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souls_cry2000
09-01-2006, 05:43 PM
TinTennessee gave me an idea. Can you think of any interesting phone sex opening lines? If you can list a few.
Here is one from one of my fave movies.
Are your legs open you filthy harlot?
osuche
09-01-2006, 06:35 PM
I'm hot and wet. Let me know if you want to kow more.
alspals69
09-01-2006, 06:37 PM
^^^ that works for me, i'd say yes!
rockintime
09-01-2006, 07:55 PM
"Hello" ??? :D
TinTennessee
09-01-2006, 10:30 PM
"Hey handsome c'mere a minute...I have something for you"
Ummmm why me Souls? lol
Teddy Bear
09-02-2006, 02:44 PM
I need you sooo bad!!
(and i ain't kidding!!!)
Coaster
09-02-2006, 02:51 PM
"Is this the wanton woman of the house?"
Teddy Bear
09-02-2006, 02:55 PM
mmmmm..... you sound so good.
osuche
09-02-2006, 08:52 PM
If I tell you a secret, will you promise not to tell? ;)
Oldfart
09-03-2006, 12:08 AM
"Do you . . ."
seminalfluid
09-09-2006, 08:48 PM
Before we go any further, promise me you won't tell dad...
souls_cry2000
09-17-2006, 09:53 PM
Ooh baby how does my quarter feel sliding down your slot?
Oldfart
09-17-2006, 10:00 PM
At the third stroke . . .
FussyPucker
09-18-2006, 02:14 PM
Operator can you please give me the number for......oh wait.....what are you wearing?
Nuelaan
09-18-2006, 06:36 PM
My credit card number is .........
Darksoul
09-18-2006, 06:58 PM
"Pardon me, this is my first visit here. Could you recommend me something from the menu?"
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