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Lilith
12-15-2005, 03:28 PM
The first case of bird flu has hit Florida :(

rockintime
12-15-2005, 03:31 PM
That quacked me up :D

Aqua
12-15-2005, 03:35 PM
OMG, that's just fowl! Maybe he should of ducked out of sight before it had a chance to hunt him down.

Lilith
12-15-2005, 03:40 PM
Be sure to leave a pun or two for OldFart :D

rockintime
12-15-2005, 03:44 PM
Is there a "bill" for using puns here?

Aqua
12-15-2005, 03:59 PM
No, but some tend to get their feather's ruffled.

Just try not to de coy, or you might be asked to get the flock out of here.

imaginewithme
12-15-2005, 04:03 PM
Roflmao

Fangtasia
12-15-2005, 04:06 PM
*snort* Duck for cover.....you're all acting a bit bird brained too

rockintime
12-15-2005, 04:34 PM
No, but some tend to get their feather's ruffled.

Just try not to de coy, or you might be asked to get the flock out of here.

Oh my god...I hope I haven't created too much of a flap for I wouldn't want to get anyone down.

Lilith
12-15-2005, 05:00 PM
I see Old Fart is on now. I know some peeps who should be tarred and feathered :D

Aqua
12-15-2005, 05:20 PM
I'm sure OF will find something to make me preen with envy.

BIBI
12-15-2005, 05:20 PM
Now that is just ducky....and just before Christmas too. Hopefully, he feathered his nest for his family before fate took him to the Big Bird in the sky!

bare4you
12-15-2005, 05:32 PM
Be kind to your webbed footed friends - for a duck may be some body's mother

Oh wait - that's another thread......

Isn't it just ducky that someone Lilith shared this with us?

rockintime
12-15-2005, 05:36 PM
I know some peeps who should be tarred and feathered :D
You know, Lilith… one of these DAYS(ies) you’re just going to make me DON(ald) my trusty pun suit and fly my HUEY helicopter over the early morning DEW(ey) searching for new puns in LIEU(ie) of meaningful conversation.
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Oh geez, I'm just a sick and twisted individual :(

sodaklostsoul
12-15-2005, 09:28 PM
OMG...call 911......Donald's down!!!

fzzy
12-15-2005, 10:09 PM
Ummmm..... a bird on the tar is worth ..... uh two in the grass????? :)

TinTennessee
12-15-2005, 10:23 PM
Duck season! lol

BIBI
12-15-2005, 10:26 PM
I hope no one is in a flap over this....

PantyFanatic
12-15-2005, 10:44 PM
Be sure to leave a pun or two for OldFart :D
Don't egg him on.

sodaklostsoul
12-15-2005, 11:55 PM
I guess his life just was'nt all that it was cracked up to be.

PantyFanatic
12-16-2005, 12:40 AM
I think being around that rat all the time, made him mallard adjusted and he just quacked up.

dicksbro
12-16-2005, 05:43 AM
I'm beginning to think this thread is going to the birds, although it hasn't laid an egg yet.

Oldfart
12-16-2005, 06:22 AM
I decided it'd be smart just to chicken out, swallow my pride and watch the flock.

Lilith
12-16-2005, 06:35 AM
Not that I was counting my chickens before they hatched, but I knew we could depend on him^^^ :D

Oldfart
12-16-2005, 07:28 AM
You calling me a dumb cluck?

BIBI
12-16-2005, 07:43 AM
Oh I hope your not getting your feathers ruffled....;)

Oldfart
12-16-2005, 07:51 AM
I may have to invoke my escape claws if this keeps up.

BIBI
12-16-2005, 07:57 AM
Maybe we should migrate from any further fowl talk.....before someone gets their wings clipped :)

Oldfart
12-16-2005, 08:00 AM
If we migrate, they may tail us.

BIBI
12-16-2005, 08:06 AM
But our nest egg is bigger......we could afford to send out decoys

Oldfart
12-16-2005, 08:09 AM
They're chicken too! They'd quail at the task.

BIBI
12-16-2005, 08:13 AM
Right! They would be molting on their perches in fear.

Oldfart
12-16-2005, 08:18 AM
I told you in no uncertain terms not to hire them, I knew they were too cheep to be any good.

BIBI
12-16-2005, 08:20 AM
Oh brother....Sure chirp in now, once the deed is done. Well I don't give a flock! :)

Oldfart
12-16-2005, 08:21 AM
I really didn't think you'd be eating crow this early in the piece.

BIBI
12-16-2005, 08:24 AM
That's not a crow........That's a chicken boy!

Oldfart
12-16-2005, 08:25 AM
And I thought that thighing over you was hopeless.

BIBI
12-16-2005, 08:28 AM
LMAO...I could be perched here all day but alas duty calls....

Have a good one OF! :)

Oldfart
12-16-2005, 08:30 AM
you too BIBI

PantyFanatic
12-16-2005, 11:06 AM
roflmao @ ^^ 2 :D

wyndhy
12-16-2005, 11:24 AM
you guys have really cheepened a serious health issue.

i have a feeling you'll all be eating crow when it terns out bird flew is really nothing to laugh ova.

wyndhy
12-16-2005, 11:57 AM
you no gull-able gal, bibi...once again, your eagle eyes see all.

all i'm squawkin about is that you're all pecking fun at this and it's i down think it's a laughing matter. get this flu, and -as has already been illustrated- you're a dead duck.

there're alot of medical personnel that are running around like a chickens with their heads cut off because, as they say, our defenses against it aren't really up to scratch

moose
12-16-2005, 12:00 PM
LMOF - Another stuffed duck

PantyFanatic
12-16-2005, 02:02 PM
I checked the web and you’re right Wyndhy. That flew could be a real downer.

Coaster
12-16-2005, 02:19 PM
The Donald must have gotten his resistance down from his night job squawking "AFLACK!"

Aqua
12-16-2005, 03:45 PM
You know, I'm really surprised to see everyone in a row over this.

wyndhy
12-16-2005, 04:03 PM
naw..no rows...everyone is just ducky.

and i saw those reports too, pf. mass hysteria will happen they say ... unprepared peeps will be scrambling four eggzits from inpeckted places.

there isn't even enough tweetment for everyone in the world.

mark my words ... when we all cock up our toes from it, the consequenses will come home to roost and you'll all see how the bird flew wass nothing to twitter at.

Winston77
12-16-2005, 04:15 PM
After the bird flew from the cuckoo nest it land here!

Aqua
12-16-2005, 05:17 PM
After the bird flew from the cuckoo nest it land here!
Quick... DUCK!

bare4you
12-16-2005, 05:38 PM
Donald would be very upset with all of us if he knew we were treating him this way - don't you think we should be a little more adult about his demise?

Naw - I think he would just say just Duck It!

Oldfart
12-16-2005, 06:34 PM
I just thought I'd drop in for another gander.

Byrd flew at the moment is harder to catch than a sparrow with a salt shaker.

Do you know how rare sparrows with salt shakers are?

However, if you deal with poultry and don't exercise impeckable hygene, then your goose may well be cooked.

sodaklostsoul
12-16-2005, 07:37 PM
Mmmmmm Roast Duck!!!

Oldfart
12-16-2005, 10:09 PM
Achoos not to try that just now, thank you.

scotzoidman
12-17-2005, 12:58 AM
This just in...final arrangements have been made, public viewing tomorrow, accompanied by an orange glaze with almonds...

Oldfart
12-17-2005, 02:56 AM
Donald a l'orange?

BIBI
12-17-2005, 09:56 AM
Donald a l'orange?

Oldfart....I wasn't aware he was from the Netherlands ;)

PantyFanatic
12-17-2005, 10:25 AM
I just thought I'd drop in for another gander.

Byrd flew at the moment is harder to catch than a sparrow with a salt shaker.

Do you know how rare sparrows with salt shakers are?

However, if you deal with poultry and don't exercise impeckable hygene, then your goose may well be cooked.
:rofl: <--- can't believe he came up with that smilie

The WINNER!!!

*presents 'The Two Punny Awards'*

Lilith
12-17-2005, 02:15 PM
PF that was sweet of you. You know what they say, "one good tern deserves another"

BIBI
12-18-2005, 12:52 AM
EGGactly Lil :)

Oldfart
12-18-2005, 12:54 AM
Lil,

I didn't think you were that gullible.

rockintime
12-18-2005, 01:55 AM
Ahhh...Oldfart, you seem to be jumping into this with both web-feet. But toucan play this game…the cardinal rule being, and I’m not puffin here, to do it completely on a lark and not grouse, otherwise we might have to rename you Oldcoot.

Oldfart
12-18-2005, 03:00 AM
Hmm, that was swift.