I'm so unlucky that...

[alspals69]

OK, now just complete the sentance!!

Look, like this:

I'm so unlucky that if i fell into a bag full of nipples i'd come out sucking my thumb.

So what are you waiting for??? ... your turn!!!

[Pita]

^^^^^That is just sad dude!! :D

[bare4you]

Should we buy him a "how to" book?

[scotzoidman]

If it was raining soup, I'd be stuck with a fork

[Oldfart]

Forking hell, Scotz.

I'm so unlucky that I couldn't win a kick in a riot.

[LixyChick]

I'm so unlucky that...

When my ship finally comes in, I'll be at the airport!

[WildIrish]

I'm still stuck on a bag of nipples! :D

[gekkogecko]

Saying I inherited from my mother:

"Luck of the Irish. It it wern't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all."

[alspals69]

any more nipplelettes out there? some good ones appearing