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Mercury_Maniac
11-24-2005, 11:09 PM
Have you ever noticed that you never seem to get laid on thanksgiving?
i think its because all the coats are on the bed :D
stolen from George Carlin ;) hope it provided some humor :)
imaginewithme
11-24-2005, 11:12 PM
hey...good point!!! Maybe all the turkey makes us too sleepy to wanna get down and dirty????
I definately wanted to today! (but no protection)
Mercury_Maniac
11-24-2005, 11:16 PM
i want to everyday.....but its not the bed thats the problem
Oldfart
11-25-2005, 06:25 PM
MM
If you wanted to be stripped naked, rubbed in oil, stuffed and eaten by a woman, at the end
of which you're totally fucked, perhaps you should have come back as a turkey.
Maybe next time.
rabbit
11-26-2005, 07:54 AM
I got laid on t-giving because we didn't have any company over!
:D
Mercury_Maniac
11-26-2005, 09:34 AM
MM
If you wanted to be stripped naked, rubbed in oil, stuffed and eaten by a woman, at the end
of which you're totally fucked, perhaps you should have come back as a turkey.
Maybe next time.
hey that wouldn't be bad....except for the stuffed part ;)
Mercury_Maniac
11-26-2005, 09:34 AM
I got laid on t-giving because we didn't have any company over!
:D
Cheater! :D
Cjack
11-26-2005, 01:34 PM
I got laid on Thanksgiving day.........................1959
wyndhy
11-27-2005, 02:21 PM
<~~~used to love playing on the coat-bed.
Mercury_Maniac
11-27-2005, 08:21 PM
oh my god Wyndy thats naughty
if i'm ever at your house for Thanksgiving and i notice that my jacket smells womanly when i leave.....i'll know why :D :D :D
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