What's the stupidest thing you've ever said while having sex?

[WildIrish]

I love pounding my big, hard cock into your giant cunt!


:confused:



Well...it seemed like a good idea at the time. :rolleyes2

[wyndhy]

:rofl:
you sweet talker, you.

[WildIrish]

My mouth is faster than my mind. ha ha

[TinTennessee]

My mouth is faster than my mind. ha ha

Damn, I didn't know a mouth could move that fast! Ok, if you read that and think about it, you will realize it was a compliment! lol


Sorry...I will now return you to your regularly scheduled program :spin:

[LixyChick]

Geezzzzzzzzzz WI! YIKES!

Interesting thread topic. I've nothing to contribute unless you count "I Love You". Can't wait to read some others though!

[Steph]

your GIANT cunt? Please tell me you offered money for her therapy bills!

I've said the wrong name during sex & when I lost my virginity, the first thing I said to him was, "Is that it?" :o

[WildIrish]

Well, it's got to be gigantic to accomodate my steaming sword, right?

Either that or I'm a fool. NAAAAAAAAAAH! ha ha

[Kaelynn]

Another First time story...

After we were finished he laid down next to me and we were both at a loss for words... I look to him for comfort and he shrugs his shoulders and says questionally... "Congratulations..."

I looked at him like wtf!!! "What did I get, my fucking diploma?" Little did I know how literal I was being... :o

[Pita]

OMG! I hope she smacked you good. :spank:

[Lilith]

I'd have figured out where you keep those frying pans...









then giggled and snorted and lmGIGANTICao

[FallenAngel5]

LOL... every time I look at this thread I have to open my iTunes and listen to one track...

Has anyone ever listened to Dane Cook? (he's fantastic, btw) He does this one bit about how you say stupid things during sex and he says this one time he said "My dick feels like corn!" :lol:

[Lilith]

OMG don't let Alasse hear that^^^^^^

[osuche]

My husband has this annoying habit of being right in the middle of the act and pausing, staring into my eyes, and saying "hello."

I always say "hi" back -- in a somewhat exasperated voice, and start rocking my hips to re-engage his interest ;)

When all I really want to know....is when he says he's going to a meet-n-greet at school is *this* how he greets people? :spin:

[nicole2309]

I said the wrong name one time... but they were so similar, I quickly realized what I'd done & covered it up by yelling the right name a few times. I don't think he really knew what had happened :D

[lizzardbits]

i once talked dirty to a guy that didn't like swearing.

i told a guy that he tasted good, he thought bodily fluids were gross (found that out years later by his wife-they were married years after he and i had sex)

and then Mayhem said something to me in response to something that i said in the heat of the moment and it was like a bucket of ice water poured on me---buzz kill! lol we laff about it now.

[Loulabelle]

A certain someone and I do tend to be overly cutsie with the baby talk sometimes, but one time he took it into the bedroom and said, 'Who's a wet little girl then?' like he was talking to a toddler....you can imagine how that freaked me out and I made him swear never to do it again!

[Lilith]

I think I may have agreed to marry Mr. Lil :p

[nikki1979]

lmao !!! i luv this ! i was the queen at sayin the wrong names lol so i started with just callin them all , baby darlin or OH GOD!!! LMAO
worst part was when i was with a bill and called out his roomate mikes name!! that was a hard one to cover up went some thing like "ohhhhhhhhhh miiiiiiiii---yyyyy god""!!!
heheheheheh he never knew!!!

[lonelyarmywife]

lmao !!! i luv this ! i was the queen at sayin the wrong names lol so i started with just callin them all , baby darlin or OH GOD!!! LMAO
worst part was when i was with a bill and called out his roomate mikes name!! that was a hard one to cover up went some thing like "ohhhhhhhhhh miiiiiiiii---yyyyy god""!!!
heheheheheh he never knew!!!

LOL now that ^^^^ is some funny shit. Especially since I've done it before too.

For a short period of time while my husband and i were broken up, I decided it would be a good idea to have sex with his best friend. In the middle of that i started to say my husband's name, Danny. When i realized what I was doing, it quickly got changed to "oh, daaa...mmit."

[nikki1979]

ROFLMFAO ^^^^^^^^^ im SO glad im not alone!!!! lol , all the more reason to just call them "baby" hehehehehehe

[Steph]

:rofl:

I love the name changes! I have never covered my tracks as gracefully as you guys!

[PantyFanatic]

"DAMMMMN!! :eek: You're as good as your sister." :o

[WildIrish]

I think I may have agreed to marry Mr. Lil :p


:yikes: :spank: :grin:

[bare4you]

Has to be - did you cum yet? Men are so stupid some times. I know - I'll suffer the wrath of every Pixie guy for this response! :spin:

[Steph]

bare4you, were you expecting the wrath only of the men? :D

It's cool, baby! You live, you learn.

Lil, I'd nominate your post for 'pixies line of the day' but I'm too lazy to dig up that thread :D :D

[Mercury_Maniac]

well no stupid things to add, but i'm sure if it does happen i'll be posting on this thread quite often :)

[Callie691]

I dont think i have ever actually said anything stupid or rash during sex. But then again , Im not much of a talker. Mostly i'm a breather and moaner. ....Grew up in a house with thin walls. LOL

[BigDanRTW]

Some of the replies in this thread made me think about a bit the late great stand up comedian Mitch Hedberg used to do:

"So my new girlfriend's name is Lyn which is f'd up because my old girlfriend's name was Lynn. Sometimes I F up and call my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend's name. She knows because I put too much emphasis on the last letter..."