Last Word Chain

[lafehubert]

Go up and to the left.

[pinkFlames]

Left behind again. :(

[dicksbro]

Again and again I tried and failed to open the dang bottles.

[lafehubert]

Bottles of beer are drained quickly by alcoholics.

[dicksbro]

Alcoholics need help to combat this problem.

[lafehubert]

Problem number 1: How many strokes does it take to get a girl off?

[dicksbro]

OFF is usually good to use if you're going out where mosquitos might bite you.

[pinkFlames]

You belong with me.

[lafehubert]

Me Tarzan, you Jane.

[dicksbro]

Jane looks good in animal skins.

[lafehubert]

Skins on a potato, are a good source of vitamins.

[pinkFlames]

Vitamins are present in a great variety of foods.

[lafehubert]

Foods are a good source of sexual entertainment.

:trout:

[pinkFlames]

Entertainment can easily be found on the Internet.

[lafehubert]

Internet porn is no substitute for the real thing.

[dicksbro]

Thing ... a good name for something you can't identify.

[lafehubert]

Identify... is what police have trouble doing with car crash victims.

[dicksbro]

Victims are the unfortunate result of serious accidents.

[lafehubert]

Accidents come in many types and sizes.

[dicksbro]

Sizes change as we put on or lose weight.

[lafehubert]

Weight is easily lost by attaining orbit.

[dicksbro]

Orbit gum isn't too bad.

[lafehubert]

Bad girls get spanked on their slut asses.

[dicksbro]

Asses are often used as beasts of burden in some countries.

[lafehubert]

Countries with lax clothing laws are great!

[dicksbro]

Great things happen when you're around great people like you find here.

[jseal]

Here is the next post to the thread.

[pinkFlames]

Thread this needle for me, please.

[lafehubert]

PLEASE come back to bed!

[dicksbro]

"Bed down next to me," said the spider to the fly.

[lafehubert]

Fly away little bird, you don't want to see what i'm going to do to her next. :brows:

[pinkFlames]

Next time I'll be prepared.

[dicksbro]

Prepared breakfast if anyone's hungry.

[lafehubert]

Hungry is not a way I want to live.

[dicksbro]

Live and let live.

[lafehubert]

"Live from New York, it's Saturday night!"

[dicksbro]

Night is the time when owls hunt.

[jseal]

Hunt what you want, but eat what you kill.

[dicksbro]

Kill weeds; grow grass.

[jseal]

Grass is green and softer than concrete.

[rabbit]

Concrete jungles suck.

[lafehubert]

Suck on my cock. :bj:

[dicksbro]

Cock fights are generally illegal.

[jseal]

Illegal activity can get you into trouble.

[dicksbro]

Trouble with cars seems to be a common problem.

[Vicious Tease]

Problem with late night perving, there's rarely anyone else here.

[dicksbro]

Here is, however, the place to be. Can't sleep, then perv at Pixies Place. :D

[dicksbro]

Place me here ... I'm taking my own advice ^^^ ... couldn't sleep and so here I am.

[pinkFlames]

Am I ever going have some good luck?

[dicksbro]

Luck is especially nice if you happen to be in Vegas.

[pinkFlames]

Vegas must be better than here right now.

[dicksbro]

Now hear this .. it's Monday and those of you working to keep my Social Security solvent need to get ready for work. :D

[jseal]

Work is that up with which I must put.

[pinkFlames]

Put it over there, please.

[dicksbro]

Please be sure to post early and post often. :)

[Vicious Tease]

Often I find myself smiling while in the Pixie games.

[pinkFlames]

Games are good for passing the time.

[dicksbro]

Time certainly flies when you least want it to.

[pinkFlames]

To whom were you referring?

[dicksbro]

Referring to my notes ... oops ... I can't read them. :shrug:

[pinkFlames]

Them over there....Yep, they're the ones.

[dicksbro]

Ones and twos and threes and fours ... walking in department stores.

[jseal]

Stores sell stuff.

[dicksbro]

"Stuff" is one of those really useful words.

[jseal]

Words are stuffed with information.

[dicksbro]

Information is helpful when considering a major purchase.

[Vicious Tease]

Purchase just what you need.

[pinkFlames]

Need more over here.

[Vicious Tease]

Here comes trouble.

[pinkFlames]

Trouble always follows my ex.

[jseal]

Ex-spouses need to be handled with care.

[pinkFlames]

Care for my dog while I'm away, please.

[dicksbro]

Please, can we get down to business now?

[pinkFlames]

Now, behave!

[Vicious Tease]

Behave yourself young lady!

[dicksbro]

Lady and the Tramp is a movie I haven't seen in a long time.

[Vicious Tease]

Time will tell.

[pinkFlames]

Tell me a story.

[Vicious Tease]

Story time has been rescheduled.

[dicksbro]

Rescheduled appointments are rather common.

[jseal]

Common criminals should receive punishment.

[pinkFlames]

Punishment should fit the crime.

[dicksbro]

Crime doesn't pay.

[jseal]

Pay me now, or pay me later.

[pinkFlames]

Later, we shall have dessert.

[dicksbro]

Dessert is a nice ending to a good supper.

[jseal]

Supper is Family Time.

[dicksbro]

Time for a little drink of my diet coke.

[jseal]

Coke is something you should not snort, but drink.

[Vicious Tease]

Drink my coffee and you will get hurt!

[dicksbro]

Hurt yourself and you'll probably feel bad all day.

[Vicious Tease]

Day or night, Pixies is always open!

[jseal]

Open your heart - tell us how you really feel.

[dicksbro]

Feel the emotion and passion when your so/spouse makes love to you.

[Vicious Tease]

You help me find a way to smile through the tears.

[dicksbro]

Tears are very magical ... they can be a release for enormous hurt ... and celebrate enormous joy.

[jseal]

Joy is the name of a young lady I used to date.

[pinkFlames]

Date loaf is very tasty.

[dicksbro]

Tasty is how I'd describe her. :slurp:

[jseal]

Her lips were sweeter than wine.

[dicksbro]

Wine always goes well with a good dinner.

[jseal]

Dinner is a time to be family.

[dicksbro]

Family is very important to me.

[jseal]

Me first!

[dicksbro]

First choice

[jseal]

Choice words

[dicksbro]

Words inspire

[jseal]

Inspire me!

[pinkFlames]

Me again. :wave:

[dicksbro]

Again, please.

[pinkFlames]

Please stay.

[dicksbro]

Stay put

[jseal]

Put out

[Drakorsha]

out now

[dicksbro]

Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.

[jseal]

Country music is popular.

[dicksbro]

Popular sports teams draw large crowds to their games.

[jseal]

Games can be fun!

[dicksbro]

Fun is something that most of us Smut Gamers are looking for.

[jseal]

For Whom the Bell Tolls

[dicksbro]

Tolls are one way to pay for new highways and their ongoing maintenance.

[jseal]

Maintenance usually costs less than repair.

[dicksbro]

Repair costs have skyrocketed, haven't they?

[jseal]

They say that you cannot purchase happiness.

[pinkFlames]

Happiness is within everybody's reach.

[dicksbro]

Reach out and I'll be there.

[pinkFlames]

There goes a bucket blowing in the wind.

[dicksbro]

Wind machines are showing up in fields like mushrooms following the rains.

[jseal]

Rains too hard sometimes!

[dicksbro]

Sometimes I just feel like doing nothing.

[jseal]

Nothing good happens quickly.

[dicksbro]

Quickly recovering his energy after his first climax, he resumed loving her in ernest.

[jseal]

Ernest was tied down.

[dicksbro]

Downstairs is our basement.

[jseal]

Basement stairs are often dirty.

[dicksbro]

Dirty jokes can make for good clean fun.

[jseal]

Fun can be what you enjoy.

[pinkFlames]

Enjoy it while it lasts.

[dicksbro]

Lasts and lasts ... yep, the flavor does just that.

[pinkFlames]

That was my coffee.

[jseal]

Coffee helps start my day.

[dicksbro]

Day jobs let you sleep at night.

[jseal]

Night flights pass quickly.

[dicksbro]

Quickly run to the store for some snacks.

[lafehubert]

Snacks eaten to often can cause excessive weight gain.

[dicksbro]

Gain an advantage and someone's likely to take it away.

[jseal]

“Away with you!” snarled the cruel master, pointing at the door.

[dicksbro]

Door shut, entrance blocked.

[pinkFlames]

Blocked noses make it difficult to breathe.

[dicksbro]

Breathe deeply.

[pinkFlames]

Deeply in trouble this time. :(

[dicksbro]

Time flies

[pinkFlames]

Flies annoy me.

[dicksbro]

Me too.

[jseal]

Too bad

[dicksbro]

Bad breath

[jseal]

Breath mint

[dicksbro]

Mint flavored

[jseal]

Flavored condoms

[dicksbro]

Condoms protect

[jseal]

Protect friends

[dicksbro]

Friends forever

[dicksbro]

Forever young

[jseal]

Young women

[dicksbro]

Women posing

[jseal]

Posing nude

[dicksbro]

Nude swim

[jseal]

Swim suit

[dicksbro]

Suit yourself

[Pita]

yourself first

[dicksbro]

First dance

[Pita]

Dance off

[dicksbro]

Off? Off is what I keep "getting" when I look at your avatar. :slurp:

[jseal]

Avatar picture

[dicksbro]

Picture a full blown Pixie orgy. Wow!

[jseal]

Wow! Luscious!

[dicksbro]

Luscious lady

[jseal]

Lady fingers

[dicksbro]

Fingers fondle

[jseal]

Fondle flesh

[dicksbro]

Flesh colored (or coloured if you prefer :) )

[jseal]

Colored green

[dicksbro]

Green grass

[jseal]

Grass cut

[dicksbro]

Cut it twice and it's still too short. :shrug:

[jseal]

Short Selling

[dicksbro]

Selling shoes

[jseal]

Shoes fit

[dicksbro]

Fit perfectly

[jseal]

Perfectly timed

[dicksbro]

Timed it

[dicksbro]

It worked

[jseal]

Worked hard

[dicksbro]

Hard surface

[jseal]

Surface tension

[dicksbro]

Tension abounds

[jseal]

Abounds throughout

[dicksbro]

Throughout history

[jseal]

History describes

[dicksbro]

Describes events

[jseal]

Events happen

[dicksbro]

Happen often?

[jseal]

Often counts

[Vicious Tease]

Counts cards

[dicksbro]

Cards shuffled

[Vicious Tease]

shuffled feet

[jseal]

Feet measured

[dicksbro]

Measured distance

[jseal]

distance covered

[dicksbro]

Covered wagon

[jseal]

Wagon train

[pinkFlames]

Train tracks

[dicksbro]

Tracks prey

[dicksbro]

Prey animal

[jseal]

Animal behavior

[dicksbro]

Behavior training

[jseal]

Training program

[dicksbro]

Program written

[pinkFlames]

Written word

[dicksbro]

Word games

[jseal]

Games won

[dicksbro]

Won prize

[GreenChef]

Prize winner

[pinkFlames]

Winner takes all.

[dicksbro]

All aboard

[jseal]

Aboard together

[dicksbro]

Together forever

[jseal]

forever denied

[dicksbro]

Denied access

[jseal]

Access gained

[pinkFlames]

Gained wealth

[dicksbro]

Wealth accumulated

[pinkFlames]

Accumulated clutter

[dicksbro]

Clutter pitched

[dlhappy]

Pitched baseball

[pinkFlames]

baseball bat

[dicksbro]

Bat wings

[dicksbro]

Wings flap

[pinkFlames]

Flap arms

[dicksbro]

Arms dealers

[dicksbro]

Dealer's needed

[jseal]

Needed help

[dicksbro]

Help me

[dicksbro]

Me Precious

[jseal]

Precious gift

[dicksbro]

Gift wrapping

[dicksbro]

Wrapping up

[dicksbro]

Up there

[pinkFlames]

There goes

[dicksbro]

Goes jogging