The Rules

[Winston77]

The Rules, :rofl:


1) The female always makes the rules.

2) The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice.

3) No male can possibly know all the rules.

4) If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately
change some or all the rules.

5) The female is never wrong.

6) If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which
was a direct result of something the male did or said.

7) If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing
the misunderstanding.

8) The female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9) The male must never change his mind without the express, written consent
of the female.

10) The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11) The male must remain calm at all times unless the female WANTS him
to be angry or upset.

12) The female must UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES let the male know whether she
wants him to be angry or upset.

13) If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.

[WildIrish]

Oh great!


Now they're gonna change them again! lmfao

[Lilith]

Good...just so's that clear! I'll not be expecting any more trouble then.

[Steph]

LOL Winston!

This is going on my fridge. :)

[txgrneyes]

BOUT TIME SOMEONE POSTED THEM!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LixyChick]

So let's start over!

LOL@Winston!

Who's got the duct tape to tape his hands from disclosure...ladies?

[Teddy Bear]

Very good.... now we all know the rules!

Carry on. ;)

[fredchabotnick]

so they have to be changed again?

My head hurts. This is why I'm single, isn't it?

[BIGbad]

Wow they seem very simalar to the rules we guys follow, and numbers 2 and 13 are identical!

1) The male always makes the rules.

2) The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice.

3) No female can possibly know all the rules.

4) If the male suspects the female knows all the rules, he must immediately
change some or all the rules.

5) The male is never wrong.

6) If the male is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which
was a direct result of something the female did or said.

7) If rule 6 applies, the female must apologize immediately for causing
the misunderstanding.

8) The male can change his mind at any given point in time.

9) The female must never change her mind without the express, written consent
of the male.

10) The male has every right to be angry or jealous at any time.

11) The female must remain calm at all times unless the male WANTS her
to be angry or upset.

12) The male must UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES let the female know whether he wants her to be angry or upset.

13) If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.