~o+`*On-line Pregnancy Test*`+o~

[lizzardbits]

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/

:D For laughs and giggles :D

(just in time for our Pixie couple that * ;) keeps fingers crossed and knocks on wood ;) * may be expanding! :p )

oh and if it says that you aren't pregnant, take the test again...then you usually are :rolleyes: , LMAO!!

[lizzardbits]

Pregnancy detected!

Congratulations, lizz! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun!

It's A Boy!

lizz, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 7 lbs, 15 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .PeeWee Herman

Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.

His name is Cameron Jonathan Herman and he was born on Dec 25 2006 at 7:16 in the evening in Chambersberg PA

his god parents are Elmira R. Fastidious and Gordon D. Reprobate

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Loulabelle]

LMAO - it told me I was preggers straight away!

And it's a girl, apparently!

And, I'll break it to you gently Lizz...PeeWee is the daddy of mine too! LOL

[Sharni]

Well apparently i'm preggers....Its a girl....& Daddy is The Pool Guy

If only i had a pool to have a pool guy *LMAO*

[txgrneyes]

Congratulations, Natalie! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun!

Natalie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 9 lbs, 16 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy is ........Fabio

You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

They even have a name picked out....Brayden Kyle Fabio born on 12/25/2006.

And you want to know the funny part about all this??

I just had a hysterectomy.

[osuche]

I was "not pregnant" twice...then I got

A girl!

And the father?

THE POPE!
Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.

[Neige]

I am preggers too!!! It's a boy - 13lbs and 1oz - holy crap!!!!

The daddy is the neighbour kid :D (He does seem right about my age.... :D)

[Booger]

Booger, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 7 oz and have red hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .

WOW this is news to me

[Lilith]

lilith, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 14 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Uh-oh, your dalliance with the mailman is catching up with you. How are you going to explain this 'Special Delivery' to your hubby?



This is hilarious cause honorable son #1 was a gigantic baby and the mailman used to park his car outside my house to walk his route and the joke has always been that he's the father.

[imaginewithme]

I'm pregnant! OMG /faints
A girl? 12 lbs?????/
oh but I had sex with that hunky pool guy???
Aw, her name will be Stephanie Kylie Poolguy born on Christmas. Awww

[WildIrish]

:eek:


Fabio knocked me up!

But damn do we make cute babies!

[Steph]

The Daddy Is . . . Bill Clinton

It's A Boy!

Steph, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 13 lbs, 9 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.

[dreamgurl]

Congratulations, Johnda! You're "with child".
you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 14 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

This is astounding- the first time Ralph has sex since 1963 and he cranks out a baby. Is it true that it's $50 extra for 'cuddle time'?

That's so wrong!!! lmao

[ShadowDancer]

It's A Boy!

Bonnie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 8 lbs, 9 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy Is . . .PeeWee Herman (ewwwwwwwww!)

Name: Luke Cameron Herman! :eek: :eek:

[Pita]

It's a Girl!!

Bill O'Reilly and I would like to introduce our beautiful daughter, Sophia Emma :)

[dicksbro]

I was, but I got over it. :D