OMG So Tragic

[Lilith]

The first case of bird flu has hit Florida :(

[rockintime]

That quacked me up :D

[Aqua]

OMG, that's just fowl! Maybe he should of ducked out of sight before it had a chance to hunt him down.

[Lilith]

Be sure to leave a pun or two for OldFart :D

[rockintime]

Is there a "bill" for using puns here?

[Aqua]

No, but some tend to get their feather's ruffled.

Just try not to de coy, or you might be asked to get the flock out of here.

[imaginewithme]

Roflmao

[Fangtasia]

*snort* Duck for cover.....you're all acting a bit bird brained too

[rockintime]

No, but some tend to get their feather's ruffled.

Just try not to de coy, or you might be asked to get the flock out of here.

Oh my god...I hope I haven't created too much of a flap for I wouldn't want to get anyone down.

[Lilith]

I see Old Fart is on now. I know some peeps who should be tarred and feathered :D

[Aqua]

I'm sure OF will find something to make me preen with envy.

[BIBI]

Now that is just ducky....and just before Christmas too. Hopefully, he feathered his nest for his family before fate took him to the Big Bird in the sky!

[bare4you]

Be kind to your webbed footed friends - for a duck may be some body's mother

Oh wait - that's another thread......

Isn't it just ducky that someone Lilith shared this with us?

[rockintime]

I know some peeps who should be tarred and feathered :D
You know, Lilith… one of these DAYS(ies) you’re just going to make me DON(ald) my trusty pun suit and fly my HUEY helicopter over the early morning DEW(ey) searching for new puns in LIEU(ie) of meaningful conversation.
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Oh geez, I'm just a sick and twisted individual :(

[sodaklostsoul]

OMG...call 911......Donald's down!!!

[fzzy]

Ummmm..... a bird on the tar is worth ..... uh two in the grass????? :)

[TinTennessee]

Duck season! lol

[BIBI]

I hope no one is in a flap over this....

[PantyFanatic]

Be sure to leave a pun or two for OldFart :D
Don't egg him on.

[sodaklostsoul]

I guess his life just was'nt all that it was cracked up to be.

[PantyFanatic]

I think being around that rat all the time, made him mallard adjusted and he just quacked up.

[dicksbro]

I'm beginning to think this thread is going to the birds, although it hasn't laid an egg yet.

[Oldfart]

I decided it'd be smart just to chicken out, swallow my pride and watch the flock.

[Lilith]

Not that I was counting my chickens before they hatched, but I knew we could depend on him^^^ :D

[Oldfart]

You calling me a dumb cluck?

[BIBI]

Oh I hope your not getting your feathers ruffled....;)

[Oldfart]

I may have to invoke my escape claws if this keeps up.

[BIBI]

Maybe we should migrate from any further fowl talk.....before someone gets their wings clipped :)

[Oldfart]

If we migrate, they may tail us.

[BIBI]

But our nest egg is bigger......we could afford to send out decoys

[Oldfart]

They're chicken too! They'd quail at the task.

[BIBI]

Right! They would be molting on their perches in fear.

[Oldfart]

I told you in no uncertain terms not to hire them, I knew they were too cheep to be any good.

[BIBI]

Oh brother....Sure chirp in now, once the deed is done. Well I don't give a flock! :)

[Oldfart]

I really didn't think you'd be eating crow this early in the piece.

[BIBI]

That's not a crow........That's a chicken boy!

[Oldfart]

And I thought that thighing over you was hopeless.

[BIBI]

LMAO...I could be perched here all day but alas duty calls....

Have a good one OF! :)

[Oldfart]

you too BIBI

[PantyFanatic]

roflmao @ ^^ 2 :D

[wyndhy]

you guys have really cheepened a serious health issue.

i have a feeling you'll all be eating crow when it terns out bird flew is really nothing to laugh ova.

[wyndhy]

you no gull-able gal, bibi...once again, your eagle eyes see all.

all i'm squawkin about is that you're all pecking fun at this and it's i down think it's a laughing matter. get this flu, and -as has already been illustrated- you're a dead duck.

there're alot of medical personnel that are running around like a chickens with their heads cut off because, as they say, our defenses against it aren't really up to scratch

[moose]

LMOF - Another stuffed duck

[PantyFanatic]

I checked the web and you’re right Wyndhy. That flew could be a real downer.

[Coaster]

The Donald must have gotten his resistance down from his night job squawking "AFLACK!"

[Aqua]

You know, I'm really surprised to see everyone in a row over this.

[wyndhy]

naw..no rows...everyone is just ducky.

and i saw those reports too, pf. mass hysteria will happen they say ... unprepared peeps will be scrambling four eggzits from inpeckted places.

there isn't even enough tweetment for everyone in the world.

mark my words ... when we all cock up our toes from it, the consequenses will come home to roost and you'll all see how the bird flew wass nothing to twitter at.

[Winston77]

After the bird flew from the cuckoo nest it land here!

[Aqua]

After the bird flew from the cuckoo nest it land here!
Quick... DUCK!

[bare4you]

Donald would be very upset with all of us if he knew we were treating him this way - don't you think we should be a little more adult about his demise?

Naw - I think he would just say just Duck It!

[Oldfart]

I just thought I'd drop in for another gander.

Byrd flew at the moment is harder to catch than a sparrow with a salt shaker.

Do you know how rare sparrows with salt shakers are?

However, if you deal with poultry and don't exercise impeckable hygene, then your goose may well be cooked.

[sodaklostsoul]

Mmmmmm Roast Duck!!!

[Oldfart]

Achoos not to try that just now, thank you.

[scotzoidman]

This just in...final arrangements have been made, public viewing tomorrow, accompanied by an orange glaze with almonds...

[Oldfart]

Donald a l'orange?

[BIBI]

Donald a l'orange?

Oldfart....I wasn't aware he was from the Netherlands ;)

[PantyFanatic]

I just thought I'd drop in for another gander.

Byrd flew at the moment is harder to catch than a sparrow with a salt shaker.

Do you know how rare sparrows with salt shakers are?

However, if you deal with poultry and don't exercise impeckable hygene, then your goose may well be cooked.
:rofl: <--- can't believe he came up with that smilie

The WINNER!!!

*presents 'The Two Punny Awards'*

[Lilith]

PF that was sweet of you. You know what they say, "one good tern deserves another"

[BIBI]

EGGactly Lil :)

[Oldfart]

Lil,

I didn't think you were that gullible.

[rockintime]

Ahhh...Oldfart, you seem to be jumping into this with both web-feet. But toucan play this game…the cardinal rule being, and I’m not puffin here, to do it completely on a lark and not grouse, otherwise we might have to rename you Oldcoot.

[Oldfart]

Hmm, that was swift.