Here's the Scenario

[take me down]

Scenario
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same
speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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Answer:

Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk.

[WildIrish]

Is this a European merry go round?


btw...I'm glad you finally posted! Congrats! Nice to meet you.

[PantyFanatic]

:welcome: TMD



Glad you finally could come out of the bushes. :truce:
Come sit by the fire. :)





btw- funny joke. :roflmao:












...... and popular too. ;)

[Lilith]

OMG my MIL sent that to me yesterday...Shit do you know her?

[Lilith]

And OMG first post after being registered for nearly 4 years!

Congrats!

[Coastie]

Welcome Aboard :D

Makes me look like a forum poster of epic proportions :D

My excuse is I signed up took a quick peek, and then didn't come back for a long time heh.

[Sharniqua]

G'day and Welcome to Pixies

*LOL*@merry-go-round