What would you like to be doing right now?

[IowaMan]

I'd like to be cruising up Pacific Coast Highway enjoying the view and just enjoying life.

[1nutworld]

I'd like to be in Scotland right now. Never been there and it seems like it would be someplace I'd love to visit.

I think I'd like to go on that trip as well, I've always wanted to go there too.

[Coaster]

Playing golf at St Andrews in Scotland

[IowaMan]

Wouldn't you rather join me on that drive up PCH Coaster? Right to Pebble Beach and then on to the Bay Area. ;)

[1nutworld]

Wouldn't you rather join me on that drive up PCH Coaster? Right to Pebble Beach and then on to the Bay Area. ;)

that would be a fun trip as well. Probably less expensive too.

[WildIrish]

Basking in the warm sun, with a cool river running by.

[osuche]

Bike riding on 17 mile drive and along the Monterey coast

[IowaMan]

Hmmm, I think I'd like to be driving along that coast, since I was wishing I was in the area anyway, and maybe pick up osuche and take her out for drinks with Coaster, 1nutworld and myself. If they decided to make the trip with me that is.

[Eastern]

hmm what i can't go..j eez some friend iowaman

[IowaMan]

Hey if you want, come on along. :D

[Coaster]

yeah........... 17 mile drive was beautiful ... as was Pebble Beach..... but at $450 a round..... I'll just buy a pixie a beer!

[cherrypie7788]

Sleeping. What a joke.

[IowaMan]

Relaxing while a lady kissed the "grooming" boo boo's that my new trimmer just inflicted upon me. Yep, I do believe it's going to take a bit of getting used to with this trimmer. Can you say, "Gotcha!!!" :yikes:

Of course I would pre-pay for the boo boo kisses by kissing absolutely anything and everything that the lady desired. :horny:

[IowaMan]

I'd really like to be sitting on a quiet beach someplace getting some sun, reading a good book and maybe enjoying a beer or two. Just sort of let my mind drift off and forget about all the other crap that's going on.

[IowaMan]

Sitting with a friend, maybe having a bit of single malt scotch, and having a really great conversation. We'd hit all sorts of topics; philosophy, music, politics, religion, love.......... anything and everything would be open for discussion. Haven't had a night like that in far too long.

[cherrypie7788]

I would like to be having ball busting, moaning uncontrollably, sex juice flying all over the place, headboard banging sex.

But I'll have my grape popsicle instead.

[Coaster]

I would like to be having ball busting, moaning uncontrollably, sex juice flying all over the place, headboard banging sex.

But I'll have my grape popsicle instead.


Ummmmm........ a cold shower now thanks to cherrypie^^^^^^^ :wobbly:

[osuche]

Right now? Being well so that I could spend some quality time with my man.

[IowaMan]

((((osuche))))

I'd like to be able to have a big drink of that single malt I was wishing for earlier....... the great conversation would still be great but I'd settle for the nice sleep a bunch of Glenlivet could get me. :)

[osuche]

Two words: Tylenol PM

[IowaMan]

Taking a nice, relaxing walk with a friend.

[sodaklostsoul]

Ignoring everything and running away.

[1nutworld]

Hang in there Soda.

(((((Soda)))))

I'd like to be "doing" the task of writing out a big check for a Pixies party for all my friends.!

[osuche]

Save a horse, ride a cowboy

[IowaMan]

I wanna be a cowboy, and you can be my cowgirl. :rofl:

[Coaster]

Planting some peas

[Shadozfire]

Hmm anything that would not cause me too much pain. Walking would be nice LOL.

[smithy020]

anything to stop the boredom!

[cherrypie7788]

Swimming...but I dont feel like walking down to the pool.

[Neige]

Licking his lips ;)

[osuche]

Fast forwarding to the party tonight...anything to get my mind off of the forbidden things I'm lusting after

[IowaMan]

I don't know but it's not what I'm doing right now. I think I need to take a bunch of these pain pills and see what ideas pop into my mind. :p

[Fangtasia]

Spending lots of money...none of it mine *LOL*

[sodaklostsoul]

I 2nd that^^^^^.

[osuche]

Drinking lots of water. LOTS of water

[themi01]

Finishing my planting

[osuche]

Being raped....well, is it rape if I am a willing participant? ;)

[PantyFanatic]

.... is it rape if I am a willing participant? ;)
Waiting for her ^^^ to tell me :cool:.................... AFTER I release her ankles from being next to her ears ... and I have withdrawn my dripping tongue.

[dicksbro]

Would it be too much to wish I was on a plane with my wife to visit Ireland, Scotland, England, Germany and Italy ... followed by a quick hop over to Australia. :)

Yeah, probably so. :(

[osuche]

Waiting for her ^^^ to tell me :cool:.................... AFTER I release her ankles from being next to her ears ... and I have withdrawn my dripping tongue.


Come closer. :hot: No, closer. ;)

[osuche]

I'd like to be driving across the City to meet a friend

[dicksbro]

Turning and finding my glass of soda has refilled itself without my having to walk out to the kitchen.

[osuche]

Cuddling up with a good book.

[WildIrish]

unpacking boxes in a new home

[Coaster]

Lying on sun warmed sand with a margarita and a senorita!

[osuche]

/nick seniorita

[Fangtasia]

I'd like to still be in bed!!

[maddy]

unpacking boxes in a new home

in a new state?

hmm me too... maybe... so long as it means the fortuneteller sees it as a good idea and someone else can endure all the stress that goes with making the decisions :)

[Fangtasia]

Moving into my own home (farm).......one day maybe

[cherrypie7788]

Sleeping in my own real bed....that will be here friday. Damn it.

Currently, there is a mattress and box springs on the floor :rolleyes:

[wyndhy]

snuggling on the couch. *sniff*

[Booger]

Moving into my own home (farm).......one day maybe


Sure that wouldn't be an ark you want to move into.

[osuche]

snuggling on the couch. *sniff*


Me too

[Lilith]

breathing fresh clean air

[WildIrish]

in a new state?

Yes!



hmm me too... maybe... so long as it means the fortuneteller sees it as a good idea and someone else can endure all the stress that goes with making the decisions :)

I plan on securing a new job that comes without stress. :p

[Coaster]

Relaxing over wine and conversation with a few west coast friends..........

[cherrypie7788]

Getting a foot rub

[PantyFanatic]

eating pringles and drinking a coke.
Eating Wyndhy. :licker:

[osuche]

Relaxing over wine and conversation with a few west coast friends..........


That'll work. :D

[ReaperWoman]

Cuddling up to someone.

[Oldfart]

Too many options.

[Coaster]

sleeping...

[sodaklostsoul]

Yes!




I plan on securing a new job that comes without stress. :p
I want one. :(

[Oldfart]

Add my name to the list.

[dicksbro]

Being in the car just driving somewhere with my wife. Not sure that it even matters where.

[IowaMan]

Throwing the bags in the trunk and leaving a hotel for another day of travel on my trip. Something about that time when you just get started for a day of driving that I really enjoy.

[sodaklostsoul]

Spending lotto winnings. :(

[cherrypie7788]

Getting a full body massage

[PantyFanatic]

Her ^^^ :hump:

[osuche]

Securing someone to my bedposts

[IowaMan]

Taking a big handful of these vicodin. First time I've really had pain after getting the wisdom teeth pulled. Maybe the pizza was a bit ambitious. :(

Oh well.......... got a ballgame to coach. No pain no gain. :p

[IowaMan]

Either hanging out at Pixies Paradise Island (if I could actually afford to buy it and set it all up) or driving along Pacific Coast Highway taking in the sights as I make my way up the coast.

oh....... having some absolutely incredible, animalistic sex would work too. :hot:

[cavegirl]

Having a very long, hot bath, and snuggling down under the covers with my fiance, a hot drink and a few good comedy DVDs to watch while we snuggle

[osuche]

Crawling under the covers to spend the afternoon napping....company would be nice too. ;)

[Irezumi Kiss]

Back home at my apartment, drawing smut instead of being in the office. Even though it's cold, overcast and about to rain, I'm in an erotic state of mind and I'd like to make creative use of the energy I'm feeling while it's still daytime. As well as getting in some good jerking-off breaks in between. :wobbly:

[Fangtasia]

Dragging some upover people to Oz and show them some realities!

[Fangtasia]

Dragging Orli to Oz and showing him plenty :D:D

[cherrypie7788]

Having the same great, very sweet sex I had last night...mmmmm

[Coaster]

Wrestling under the covers.......

[Fangtasia]

Rolling in enough money that i didnt have to go to work!

[jseal]

^^ doing what she wants to do! ^^

[IowaMan]

Emily Deschanel.

[Pita]

Giving this bitch a piece of my mind.

[IowaMan]

Having breakfast in a little cafe in the city and watching people as they scurry around trying to get to work on time.

[Coaster]

Mrs Coaster!

[Irezumi Kiss]

Emily Deschanel.
...and I'll take Zooey Deschanel. Oh sweet Buddha, how I could fall straight into those eyes (and everything else)... :lurv: :heartbeat :lurv: :heartbeat :lurv: :heartbeat

http://www.fedge.net/~zdeschanel/images/mags/ewouttake1.jpg

[IowaMan]

I say that Irezumi Kiss and I crash the Deschanel family reunion. :boink:

[osuche]

Honestly??? Peeing. :rofl:

[alspals69]

eating ice cream

[IowaMan]

I'd like to be spanking a sexy female saxophone player. :D

[1nutworld]

I say that Irezumi Kiss and I crash the Deschanel family reunion. :boink:

I'll take my chances with either one!

Zooey does have some spectacular eyes though.......

Can I tag along with you and IK, IowaMan? Maybe we can bump into Alyson Hannigan at the Deschanel family reunion!

[IowaMan]

Hey, it works for me. Just let me get my car fixed and then we can head on out to Hollywood!

I'm still fantasizing about spanking the sax player right now though. Give me about two minutes and twelve seconds more and I'll be right with ya. :rofl:

[Pita]

I'd like to be over his knee, feeling the sting of his hand, and the warmth of skin slowly heating up.

[IowaMan]

Sleeping

[IowaMan]

I'd like to be sitting in Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles watching the Cubs play. Maybe I should've gone out there this weekend like I had originally planned.

[Lion]

Sleeping off my long weekend in IOWA. :banghead:

[osuche]

Fast forwarding to tonight

[IowaMan]

Drinking an ice cold beer in celebration of the boys winning another ballgame. Hopefully that will be in about 3 hours.

Time to go coach some baseball. :D

[IowaMan]

Drinking an ice cold beer in celebration of the boys winning another ballgame. Hopefully that will be in about 3 hours.

I'm doing just that ^^^ right now. :D

[osuche]

Talking to someone in person

[Oldfart]

Sitting in the middle of PAGAN08. (Then I could talk to a number of someones in person.)

[osuche]

Seeing him ^^ in Australia :)

[WildIrish]

slathering on sunblock while I sit on the beach

[sodaklostsoul]

Taking a nap.

[osuche]

Feeling better - my stomach issue is putting a damper on our trip

[sodaklostsoul]

Not having to work in 2 hours. Would rather be lazy with Booger.

[osuche]

Taking a long walk

[WildIrish]

enjoying ice cubes melting on my body, and feeling the cool water trickle down my body

[Glyndwr]

Sitting watching a sexy lady masturbate for me

[Aqua]

Living out a recent fantasy.

[osuche]

Being cuddled head to toe

[Coaster]

Doing some cuddling.............

[IowaMan]

On the "beach" wrapped in a blanket cuddling.

[GreenChef]

In New Brunswick doing what he ^^^ said

[Oldfart]

See all 4 above.

[Coaster]

Crawling back into bed

[osuche]

Crawling back into bed


My thought too :D

[PantyFanatic]

Her ^^^ :hump:

[Oldfart]

Damn good call.

[IowaMan]

What the hell, I'll third that motion. :hot:

[sodaklostsoul]

Having paid vacation.

[osuche]

Having...lunch...with PF, OldFart, and IowaMan


Yes, I am a greedy bitch :rofl:

[WildIrish]

I feel like shopping for new clothes.

[IowaMan]

I'd like to be in a very romantic setting with a woman that I'm in love with and who is in love with me. Just holding her hand and looking into her eyes. I lean in and give her a kiss that practically sets our worlds on fire.


Pretty nice thought if I could just find the woman who was willing to go along with such a silly concept.

[sodaklostsoul]

Having...lunch...with PF, OldFart, and IowaMan


Yes, I am a greedy bitch :rofl:
You can have 2 out of 3 in August. :D

[ShadowDancer]

sleep would be nice...or some friends to hang with...all i've got for company @ the moment is a 3 yr old and a newborn!

[osuche]

Honestly? Either having my pussy licked or getting a shoulder massage. Both sound delightful...and neither seems to be in my future... :(

[Aqua]

Honestly? Either having my pussy licked or getting a shoulder massage. Both sound delightful...and neither seems to be in my future... :(
Granting both these wishes.

[osuche]

Seeing him ^^^ regardless of what we do. :) :x:

[PantyFanatic]

Do I need to tell you about my masseuse abilities? :tongue:

[IowaMan]

Honestly? Either having my pussy licked or getting a shoulder massage. Both sound delightful...and neither seems to be in my future... :(
:faint:

Well......... um I guess my answer to this one is obvious. :D

[IowaMan]

I'd like to be in either Cincinnati, Houston or San Francisco so I could watch a baseball game today.

[Coaster]

Sitting in the cool lake water.......

[Oldfart]

Anything (almost except digging this dish-drain) 30 min on/30 min off.

[osuche]

Eating Fred's Steak

[Miss-Honey-Bee]

Pleasuring Mr HB, in any way, shape or form.

Looks like it's phone sex, again!

[Coaster]

From this position........... looking up Miss Honey-Bee!!!!!!!! :D

[WildIrish]

Honestly? Either having my pussy licked or getting a shoulder massage. Both sound delightful...and neither seems to be in my future... :(



/me graciously offers to lick osuche's shoulder

[Miss-Honey-Bee]

From this position........... looking up Miss Honey-Bee!!!!!!!! :D

I'm so frustrated, I could jump your bones right now! :weg:

[Loulabelle]

I'd like to be getting ready for an evening out with hubby and forgetting we have a baby for a couple of hours.

[osuche]

/me graciously offers to lick osuche's shoulder


I'd generously offer to nibble something of yours in return...

[WildIrish]

Yer not gonna steal my sandwich, are you?

[osuche]

Yer not gonna steal my sandwich, are you?


Is that what you're calling it this week? :rofl:

[WildIrish]

Is that what you're calling it this week? :rofl:


If I were...it would be a finger sandwich. :p

[Coaster]

I'm so frustrated, I could jump your bones right now! :weg:

What a coincidence....... I'm so boney right now!!! :D

I'd like to be helping out Miss HB and osuche right now!!!!!!!! :3way:

[IowaMan]

I'd like to be in Chicago at the Cubs game right now.

[ShadowDancer]

ANYTHING but moving! :hair:

[Pita]

Snuggling in bed with my man.

[IowaMan]

I'd really love to be sleeping right now.

[osuche]

SPending the day having lazy happy sex

[Aqua]

Standing behind the boss lady, pretending I am her bra. :o

[Neige]

The same as osuche!!!

[IowaMan]

Living out my Gilligan fantasy of being stranded on a desert island with a beautiful brunette and redhead having all sorts of sexual adventures that could be broadcast in half hour increments. No wait, make that an hour long show. :3way:

And nope, there would be no Skipper, Professor or the Howells in this show. Perhaps a cream pie for Gilligan to eat every episode though. :slurp:

Ok yeah, I really need to get laid. :(

[osuche]

Skipping dinner and heading straight to bed

[Pita]

Something that requires me to be naked and wet. :brows:

[IowaMan]

Heading to Ely, Minnesota for a fishing trip with my late grandpa.

[dicksbro]

I like TT's idea. :slurp:

[osuche]

Either getting a full body massage - it feels like someone beat me I am so sore! - or eating breakfast. Or both.

[rabbit]

Playing another 18 holes of golf.

[IowaMan]

I'd like to be lost in a crowd of people.

[rabbit]

Smoking a cigar in the middle of the ocean...nekkid.

:sad:

[WildIrish]

Nuzzling Lilith's pussy hairs with my nose while I gently cup her breasts and desperately try to avoid her nipples. :hot:

[IowaMan]

How am I supposed to follow that ^^^ one? :shrug:


You know what, I guess I do have some ideas but I'll keep them to myself for the time being. :p

[dicksbro]

Laying down and having my wife give me a back rub. :boink:

[Lilith]

beating WI mercilessly for grazing my nipples :D

[IowaMan]

Going back through the drive-thru over and over and over again. ;)

[grl2naughty]

Sitting on a beach far far away and having a margarita or two or three.

[osuche]

Giving someone a massage

[PantyFanatic]

What I'll be doing in two days at this time. :teleport:

[IowaMan]

You going somewhere PF? :p

Not sure exactly what I'd like to be doing right now but I'm pretty sure I'm not doing it.

[Coaster]

Sitting on a beach far far away and having a margarita or two or three.


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............. I'm ALL for that!!!!!

[Neige]

I wish I could be running my fingers through his hair...

[WildIrish]

I'd love to be beachin' it today too.

[osuche]

Relaxing and completely ignoring work

[grl2naughty]

Getting ready to go to the store.

[PantyFanatic]

I wish I could be running my fingers through his hair...
STOP saying hair! :hair:

[Oldfart]

Sitting on a blanket with a bottle of wine and Lil watching the launch.

It's just down the road from her (sort of).

[Lilith]

I'll bring the cheese and bread!

[Lilith]

http://www.cnn.com/video/live/live.html?stream=stream3

[maddy]

unpacking and sleeping in my own bed

[gekkogecko]

sleeping!

[Pita]

Eating something wayyyyyy off my diet and having no guilt about it.

[IowaMan]

I'm sort of on the same track as Tess ............. I'd like to be eating something that hasn't been in my diet for far too long. ;)


:licker:


And nope......... no guilt. :p

[osuche]

Cuddling

[PantyFanatic]

O.......K.......... :rolleyes: If you insist.
:molest:
















:bj: :sex: :3way: :buttsex: :69:

[osuche]

:hot:

[dicksbro]

Checking into the Ashland House. :)

[IowaMan]

PF had some really good ideas in his last post....... :devil:

[Pita]

Drinking some coffee, which I could be doing if I got off my ass and made it.

[Coaster]

Teasing Tess............ :hot:

[ReaperWoman]

PIP... lol

[Lilith]

Super hot bubble bath, candlelight, glass of wine...the whole 10 yards

[FussyPucker]

Watching the highlights of todays action from the start of the new FOOTball season.........ooooh look just 1 minute to go and I will be!

[ReaperWoman]

Snuggling up to my hot-water-bottle-boyfriend... Mmmmm.... Cosy...

[IowaMan]

I would really, really love to be watching PF do more "recruiting" for Pixies right about now. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm such a lazy bum...I'd like to be taking myself over to the couch for a long nap. In fact, I just may do that. :D

[PantyFanatic]

I'd like to be doing ^^^ her over the end of that couch. :hump:




:D

[IowaMan]

I'd like to be at IAKG's place right about now too. I'd send her to bed and watch the kids so she could get a bit of rest. Probably try a few fever breaking techniques on her too. :p

[PantyFanatic]

What I was doing a week ago at this time. :nana:

[Pita]

Eating a hot dog!

[IowaMan]

What I was doing a week ago at this time. :nana:
Yep, me too PF. Me too. :nod:

[IowaMan]

I'd like to be looking into her eyes as I'm deep inside of her, my hands on her hips pulling her tightly against me. I have a powerful orgasm then give her a deep kiss on the lips before I kiss my way down her body and spend the next 20 min. or so tasting her. :licker: :hot:

Hey, I'm just answering the question honestly. :nod:

[Coaster]

Ok......... I had something in mind before reading IAMan's post!^^^^

[ShadowDancer]

I'd like to be looking into her eyes as I'm deep inside of her, my hands on her hips pulling her tightly against me. I have a powerful orgasm then give her a deep kiss on the lips before I kiss my way down her body and spend the next 20 min. or so tasting her. :licker: :hot:

Hey, I'm just answering the question honestly. :nod:


experiencing this with mr SD....I've been insatiable the past few days.... :nana:

[Steph]

I'd like to be putting on my Armani suit on my way to a meeting

[dicksbro]

Having sex with my wife. :slurp:

IowaMan started it ... now I'm just in the mood. :)

[Booger]

Having sex with my wife. :slurp:

IowaMan started it ... now I'm just in the mood. :)




IowaMan started it :confused:

[osuche]

IowaMan starts everything around here. ;)

Didn't you know that yet? :D

[Coaster]

Spending time between each other's legs..............

[sodaklostsoul]

Sleeping in since it is my day off. :hair:

[osuche]

Going home....I am a lazy bitch today :D

[Coaster]

Spending time in bed with Mrs Coaster...... with the ceiling fan on HIGH!

[themi01]

Aww Coaster beat me too it except me with Mrs. Themi01

[osuche]

I'd like to be in bed with a good book and a roaring fire

[Sharni]

Shagging Orli *L*

[IowaMan]

Enjoying a fun, Sunday afternoon sex session.

[Salacious]

Getting in on some of that^

[IowaMan]

Even though it's a beautifully quiet and peaceful night here I'd love to be in the city enjoying the night with a special lady.

[dicksbro]

Sitting outdoors in a chaise lounge watching the stars fade to the west as the daylight starts to creep in from the east.

[Salacious]

Sleeping, snuggled up with my cuddle bug.

[GoodGirl74]

Hot cup of tea, snuggled on the sofa with a special fella

[grl2naughty]

Taking a road trip.

[Lilith]

flogging everyone who deserves it

[Aqua]

Having my way with her ^^^. ;) (Which is just about the first thing that pops in my head every time I see this thread. :D )

[IowaMan]

Hey, I'm just happy I'm not being flogged. :yikes:

[osuche]

Finishing up me "A" list - which is severely neglected

[Oldfart]

Pagan08

[IowaMan]

I'd like to be receiving the first installment of my $300 million lottery jackpot and getting ready to head out on a great trip.

[Salacious]

Having a bit o'morning sex.

[osuche]

Cuddled up together

[WildIrish]

I am wicked horny today and desperately need a fierce and mean blowjob!

[maddy]

Sleeping - I didn't seem to get quite enough last night.

[IowaMan]

I didn't get enough last night either.......... none actually. :(


Oh wait a minute..... you said sleep didn't you Maddy? :banghead:

Yep, I could use more of that too. :nod:

[IowaMan]

I'd like to be spending a weekend in Pennsylvania. I'd go to the Cubs game tonight in Pittsburgh and then up to see Notre Dame play football at Penn State on Saturday and finish it off with another Cubs game in Pittsburgh for Sunday.

[Mae]

Driving from Lake Champlain (Vermont side) to Ogunquit, Maine. I'd start off by wading around in the Lake and at the end of the trip, wade into the ocean and up and down the beach. :) Pretty dried up being in desert and dry grassland for 20 years. :sun:

[Salacious]

napping

[osuche]

I'd like to be cuddling with someone special

[wyndhy]

feeling clean. i think i'll go shower.

[PantyFanatic]

Her ^^^ :tongue:

[IowaMan]

Seeing the looks on the faces of a couple of really happy kids as they show their new dog to their friends. :)

[Irezumi Kiss]

Having drinks and good talk with friends at a backyard barbecue shindig. Not that one is going on or anything, but that's what I'd like to be doing right now.

[IowaMan]

I'd like to be out in California with my parents celebrating dad's birthday and their wedding anniversary.

[Mae]

Sitting on the porch swing...just absorbing the early evening.

[osuche]

Finishing up my day

[WildIrish]

Tonguin' some hoo hoo. :slurp:

[IowaMan]

Well, since he ^^^ posted his honest thought I may as well post mine.

I'd like to be having an incredible afternoon of hot and heavy sex. Just over and over until neither of us could take it anymore. Depositing load after load in pretty much every one of her orifices. Just pulsating over and over while I fill her and cover her with my cum.

And yep, tonguin' some hoo hoo would definitely play a large part of that afternoon of lust as well. Yep, that would definitely be an activity that would occur over and over. Hey, a gentleman always cleans up any mess that he creates, right? :slurp:

[IowaMan]

I'd like to be in Phoenix right now maybe having a cold beer with lunch as I patiently wait to head out to the ballpark for the second game of the Cubs playoff series.

[WildIrish]

I'd like to be in Phoenix right now maybe having a cold beer with lunch as I patiently wait to head out to the ballpark for the second game of the Cubs playoff series.


I wouldn't mind havin' a beer with IowaMan. I'd be just as happy watching the game on tv though.

[IowaMan]

Thought for sure you were going to say that you wouldn't mind having the beer with me in Phoenix but after we were done with that you'd be off to AZRedHot's hot tub instead of the ballgame. :D

[rabbit]

Doggy style...that's what I'd like to be doing right now.