Irish
03-28-2006, 11:28 PM
>A lawyer from New York was transferred to a small
> frontier town during the settlement of the West. After
> several weeks there he noticed that the town was
> populated solely by men.
> He asked one of the local cowboys, "What do you do
> when you get the urge for a woman?"
> The cowboy replied, "See them thar'sheep up on thet
> hill. We just go git us one."
> "That is disgusting and barbaric!!" replied the
> lawyer.
> After about 3 months the lawyer could not stand it any
> longer. He decided though, if he was going to do a
> sheep, he would show these yokels how to do it right.
> He picked out the prettiest sheep of the bunch, bathed
> her, put a pink ribbon on her, served her hay on a
> China plate, dressed her in fine lingerie, and then
> took the sheep to bed.
> After he finished he decided to take his new found
> lover out for a drink. He wandered into the local
> saloon with the sheep under his arm. The piano fell
> silent, people dropped drinks, and all the cowboys
> turned, and stared in shocked disbelief.
> The lawyer said, "You bunch of hypocrites. You look at
> me as if I'm some sort of freak for doing what you've
> been doing all along. I'm just doing it with more
> class."
> "That ain't the problem," replied one cowboy. "That's
> the sheriff's gal you're with." Irish :eek:
> frontier town during the settlement of the West. After
> several weeks there he noticed that the town was
> populated solely by men.
> He asked one of the local cowboys, "What do you do
> when you get the urge for a woman?"
> The cowboy replied, "See them thar'sheep up on thet
> hill. We just go git us one."
> "That is disgusting and barbaric!!" replied the
> lawyer.
> After about 3 months the lawyer could not stand it any
> longer. He decided though, if he was going to do a
> sheep, he would show these yokels how to do it right.
> He picked out the prettiest sheep of the bunch, bathed
> her, put a pink ribbon on her, served her hay on a
> China plate, dressed her in fine lingerie, and then
> took the sheep to bed.
> After he finished he decided to take his new found
> lover out for a drink. He wandered into the local
> saloon with the sheep under his arm. The piano fell
> silent, people dropped drinks, and all the cowboys
> turned, and stared in shocked disbelief.
> The lawyer said, "You bunch of hypocrites. You look at
> me as if I'm some sort of freak for doing what you've
> been doing all along. I'm just doing it with more
> class."
> "That ain't the problem," replied one cowboy. "That's
> the sheriff's gal you're with." Irish :eek: