Spanish Naughty Word Help

[Cheyanne]

I know that a few peeps know that I received a promotion where I work and am now the technology person. I am responsible for all of the technology in our district. Including but not limited to being in charge of students inability to access inappropriate web sites. :sad:

I need some assistance from our Spanish speaking members. We have an increased population of Hispanic students who have the ability to get around all of our filtering devices and software by typing in Spanish for their porn searches. :curse: :banghead: and they share those words with other non-Hispanic students. Short of shutting our net access down, I need to do something.

I do have the ability to set up filtering for this, however I do not know any Spanish. I have asked our ESL teacher as well as our Spanish teacher to help me with this, but they aren't too terribly forthcoming to tell me the really dirty words that I need (like fuck, pussy, tits, cock, any keyword used to try to find porn or adult sites in Spanish) I have also asked a couple of our Hispanic Teacher Aides, and they claim they don't understand what I want and they don't want me to tell the the English words for translation.. :(

Can anyone help me?

[Cheyanne]

I need to ad that I have done a google search after changing my language preferences to Spanish for porn sites and have found 27,800 Spanish porn sites.

[Lilith]

puta

[Loulabelle]

http://babelfish.altavista.com/

This may help you. Just type in the word you're looking forward and hit English to Spanish.

Oh and might it also be a good idea to do the same in Portuguese? Not sure how many of your Latin students may have Brazilian roots....

[Jude30]

Chupes mi chichis=suck my tits

Mi verga es mereno=my dick is black

Come mi vagina=eat my pussy

Who said South Park isn't good for anything?

I'm still trying to figure out why the word for dick is female. The first season of South Park those sentences were written on Mr. Hands black board and my friend from Equador died laughing when she saw them.

Mericon=faggot.

Culera=ass

[Booger]

I could give you a long list verbaly but you know my spelling in english I wouldn't even want to try to spell spanish words. I can give you a couple quick ones right now and I'll try to remeber to ask the one guy at work if he can write down a list for me.

joto is whore
and as Lilithe siad puta is pussy

[Oldfart]

I thought puta had a harder edge than just pussy.

[Lilith]

I used to have a friend whose fave curse was "puta de los barrios" ghetto whore

[WildIrish]

It would suck to have to type in every friggin word that may bring inappropriate images up onto the screen, but here's an online dictionary (http://www.notam02.no/~hcholm/altlang/ht/Spanish.2.html) of bad Spanish words.

There are links to other languages as well...in case you have any "Zulu" students too. :p

[wyndhy]

here's another alternative dictionary.
http://www.notam02.no/~hcholm/altlang/ht/Spanish.html

good luck, chey. i just wanna say i think it's crappy you can't get any help from anyone at the school.

[Cheyanne]

LOL!!!!!!!!!! You guys are awesome! I will utilize what you have given me... :D I have typed words into a dictionary that is supposed to translate, but much of what I received wasn't correct.. rofl!!! The alternative dictionary with other languages is pretty good. I have some students typing in german & french as well and that will come in handy.

It isn't so much that the ESL and Spanish teacher won't help me, they are very hesitant to write/type this stuff down for me for fear of getting in trouble. We have had issues with another staff member, and they don't want to have issues like that person did. No matter how I assure they they won't, they aren't comfortable and I don't blame them actually.

[dicksbro]

I can see where that alternative dictionary could come in very handy. :D

[rabbit]

mierda=shit

[ShadowDancer]

MERDE--"shit" in french


the one curse word my french teacher taught us....

[Jude30]

I thought mere was shit in French because "mange mere" is eat shit.

[Steph]

I thought mere was shit in French because "mange mere" is eat shit.

Nope, it's 'mange merde'

[Jude30]

I knew I couldn't trust memories of 8th grade French.

[WildIrish]

I guess the old grey mere just ain't what it used to be. :D

[Cheyanne]

Guess What????

By putting in some of the Spanish keywords I picked from that alternative dictionary into our filtering device, 24 PAGES (each page contains 30 trys) of porn was blocked today, 8 students were banned from using the school computers, 8 parents were called, and 2 teachers received reprimands for leaving their class in the computer lab without supervision.

While I am glad that the filtering is doing its job, I am sad that there were this many instances as well as the instructors receiving reprimands.....:(

[Lilith]

oooooooooooooooo! ha ha wasn't me :D

[wyndhy]

yet^^^ :p:D

[ShadowDancer]

I've found several forms...Merde is what I "learned" in school. I found it in that Alternative Dictionary link too...looked it up to make sure I was still remembering correctly.

[sodaklostsoul]

Guess What????

By putting in some of the Spanish keywords I picked from that alternative dictionary into our filtering device, 24 PAGES (each page contains 30 trys) of porn was blocked today, 8 students were banned from using the school computers, 8 parents were called, and 2 teachers received reprimands for leaving their class in the computer lab without supervision.

While I am glad that the filtering is doing its job, I am sad that there were this many instances as well as the instructors receiving reprimands.....:(

WOW!!!!

Was it boys and girls?

[Neige]

Eat shit is actually "Mange de la merde".

[Cheyanne]

All boys..... no girls Soda.

[Loren]

Guess What????

By putting in some of the Spanish keywords I picked from that alternative dictionary into our filtering device, 24 PAGES (each page contains 30 trys) of porn was blocked today, 8 students were banned from using the school computers, 8 parents were called, and 2 teachers received reprimands for leaving their class in the computer lab without supervision.

While I am glad that the filtering is doing its job, I am sad that there were this many instances as well as the instructors receiving reprimands.....:(

One thing you have to watch out for--what's dirty in one language might be ok in another.

The only example I'm aware of this involves Chinese and thus the confusion will only happen in speech. I know very little in the way of other languages, though.

My wife's native tongue is Chinese, she's not used to American newspapers. One day I was telling her where to find something and she couldn't understand where to find the cunt part of the paper. The Chinese don't label things with letters like we do, it didn't occur to her that section B might be a piece of the paper so she translated it. (She knew I knew the translation and it's not unusual for me to use what little Chinese I know mixed in with English when talking to her.)

[Irezumi Kiss]

While I am glad that the filtering is doing its job, I am sad that there were this many instances as well as the instructors receiving reprimands.....:(
Is it really that surprising, though? When one is of age, sex and sexuality is/can be a very powerful force. It may be inappropriate to the function of the school to be certain, but as you can see, you can't stop the forces of nature, only divert it somewhat. Other students will possibly find ways to work around your blocks, unfortunately. Not meaning to diminish what you've accomplished already, though...it's just interesting to read how surprised we all can become when human beings are essentially just doing the most human thing on the planet.

[Jude30]

One thing you have to watch out for--what's dirty in one language might be ok in another.

Slang within the same languages can be quite different. The Equadoran friend I mentioned in the previous post married a guy from the Dominican Republic. Soon after they were married he was using a word that where he is from is considered something like "little girl", but where she was from it had less than flattering conotations. Much confusion and later hilarity insued.

[Belial]

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/index.htm

Not work-safe - hillarious though :)

[Loren]

Slang within the same languages can be quite different. The Equadoran friend I mentioned in the previous post married a guy from the Dominican Republic. Soon after they were married he was using a word that where he is from is considered something like "little girl", but where she was from it had less than flattering conotations. Much confusion and later hilarity insued.

Yeah, you can get a lot of laughs from a mixed-language relationship.

I think our best is the case of the chicken candy.

We had just moved. She was unpacking a box of food. She found this jar. It had a picture of a chicken on it and contained little wrapped blocks. She has enough curiosity for a dozen cats, she tried one. Thus was her introduction to bullion cubes.