Can I have your attention please?

[WildIrish]

I like :baa:



Thank you.

[lizzardbits]

:baa: :baa: :baa: :baa: :baa:


so that is where Little Bo Peep lost her sheep to...

[WildIrish]

Hey...I never keep them!


Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but um, well, spoo. :D

[wyndhy]

jeez...i thought i was gonna learn something new :p

[WildIrish]

Ha ha...made you look! :p

[dicksbro]

:baa: Baa Baa ... Baa ... Baa Baa ... Baa ... Baa Baa Baa Baa :baa:










Translation available upon request ... of course the request must be in sheep. :)

[dicksbro]

Wish Alasse was here to hear this ...

An Australian bloke was walking down the street in New Zealand when he saw a farmer going hammers and tongs on a sheep.

The Aussie yelled out, "Hey mate, in Australia we sheer our sheep!"

And the Kiwi turned around and said, "Bug off mate, I'm sharing none of this."




:baa: Well, the sheep liked it. :baa:

:grin:

[WildIrish]

Translation available upon request ... of course the request must be in sheep. :)


I never learned how to speak it...but to hear it, well I can tell the difference between "fuck me hard, you human" and "what the hell?"

[lizzardbits]

If you like to cook......Sheep Shagger (http://www.custardpie.co.uk/product_info.php?products_id=277)









...too bad it is out of stock.....

[lizzardbits]

Wish Alasse was here to hear this ...

An Australian bloke was walking down the street in New Zealand when he saw a farmer going hammers and tongs on a sheep.

The Aussie yelled out, "Hey mate, in Australia we sheer our sheep!"

And the Kiwi turned around and said, "Bug off mate, I'm sharing none of this."




:baa: Well, the sheep liked it. :baa:

:grin:
and a great pic to go with it!!! :rofl:

[dicksbro]

Lizzardbits, you've done it again! :D

I loved the apron and the picture was perfect! :grin:

[WildIrish]

That apron is priceless!

[Pita]

I like :baa:



Thank you.



Question is: Do the sheep like you? :)

[WildIrish]

Question is: Do the sheep like you? :)

Some still write. lmfao

[Pita]

Some still write. lmfao


LMAO! :rofl:

[lizzardbits]

That apron is priceless!
ummm, i thought that it was 10.00 pounds UK...............




:rofl:

[TinTennessee]

WI, you are a sick, sick man, but I love ya anyway! lol

[wyndhy]

he's not sick, he's ba-a-a-a-ad
:D

[blkcat]

we should rename him BAAAAAsil :rofl:

[sodaklostsoul]

Baa Baa Black Sheep, WI wants some wool.

[Lilith]

goof

[sodaklostsoul]

I'm a :banner:

[lizzardbits]

sick! lmao!

[sodaklostsoul]

ew ew ew...........lmao

[osuche]

<yawn> Let me know when you make your decision to court chickens.


:D :p :D

[WildIrish]

<yawn> Let me know when you make your decision to court chickens.


:D :p :D


Chickens? No way!



They burst when you fuck'em! :yikes:

[moose]

hey hang on guys we dont all go out with sheep down here, my wife the cow gets upset when i look at other animals

[Teddy Bear]

WI, Why do ewe like sheep?

Do ewe think somebody is pulling the wool over your eyes?

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For Sheep, Homosexuality Is In The Genes
http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/20040218213614data_trunc_sys.shtml

Inflatable Sheep
http://www.sextingles.co.uk/p/N0415_p.html

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Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the
engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
SH2: What about the sheep ?!?
SH1: Fuck the sheep !!!!
SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?

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Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.

The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the grass when they are pregnant.

The Man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are laying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn."

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[WildIrish]

Now could someone not like a sheep?

They're so cute & cuddly!








And they don't rat you out! :grin:

[bare4you]

You people are all sick! (guess that's why I fit in so well) :rofl:

[moose]

I thought elephants used them for tampons

[WildIrish]

I thought elephants used them for tampons

How do they tie the rope around them without fingers? :confused:

[moose]

they dont use rope, they have little tails

[WildIrish]

Silly moose...

Sheep Tails (http://www.sheep101.info/tails.html)


And is it me, or does that one picture look like the whole family is getting oral? :grin:

[sodaklostsoul]

:faint:

[Booger]

How do they tie the rope around them without fingers? :confused:


they don't thats why elephants have trunks.

[maddy]

So, do women in wool have the same effect? *thinks about her wool sweaters and socks*

[WildIrish]

So, do women in wool have the same effect? *thinks about her wool sweaters and socks*

You don't need wool to be :hot:!

And you definately don't need socks! They'd hide your feet. ;)