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Lilith
01-24-2007, 04:13 PM
give me the cure
I have the snuffles. Let's play doctor :D
Irezumi Kiss
01-24-2007, 04:32 PM
I have a thermometer to place on your tongue, but it's a little thicker than the standard... :yikes:
wyndhy
01-24-2007, 04:34 PM
i think sniffles require something steamy
Lilith
01-24-2007, 04:46 PM
I have a thermometer to place on your tongue, but it's a little thicker than the standard... :yikes:
Funny I was thinking of a better place you could stick it to see how hot I am.
Lilith
01-24-2007, 04:47 PM
i think sniffles require something steamy
like? soup? or something sexier?
wyndhy
01-24-2007, 04:53 PM
:p vixen!
steamy like steamy sex in a steamy shower begging for the cure with steamy urgency
Lilith
01-24-2007, 04:54 PM
:p vixen!
steamy like steamy sex in a steamy shower begging for the cure with steamy urgency
my shower or yours?
wyndhy
01-24-2007, 04:57 PM
how 'bout you an me in his?
Lilith
01-24-2007, 04:58 PM
how 'bout you an me in his?
oh I bet he'd like that!
wyndhy
01-24-2007, 05:03 PM
i bet we all would
Irezumi Kiss
01-24-2007, 05:06 PM
Funny I was thinking of a better place you could stick it to see how hot I am.
I'll have to move it in and out repeatedly, in order to get an honest measure of your basal temperature. :sex:
like? soup? or something sexier?
Something warm to soothe the throat...thick and rich with protein...that's the cure you're looking for, yey? :sperm:
Lilith
01-24-2007, 05:09 PM
The in and out part? Can that be done in a steamy locale such as wyndhy has suggested?
WildIrish
01-24-2007, 05:39 PM
No wonder it takes me so long to get over colds!
I've been doing it the old fashioned way! :p
What's that addage...feed a cold & starve a fever?
Lilith
01-24-2007, 05:45 PM
You got something to feed me WI???
WildIrish
01-24-2007, 05:47 PM
Actually, I was hoping to catch your cold so I could be the one feasting on you. :licker:
All I've got to offer is some :sperm: and nobody wants that, right?
Lilith
01-24-2007, 06:01 PM
You know cold medicine makes all your juices flow.
I've heard the most reliable way to take a patient's temperature is rectally.
Funny thing... I have a thick thermometer too... ;)
Lilith
01-24-2007, 06:06 PM
ouch (_x_)
CrouchingBuddha
01-24-2007, 06:39 PM
This is slightly off topic...
But why is it that...
:sperm: <---- the sperm is sad? Shouldn't the sperm feel happy? My sperm are happy, I dare-say. So why is the sperm all frowns and blueness?
Hope your cold gets better, lil. I'd offer up some witty and salicious cure...but everyone seems to have all the standard ones covered at the moment :)
Lilith
01-24-2007, 06:53 PM
Thanks! I think he is :( cause he's not in a warm wet place :D he's stuck here on this page :p
Irezumi Kiss
01-24-2007, 08:59 PM
Thanks! I think he is :( cause he's not in a warm wet place :D he's stuck here on this page :p
You know, the inside of your nose right now is a wet and warm place. :eew:
Lilith
01-24-2007, 10:03 PM
You know, the inside of your nose right now is a wet and warm place. :eew:
Been there done that :D:D:p
Oldfart
01-25-2007, 03:11 AM
DAT, that is, dermal antibody transfer, a revolutionary treatment requiring a maximal skin to skin contact for the longest time.
Lilith
01-25-2007, 05:21 AM
Is that anything like writhing around naked????
dicksbro
01-25-2007, 05:30 AM
I've always felt like if you're not feeling well, you should spend lots of time in bed ... with company to help keep you warm. Lots of back rubs and massaging with warm fluids worked deeply into the skin.
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