dicksbro
02-12-2007, 12:06 PM
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now, or, the register will close when you get there. :( (works every time).
Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings, or, if you try to outsmart it by unplugging the phone ... the doorbell rings :rolleyes2 .
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to show someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, arrive last.
Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are. (this one's too deep for me!)
Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now, or, the register will close when you get there. :( (works every time).
Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings, or, if you try to outsmart it by unplugging the phone ... the doorbell rings :rolleyes2 .
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to show someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, arrive last.
Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are. (this one's too deep for me!)
Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it