Why didn't YOU go to church today?

[Cjack]

I had a woody and couldn't get my pants on........
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[Steph]

stopped going when the sex abuse scandals hit too close to home

[BIBI]

I lost my way...........;)

[osuche]

The man who supposedly resides there and I have had a falling out.

[Oldfart]

I had no relevant hatching, matching or dispatching.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm still on the 24-hour Hamster Alert.

[fredchabotnick]

I had to work.

Oh, and that whole being on the highway to hell thing.

[wyndhy]

'cause i am agnostic. not in the sense that it's immaterial or i don't care, just that the existence of any god is unknown and unknowable (by today's science) and all available info lacks any kind of cohesion, proof or (to my mind) logic--plus i lack the kind of faith a person needs in order to believe without all those things. .

[PantyFanatic]

define 'church', please. :rolleyes2

[FallenAngel5]

Because it's Sunday. :)

I went to temple services Friday night for Shabbat. I dunno, call me Jewish or something. :)

[Fangtasia]

I didnt feel like being struck by lightning

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Because it's Sunday. :)

I went to temple services Friday night for Shabbat. I dunno, call me Jewish or something. :)


<----was waiting for something like that ^^^.




You go, girl! :)

[lonelyarmywife]

I DID go - so there!

*I actuall work at a church. Getting paid to go makes it ALOT easier.

[Coaster]

I worshipped a goddess yesterday......... does that count? :D

[blkcat]

i did "The Laying On of Hands " thing with a young lovely,is that ok :grin:

[alspals69]

cos i'm dyslexic, agnostic and into bestialty... i guess i just can't decide whether or not there is a dog

[IAKaraokeGirl]

cos i'm dyslexic, agnostic and into bestialty... i guess i just can't decide whether or not there is a dog

OMG, LMAO! :grin:

[scotzoidman]

Because I'm a druid & I've been washed in the blood of a tree...

[Cjack]

God wanted to hear our excuses so he told me to start this thread.
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[PantyFanatic]

God wanted to hear our excuses so he told me to start this thread.
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LMAO :rofl:




Which god? :confused:

[Oldfart]

I Did Not!

[lakritze]

I thought that coming to Pixie's Place was the same as going to church. Lilith is the high priestess. Unitairians don't make you feel guilty for not going to church.When was the last time anybody heard of a sex scandle involving minors in a Unitarian Church? Imagine there is no heaven...It's easy if you try... No hell below us...above us only sky.....

[LixyChick]

I did! I did! I went to "The Church of the Poisoned Mind"!

*bows to Culture Club...especially Boy George! Yum!*

[Cjack]

I thought that coming to Pixie's Place was the same as going to church. Lilith is the high priestess. .....

She is a nice one to worship too.
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[WildIrish]

cus I'm busy reading wyndhy's story :hot: