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Lilith
08-08-2006, 09:34 PM
*beep*

Salacious
08-08-2006, 09:36 PM
Darling, when you get home, I want you to take a shower and then follow the trail of rose petals to the bedroom where you will find me naked and waiting for you. Hurry!

sodaklostsoul
08-08-2006, 11:41 PM
Ohhhhh that was the beep........"Hi Lilith.....hope you had a great day!!!!!"

osuche
08-09-2006, 01:26 AM
Quick! Quit your job and come to PAGAN and join all the Pixies. I'm headed out too...no one will miss us for a few days. :D

LixyChick
08-09-2006, 04:26 AM
Oh...the machine huh? I didn't prepare anything cause I expected to get you so I'll just hang up and call back later. It's not important...just wanted to chit-chat!

*click*

imaginewithme
08-09-2006, 06:53 AM
Hey there sexy, what are you wearing?

Oops, wrong number............how embarrassing!

mildy kinky cpl
08-09-2006, 07:25 AM
gday we were going to pop over for a cuppa but soon as youre not home we will make it another day

Scarecrow
08-09-2006, 08:40 AM
Hello you sexy thing, is the dungeon open. I'd like to polish my brash placard.

gekkogecko
08-09-2006, 09:33 AM
Message.

WildIrish
08-09-2006, 10:49 AM
Hi...this is wildirish from Action Windows and we're doing some work in your neighborhood so we thought we'd give you a call to see if you're interested in receiving a free quote for replacement windows. If you call now, you may be eligible for low financing options and special pricing on our premium argon gas filled tilt-sash windows. We also have an affordable line of privacy windows you may be interested in, to prevent perverts from sneaking up to your house to watch you masturbate. Those tilt out too...for those times when you need someone to watch. ;

Please give us a call back at 1-800-getaction & tell them "wildirish sent me"!

scotzoidman
08-09-2006, 02:55 PM
Hi, if you remember our backseat encounter last month, please call me back...






your lights are on...

TinTennessee
08-09-2006, 03:22 PM
Hi Lil, how are ya darlin'?

alspals69
08-09-2006, 04:55 PM
hey there, did you know that your name is Kuk if your not good at touch typing?

Dzogchen
08-09-2006, 05:03 PM
Hi, Lilith sorry to miss you. When do want me there for your full body massage?

Big Bear hugs and kisses.

Lilith
08-09-2006, 06:16 PM
Darling, when you get home, I want you to take a shower and then follow the trail of rose petals to the bedroom where you will find me naked and waiting for you. Hurry!

/me slips on the now wet rose petals and busts her ass :D

Lilith
08-09-2006, 06:17 PM
Ohhhhh that was the beep........"Hi Lilith.....hope you had a great day!!!!!"

Hi SDLS I did. How was your day? When do you leave for PAGAN?

Lilith
08-09-2006, 06:17 PM
Quick! Quit your job and come to PAGAN and join all the Pixies. I'm headed out too...no one will miss us for a few days. :D

I'm picturing a Thelma and Louise type road trip minus the dramatic ending :D

Lilith
08-09-2006, 06:19 PM
Oh...the machine huh? I didn't prepare anything cause I expected to get you so I'll just hang up and call back later. It's not important...just wanted to chit-chat!

*click*

*tag* you're it

Lilith
08-09-2006, 06:20 PM
Hey there sexy, what are you wearing?

Oops, wrong number............how embarrassing!

Nothing, how soon can you get here?

Lilith
08-09-2006, 06:20 PM
gday we were going to pop over for a cuppa but soon as youre not home we will make it another day


coffee, tea or me?

Lilith
08-09-2006, 06:21 PM
Hello you sexy thing, is the dungeon open. I'd like to polish my brash placard.

spit polish the knobs too while you're there ;)

Lilith
08-09-2006, 06:22 PM
Message.

you trying to make Bill Gates look cheap again?

sodaklostsoul
08-09-2006, 06:22 PM
Hi SDLS I did. How was your day? When do you leave for PAGAN?
Hi Lilith........my day was long, so glad it's over. We leave Friday morning around 11. :)

Lilith
08-09-2006, 06:23 PM
Hi...this is wildirish from Action Windows and we're doing some work in your neighborhood so we thought we'd give you a call to see if you're interested in receiving a free quote for replacement windows. If you call now, you may be eligible for low financing options and special pricing on our premium argon gas filled tilt-sash windows. We also have an affordable line of privacy windows you may be interested in, to prevent perverts from sneaking up to your house to watch you masturbate. Those tilt out too...for those times when you need someone to watch. ;

Please give us a call back at 1-800-getaction & tell them "wildirish sent me"!

:doorpeek: Do you work door to door too? :hump:

Lilith
08-09-2006, 06:24 PM
Hi, if you remember our backseat encounter last month, please call me back...






your lights are on...

:boobs:

Lilith
08-09-2006, 06:24 PM
Hi Lil, how are ya darlin'?

surprisingly superb. How about you?

Lilith
08-09-2006, 06:25 PM
hey there, did you know that your name is Kuk if your not good at touch typing?

Yes, yes I did but I take it one more dyslexic step further (or backwards) and type ukk or uku

Lilith
08-09-2006, 06:26 PM
Hi, Lilith sorry to miss you. When do want me there for your full body massage?

Big Bear hugs and kisses.

Now and don't be a minute late! *stomps foot*

imaginewithme
08-09-2006, 06:29 PM
Nothing, how soon can you get here?
2 hours.............leave them off!

Scarecrow
08-09-2006, 06:40 PM
spit polish the knobs too while you're there ;)

which "knobs" do you want me to lick, I mean polish?

Aqua
08-09-2006, 07:43 PM
So, uhm, wait... I just wanted... uhm........... *click*

Dammit.

*redials*

Aqua
08-09-2006, 07:43 PM
So, uh, about the other night... my wrists are still a little chafed but I had a good time and, uhm, was hoping we could do it again soon. Maybe we can use the spreader bar this time... so anyways, call me. You know the number.

Lilith
08-09-2006, 08:04 PM
So, uh, about the other night... my wrists are still a little chafed but I had a good time and, uhm, was hoping we could do it again soon. Maybe we can use the spreader bar this time... so anyways, call me. You know the number.

*dials* 867-5309

mildy kinky cpl
08-10-2006, 08:07 AM
oh good, ur home, we're on our way.
never mind about the coffee or tea, we'll just have the me... lol.

WildIrish
08-11-2006, 09:54 AM
:doorpeek: Do you work door to door too? :hump:


Yes, I do. But it takes me 19.5 hours to get from one door to the other. ;)

Lilith
08-11-2006, 04:47 PM
I'll leave the light on for ya.

WildIrish
08-11-2006, 06:42 PM
I'll leave the light on for ya.


Sure...now that you're gone to the beach!



Oh well...might as well feed the birds while I'm here. :)













I mean, dig through your underwear drawer. :hot: