View Full Version : Describe a pussy for me.
Cjack
11-06-2005, 01:26 PM
Can you?
:jump:
Fangtasia
11-06-2005, 01:28 PM
Well its hairy...likes meat....has 4 legs and meows
wyndhy
11-06-2005, 01:31 PM
mine's hairy and also likes meat, but i think you should see a doc about the legs and meowing, alasse. i don't think it's supposed to do that.
:D
Scarecrow
11-06-2005, 01:48 PM
Well its hairy...likes meat....has 4 legs and meows
You forgot the tail :rofl:
TinTennessee
11-06-2005, 10:44 PM
:blink: OMG it's supposed to have hair!
Cobalt
11-06-2005, 11:18 PM
:blink: OMG it's supposed to have hair!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek:
Steph
11-07-2005, 12:25 AM
someone who's afraid to act
WildIrish
11-07-2005, 01:54 PM
a kind of willow
Oldfart
11-07-2005, 11:28 PM
James Bond character, she was very pretty and rooted.
Galatea
11-07-2005, 11:36 PM
Before sex: a beautiful blooming rose
After sex: A bulldog trying to eat milk gravy
agaethwe
11-08-2005, 12:02 PM
I like this little poem:
THE CREATION OF A PUSSY
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt
mannis
11-08-2005, 12:32 PM
Never hurt anybody!!
Navarre
11-08-2005, 10:46 PM
A four-legged eating, sleeping, and pooping machine.
(I have two of them.)
Loulabelle
11-09-2005, 02:35 AM
Navarre, you forgot purring, mewling, curtain climbing, couch clawing, bird killing, spider eating, shoe lace chasing, worktop prowling, NAUGHTY machine!
(I have two too.....and they're young!)
Cjack
11-09-2005, 09:51 PM
That poem discribes it pretty good.
It'll be hard to beat.
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