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JassWolf
05-31-2006, 06:15 PM
Tess has threatened me with an early death if I don't admit to my undying love for her and admit to our impassioned commitment to making her happy -- more of a challenge than I'd ever thought! :truce:

Hi, my name is Joe.

I admit to all she wants me to say, of my own free will, except I don't really want to give the bitch her way. So I'll also say that she's going to pay for this one.

She has constantly told me what a fine group of perverts she associates with on Pixies and felt I would fit in. Nice idea, so I hope you'll scrunch down on your seats and let me try to squeeze in somewhere.

Usually, she's sitting an talking to the computer screen while I try to write and when she laughs I know she's on Pixies .... And I"m always ready for a laugh, and to try to help the rest of you to a grin or two.

But I'm NOT going to try to catch up with her damn post count, I'll promise that! Sheesh ... 17 thousand ... I need to give her more to do, fer heck's sake.

Best, JW
Aqua
05-31-2006, 06:49 PM
Welcome to our humble abode, JassWolf! Nice to meet ya. :)
JassWolf
05-31-2006, 07:06 PM
You, too, kind sir!

Sometime I just HAVE to ask you about that AV ... amazing!

JW
Fangtasia
05-31-2006, 07:10 PM
G'day and welcome....im Alassė/Sharni/Sharniqua :D :)

Look forward to getting to know you
Sugarsprinkles
05-31-2006, 07:30 PM
:wave: Welcome to Pixies, JassWolf!! :wine:

I'm so glad Tess finally convinced you to give us a look/see. We're a great buch of pervs and pervettes, always willing to lend a hand or shoulder........sometimes even other body parts. :boobs: :slurp:

If you thank the av Aqua is using now is interesting, you should see some of the others he's used. :weg:

Just pull up a chair and have some fun!
Lilith
05-31-2006, 07:42 PM
Hello,
I'm glad to finally meet you!
fzzy
05-31-2006, 07:45 PM
Welcome JassWolf ... glad you've joined our familly officially!
osuche
05-31-2006, 08:24 PM
Welcome the our little slice of Heaven. :) If Tess likes you, you'll fit in fine.
Pita
05-31-2006, 08:36 PM
:loveshowe I'm soooooooo happy you decided to join Pixies! Now you can see for yourself how great this place is and even come and :molest: me in the Smut Games! You too can get 17,000 post with a little hard work and dedication. :nod:

:loveyou: my Joe!
imaginewithme
05-31-2006, 08:43 PM
AWww....how sweet!

Hi, I'm imaginewithme and I'm definately glad to meet the man that has given Tess the sparkle in her eye (ok, so I can't see her, but can tell by her happy posts).

Now, kick back and relax and enjoy the ride!
JassWolf
05-31-2006, 09:47 PM
Wow. Thanks to all! I appreciate the hospitality for sure.

JW
JassWolf
05-31-2006, 09:50 PM
Welcome the our little slice of Heaven. :) If Tess likes you, you'll fit in fine.


uh oh. :yikes:

JW
rabbit
05-31-2006, 09:58 PM
Welcum to Pixies JW!
TinTennessee
05-31-2006, 10:14 PM
Welcome to Pixies "hugs"
Coaster
05-31-2006, 10:21 PM
Welcome.......... and give a good spamking to one of my favorite Pixie girls!!!!
Steph
06-01-2006, 12:10 AM
Welcome! Almost as mushy as your S/O, I see. :D
JassWolf
06-01-2006, 02:05 PM
Welcome! Almost as mushy as your S/O, I see. :D

Naahh, I"m a hardass ... but I promised to be on my best behavior here (for the rest of the week).

Thanks for all of the welcomes! Much appreciated.

JW
wyndhy
06-01-2006, 02:30 PM
hi there. nice to meetchya!!!
Scarecrow
06-01-2006, 04:49 PM
Hello and welcome to Pixies.
Winston77
06-01-2006, 05:57 PM
Welcome to Pixies and as for that post count there's this thread over in Smut games
Pita
06-01-2006, 06:59 PM
Welcome to Pixies and as for that post count there's this thread over in Smut games


A thread Winston believes he owns and is the Grand Champion Winner of! :rolleyes2 :D
Salacious
06-02-2006, 06:06 AM
But I believe anyone can be Grand Champion of.... welcome to Pixies JW! :)
sodaklostsoul
06-02-2006, 07:32 AM
Naahh, I"m a hardass ... but I promised to be on my best behavior here (for the rest of the week).

Thanks for all of the welcomes! Much appreciated.

JW
OHHHHH, what happens after the week? :tongue:

Welcome!!!!!!! :wave:
Steph
06-02-2006, 10:17 AM
Naahh, I"m a hardass ... but I promised to be on my best behavior here (for the rest of the week).

Pssssssst, the Anti-Mush Club (TM) (AMC) meets on Sundays. :truce:
JassWolf
06-02-2006, 02:24 PM
Pssssssst, the Anti-Mush Club (TM) (AMC) meets on Sundays. :truce:


Ohhh, good. I'll bring my jalapeno and red pepper ice cream for the dessert. Can I rant?

JW
WildIrish
06-02-2006, 02:47 PM
Can I rant?

JW


Is "rant" a fancy word for "take naked pictures of Tess"? :wish:
JassWolf
06-02-2006, 03:07 PM
Is "rant" a fancy word for "take naked pictures of Tess"? :wish:

Unfortunately, we need an entire phrase for that one: "Yeahhh, Babeee." :line:

Any special requests? :welcome:

JW
Lilith
06-03-2006, 05:47 PM
I would suggest her naked and perhaps even tied up. And if you really want to go nuts you could beat her ass til it's cherry red.




Not that I've thought about it. :brows:
WildIrish
06-03-2006, 06:23 PM
^^^...very good at this. :D


And if that's not enough...I love cunnilingus. :slurp:
JassWolf
06-03-2006, 09:39 PM
I would suggest her naked and perhaps even tied up. And if you really want to go nuts you could beat her ass til it's cherry red.




Not that I've thought about it. :brows:


No problem. Stay tuned to this station. Film at 11:00.

Sincerely, the producer

JW
JassWolf
06-03-2006, 09:40 PM
^^^...very good at this. :D


And if that's not enough...I love cunnilingus. :slurp:


Tough as hell to work the camera that way. Oh heck, forget the camera. :nana:

JW
Lost
06-04-2006, 09:04 PM
welcome here, as I'm sure ya can see, a great bunch of people here.

We will drag another recliner in to add to all the ones here so ya can settle in and join in the fun and sometimes the madness
WildIrish
06-05-2006, 10:51 AM
Tough as hell to work the camera that way. Oh heck, forget the camera. :nana:

JW


/me whispers "modified miner's cap" ;)


Shit...who'm I kidding? I'd duct tape a camcorder to my head if I had to! lmfao
Pita
06-06-2006, 11:01 AM
/me whispers "modified miner's cap" ;)


Shit...who'm I kidding? I'd duct tape a camcorder to my head if I had to! lmfao


Now, that is a movie I would love to watch! :popcorn:
WildIrish
06-06-2006, 11:16 AM
Making the movie wouldn't exactly be horrible either. :slurp:
dicksbro
06-06-2006, 08:53 PM
Slow in posting, but good to meet you, Joe. Hope you have fun at Pixies. Got to warn you ... it is addictive. :)
JassWolf
06-07-2006, 05:49 PM
Thanks, dicksbro. Yeah, I"ve noticed already. I sat down, stressed, said "I need some Pixies."

And later I wanna watch the WildIrish movie. (Gimme some o' that popcorn, Tess!)

JW
Salacious
06-08-2006, 06:25 AM
*Fixing my own popcorn so I can tune in and enjoy too*

This is gonna be good! http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/standart/yes.gif
dicksbro
07-06-2006, 06:54 PM
Good idea. Some more popcorn, coming up. :)
:corn: :corn: :corn:
1nutworld
08-28-2006, 08:56 PM
I would suggest her naked and perhaps even tied up. And if you really want to go nuts you could beat her ass til it's cherry red.




Not that I've thought about it. :brows:

HI there Jass Wolf............so you're a good friend of Tess?

All I can say is LUCKY YOU.

Now........according to my clock, it's 9:55 which gives me 1 hour and 5 minutes to set my DVD player to "Record"........you did say FILM at 11:00 right?

Oh, and BTW.....Lil beat me to the above statement.. !!!!! :devil:

Sorry its taken me SO dang long to get to posting this...............apology accepted I hope.

Nut
JassWolf
08-29-2006, 09:39 AM
No apology needed, Nut! It's good to hear from you whenever.

JW
rockintime
08-29-2006, 07:15 PM
JassWolf, welcome to Pixies and have a GREAT time here.

And with regard to the pics that have already been requested in this thread....YESS for TESS! ;)