Am I dead?

[Bardog]

I've had 3 people that I haven't talked to in a few weeks call me in the past couple of hours just to check on me. It seems that they saw on the noon news a report that a person with the same name as me, his wife, and son drowned in a lake due to a boating accident late yesterday.

It gets even more wierd in that he was only 2 years older than me. His wife is the same age as mine and his son was the same age as mine also. He lived about 30 miles from where I do. His middle inital was even the same as mine.

I really feel bad for his family but this is creeping me out at the same time.

[imaginewithme]

okay.....that is reallll creepy!!!! How horrible!

Here let me pinch your hiney and see if you feel it or not........

[osuche]

Are you dead? I think I should give you first aid and find out myself... ;)

[Bardog]

Here let me pinch your hiney and see if you feel it or not........

OUCH!!!
Do it again!!!!

It gets even better.
I just got a e-mail from another friend asking if I am OK.
Like I could answer if I wasn't :roflmao:



Yes, she is a blonde

[Oldfart]

Just don't try collecting your insurance.

[jay-t]

My dad worked with a fellow with the same name at the same co. and when the other fellow passed away we got all kinds of flowers, calls,and sympathy cards. Dad had a prepaid burial plan and the cemetery put up his headstone!Took dad about 3mos. to get eveything straightened out again.

[imaginewithme]

OUCH!!!
Do it again!!!!

:bite: :bite: :bite:

[Coaster]

do do do do...................


welcome.............................. to the Twilight Zone! :)

[Lilith]

You should send flowers.

[Bardog]

You should send flowers.


Yeah I can see the card now
To: me
From: me
Sorry about my loss.

I watched the 6:00 news and they reran the story. This time they had a picture of the family. He was about a 6'6" B/M I'm about 5'10" W/M.

[Lilith]

*cue Twilight zone music

[Oldfart]

They say that TV puts on a few pounds, but 6" and a skin-dye change is completely unexpected.

[scotzoidman]

Send out a group email quoting Mark Twain..."The reports of my death have been highly exagerated"...
Actually, I can see this becoming no laughing matter for you in a hurry...if some agency of importance jumps on this mistaken ID bandwagon, it could really complicate your life beyond all expectations...a few years back, there were 2 other fellows with my name listed in the phone book, & at one point, one of them wrote a bad check...so I got a call from an angry grocery manager, I don't think he believed me when I told him I never shopped for groceries (or anything else) in Murfreesboro...

[Bardog]

^^^^Good points Hopefully nothing will happen from this

Man, it's creepy reading the newspaper this morning and seeing your name listed in the obituary column. The funeral service is at 2:00 today. Should I take off work and go?

[imaginewithme]

^^^^Good points Hopefully nothing will happen from this

Man, it's creepy reading the newspaper this morning and seeing your name listed in the obituary column. The funeral service is at 2:00 today. Should I take off work and go?
Go and see if any of your friends showed up and scare the shit out of them.


(ok, that was the mean streak coming out of IWM)

[Bardog]

Go and see if any of your friends showed up and scare the shit out of them.


(ok, that was the mean streak coming out of IWM)


:roflmao:

[scotzoidman]

^^^^Good points Hopefully nothing will happen from this

Man, it's creepy reading the newspaper this morning and seeing your name listed in the obituary column. The funeral service is at 2:00 today. Should I take off work and go?
I'd say you have a valid excuse for your boss, if he wants a written explanation...just show him your obit :rofl:

[imaginewithme]

:roflmao:
Yeah, I cracked myself up with that one.

OMG did you go to it?????

[Bardog]

Yeah, I cracked myself up with that one.

OMG did you go to it?????

Naaa....
Even though I know it wasn't me......
There is no way I could make myself look in the casket

[imaginewithme]

Naaa....
Even though I know it wasn't me......
There is no way I could make myself look in the casket
ew no, I wouldn't want you to look to see if it was you either [wait that was wierd]

just wanted to see if you scared your friends or not.....

ok, nevermind I sound like some sick wierdo now

[PantyFanatic]

... The funeral service is at 2:00 today. Should I take off work and go?
Take a cell phone in case they don't believe you :cool:

[dicksbro]

Strange Bardog! Hmmmm. Very strange.

Glad it wasn't you. :thumbs: