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BIBI
03-18-2006, 01:02 PM
Navy Exchanges Fire With Suspected Pirates :p

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates - Two U.S. Navy ships exchanged gunfire with suspected pirates Saturday off the coast of Somalia, and one suspect was killed and five others were wounded, the navy said.

The early morning gunbattle ensued after sailors spotted 30-foot fishing boat towing smaller skiffs and prepared for a routine boarding, said Lt. Cmdr. Charlie Brown, spokesman for the U.S. Navy's Fifth Fleet.

Passengers on the fishing boat then began shooting, and U.S. naval gunners returned fire with mounted machine guns.

Three suspects were seriously wounded and being treated on one of the Navy ships, Brown said.

Their nationalities were unknown.

Lilith
03-18-2006, 04:16 PM
Lt. Cmdr. Charlie Brown????? *offers to hold his gun for him while he shoots*

BIBI
03-18-2006, 04:25 PM
Can you imagine the jokes that man has endured through his life?

Steph
03-18-2006, 04:38 PM
Who are these parents? Charlie Brown? Give him a psychiatric break!

gekkogecko
03-18-2006, 06:53 PM
5 cents, please.

lakritze
03-18-2006, 07:57 PM
I could have been there,but was to busy fighting the Red Baron........Snoopy

jbh3
03-18-2006, 08:14 PM
Charlie has adapted well,however his brother Buster remains institutionalized to this day.

PantyFanatic
03-18-2006, 08:21 PM
I don’t think “Lt. Cmdr. Charlie Brown” is a joke to the clowns that decided to take a shot at him. I’m glad to hear we are not a joke in every part of the world.

Scarecrow
03-18-2006, 08:41 PM
Charlie has adapted well,however his brother Buster remains institutionalized to this day.

Yes, but that is because he could not decide on which pair of shoes to wear. :D

BIBI
03-19-2006, 12:29 AM
I still wonder what those pirates were thinking to even try such a stupid thing.

dicksbro
03-19-2006, 06:35 AM
Chalk one up for Charlie Brown and the Peanuts Flotilla!!