She lay waiting...

[WildIrish]

I had my monthly Habitat meeting last night, and didn't get home until after 9. Our two youngest kids were staying with my parents, and our oldest son was in bed already. I walked in to the living room and Mrs. WI wasn't there! This is highly irregular behavior. :confused:

I took a quick shower, ran a load of laundry and went upstairs to bed where I found Mrs. WI laid out nude on top of the sheets & covers. Her legs were spread just enough to see her fuzzy little pussy peeking out at me *swoon* and her breasts looked beautiful! She lay there breathing softly, and moving just a little bit.

I walked to the edge of the bed and just stood there taking her in. What a sexy and beautiful sight! I hovered my hand just over the surface of her skin and gently moved up her leg, her thigh, hip, tummy, and up to her chest. Her large breasts moved up & down with each slight breath and she seemed to squirm as her nipples hardened in response to the heat of my hand's proximity! I was so aroused, it was all I could do not to break the spell and speak.

Both nipples now swollen and dark, I moved my hand back down to her pubic hair. I love the slight tickle of her hairs. It always gives me a thrill when I first reach that line where the hair starts because I know I'm near the forbidden zone! The heat coming from her pussy warmed my already hot hand, and I could feel the moisture on my palm. If I closed my eyes, I could have imagined the sweet musky scent of her femininity. My hand ever so slightly brushes the very tips of the hair around her lips and....




and.....





and she screams bloody murder! :yikes:





Yup...she wasn't being sexy & pretending to sleep. She really was.



"What the hell is the matter with you? Jesus Christ, you gave me a fucking heart attack!" :mad:





:o

[Lilith]

ha ha! You'll never live that down!

[WildIrish]

We'd finally gotten past the "let me try giving her a lick while she's asleep...she'll probably think that's hot!" episode where she almost broke my neck when slamming her legs together. ha ha

[imaginewithme]

OH man!!!!! Here while I was reading that, I was thinking "wow, how wonderful that he realllly enjoys her" and then ended up laughing my ass off!

[Sharni]

OMG...i snorted my coffee!

[TinTennessee]

:roflmao:

[lizzardbits]

yup...I giggled too.

I love that you are still sooo into how sexy your wife is, that make me smile

[AngelicVampires]

Hahahha...that...was great!

[HottDoggn62]

LOL...... and you probably thought for sure that you were gonna get some.... :huh:

[gekkogecko]

Be wary of what you wish for. You just may get it.

[dm383]

OMG...i snorted my coffee!


Me too...... ain't it a BITCH?!?!?!

Where'd that sheep go?

:ewe:

DM

[osuche]

:spin:

Poor WI. :(

:rofl:

[WildIrish]

There'll be no "hand hovering" in the wildirish household for awhile, let me assure you! ha ha

[wyndhy]

at least she doesn't sleep with a weapon near the bed. :p

[Aqua]

I gotta say you're not alone, brother. Though, when Mrs. Aqua comes out of sleep because I've touched her it's a judo chop coming at me rather than a scream. :eek:

[osuche]

LMAO. Mr Osuche told me that I was negotiating vehemently in my sleep...seems that when he went to cuddle with me, I told him, "that just won't work for me."

:rofl:

[Aqua]

LMAO. Mr Osuche told me that I was negotiating vehemently in my sleep...seems that when he went to cuddle with me, I told him, "that just won't work for me."

:rofl:
:roflmao:

[WildIrish]

at least she doesn't sleep with a weapon near the bed. :p

I'm her weapon, and I'm always loaded.


Which kinda makes sense, seeing as how I'm my own worst enemy! lmfao

[Lilith]

and cocked^^^^^

[dicksbro]

:roflmao:

[WildIrish]

I love when she says :cock: :brows:

[Aqua]

You love it when she says cockwaggle? :huh:

[WildIrish]

You love it when she says cockwaggle? :huh:


I guess ya had to be there. ;)

[nikki1979]

heehhehehehehe sounds like jeeping n me

he came home early from TDY a few years ago , thinking he was gonna get some he came sneeking into the bedroom , i came up with a knife thinking he was a robber!!!!!!!

so be happy for a scream , he almost was made less a man that night

[WildIrish]

Thank goodness I saw this and was reminded of how things can go so wrong so fast...
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before I attempted the ol' "toss a big double dong into your hoo hoo from across the room like a javelin while you're asleep" trick.

[dicksbro]

^^^^ Very timely observation if I say so myself. :thumbs:

[WildIrish]

I usually don't find these things out until afterwards. lol

[Neige]

You love it when she says cockwaggle? :huh:

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: