masturbation

[Emzo]

lets see how many different phrases for "masturbating" we can think of.

1. flicking the bean

[Mark Vieth]

slapping the salami
Pulling the ol' pud
visiting mrs palmer
the one handed handshake

[Emzo]

bashing the bishop

[IowaMan]

Scratching the itch.
Petting the one-eyed cobra.

[Irezumi Kiss]

Bopping the Baloney

Stroking the Kitty

Raising the Flag

Doin' Some Butter Churning

[IowaMan]

Milking the bull.

[1nutworld]

jerkin' the gherkin

[WildIrish]

Playing pocket pool :D

[Jude30]

I like "Flinging my weasel". I was at the coining of this phrase and it was freaking hilarious. Well hilarious to someone playing Dungeons and Dragons at least.

[Matticus]

spanking the bishop

for the ladies:

petting the kitty

[Coaster]

Rubbin' the nubbin'

[rabbit]

Rowing the boat

[PantyFanatic]

Polishing the pearl
Spanking the monkey
Squeezing the bean
Rubbing the rose
Pressing the panties (one of MY favorites :p )


Chocking the chicken
Flogging the dog
Emptying the ashes
Beating the meat
Polishing the wood
Jerking the joint
..and Jacking off! :D

[Free Ken]

holding the sausage hostage
slap boxing the one eyed champ
milking the anaconda
petting the goat

[Belial]

The five knuckle shuffle
Feeding the chooks

[Oldfart]

Shaking hands with the wife's best friend.

[scotzoidman]

Having a date with Rosie Palms & the Blister sisters.

[Emzo]

jerkin the gherkin

[IowaMan]

Polishing the pony
Taking Mister Ed out and putting him thru his paces

[Daedulus]

...making love to the one you love best

[WildIrish]

rubbin' one out

[Emzo]

Scraping your weasel
Buttering Frank
Cuddlin' the purple helmet

for girls:

Defrosting the freezer
Dipping for ice cream
Auditioning the finger puppets

[jbh3]

Waxin' the Dolphin
Caressin' the carrot

[cavegirl]

for blokes:

shaking hands with the one eyed milkman...

[east]

punching the clown
riging up the block and tackle

gals:
hideing the bone
feeding the clam

[Emzo]

doing the two fingered ballet

[Coaster]

friggin' it!

[wyndhy]

guys...dropped the kids off at Tish U, flushed the pipes, strung some pearls, shot some tadpoles, gave miss palm a lesson in woodworking, jettisoned some cargo, siphoned the tank, greased the pole, cooked up a batch o’ manchowder, milked the trouser goat, pricked some fingers, wrassled the cock-o-dile.

girls....flicked the clit bic, pet miss kitty.......watered the bush, capsized the little man in the boat…uh…….occupied the oval orifice, fulfilled her duty, performed a cavity search, plunged the drain…uhh…danced the hippy shake……widened the tunnel……went digging for clams…uh………huh. i got nothin', guess i'm done. it’s harder to come up with girl ones.

[Emzo]

nice

[cunning_linguis]

fucking mother thumb and her four daughters

[Mark Vieth]

The five knuckle shuffle

Hmm that might explain why John Cena is so good at the 5 knuckle shuffle, as it is one of his wrestling moves......Also explains why his biceps and forearms are so damn big!!!!

[citrus]

Fuckin' Rosie palm & her 5digit sisters"

"Stretchin' the elephant's trunk"

[Hotdave4u]

Pulling yer plonka

[citrus]

"going solo"

[benjercenov]

Surprised no noe has said...Choking the Chicken