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alspals69
05-04-2006, 04:55 PM
Perhaps we can do a litlte better than that, what do you think?

biblical insults (http://www.shipoffools.com/curses/index.html)
IAKaraokeGirl
05-04-2006, 05:01 PM
Um, I don't remember this:

"May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O ye denizen of the underworld!"
jseal
05-04-2006, 05:03 PM
Fun! :)
Lilith
05-04-2006, 05:13 PM
Listen, O thou denizen of the underworld, for you will beget difficult teenagers!
Lilith
05-04-2006, 05:13 PM
O that thou wouldest be taunted by the king's concubines, thou sulphurous nonentity!
Lilith
05-04-2006, 05:14 PM
Last one I promise :D

May you be smitten with all-over boils, O thou breaker of the commandments!
Oldfart
05-04-2006, 05:40 PM
There is a recurring theme of a fart in the queen's bedchamber.
alspals69
05-04-2006, 06:07 PM
which reminds me...

first time i tried 69 and my girlfriend farted... i thought "oh shit do i get another 68 of those before she cums?"
Pita
05-04-2006, 07:38 PM
I pray thou shalt be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, O thou offspring of a squashed cockroach!
TinTennessee
05-04-2006, 09:22 PM
I pray thou shalt be mocked by eunuchs, O thou sulphurous nonentity!

rofl
Winston77
05-04-2006, 10:10 PM
Take heed, O thou denizen of the underworld, for you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon!
imaginewithme
05-04-2006, 11:00 PM
Hear this, thou lazy Babylonian, for you will fall under a speeding chariot!
Neige
05-04-2006, 11:38 PM
Take heed, O ye armpit of Satan, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath! http://www.smilies-world.de/smilies/smilies_Picture/lachen/14.gif http://www.smilies-world.de/smilies/smilies_Picture/lachen/14.gif http://www.smilies-world.de/smilies/smilies_Picture/lachen/14.gif
LixyChick
05-05-2006, 04:40 AM
Hear this, O ye of little faith, for you will go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts!




I don't usually "diet" persay...but now I'm curious. I've never tried the UNSWEETENED locusts.
Lilith
05-05-2006, 04:50 AM
Hear this, O ye love-crazed Gittite, for you will become as popular as a boil on the king's backside!
WildIrish
05-05-2006, 07:17 AM
Take heed, thou sad Pharisee, for you will see your pomegranates wither! :eek:


Oh no! Not my pomegranates! Woe is me! WOE IS ME!!!


At least it's not the banana! :D
wrestlemark
05-05-2006, 08:59 AM
MAY A SEX CRAZED RHINO TAKE A LIKING TO YOUR CAR !!!! :eek: :D