Down The Road

[PantyFanatic]

To share some of the feeling that Alasse and Bilbo recently had with their car, I will tell you about an afternoon in early June without hijacking her car thread. I hope this finally teachers her what driving on the wrong side of the road will give you. ( :grin: )

My daughter lives in a little house that they have been working on and runs herself and my 5 and 3 year old grand daughters from school, to preschool, to Irish step dancing class, to the gym, to swimming lessons, to…………………… you know the drill.

[PantyFanatic]

She finishes her daily rounds in her nice little car and just returned home with two kids in tow and was juggling one toddler and trying to open the back door when she had an unexpected visitor.

[PantyFanatic]

A lady that heard about the shortest distance between two points was a straight line, had come to visit. She thought she had become an Aussie and decided to try driving on the left side of the street…………………….. and up over the curb, a half block away from my daughters house.

[PantyFanatic]

She first visited the neighbor and transplanted some of her shrubs closer to the house.

[PantyFanatic]

When she got there, she was so impressed with the BRAND NEW garage my son-out-law had JUST completed building that week, that she decided to drive over have a look.

[Steph]

For the record, I don't have a car anymore, nor would I lash out at his lovely family to get back at him.

[PantyFanatic]

She wanted a better look and moved the fence, a chord of fire wood and the garbage cans out of the way. She must have needed to peek in the garage, so she removed the bottom two door panels and removed the air lines of a compressor sitting on the other side. You can see my daughters back door is about 20 ft. (7m) away.

[PantyFanatic]

The explosion of logs being shot forward proved the old theory that no two particles can occupy the same space simultaneously. They also proved that there is more than one way to form body parts for a car.

[PantyFanatic]

One log was able to demonstrate that it’s end is a good tool for reforming the top of doors, compressing padded dashboards and armrests and still in good shape when it stopped where my grand daughter had been sitting seconds before.

[PantyFanatic]

My smartass daughter thought she had just gotten the latest in detailing and wanted to show everybody. Did I mention she had picked up her new car four days before? :rolleyes2

[PantyFanatic]

The best part was when my son-out-law tried to contact her insurance company two days later, he was told that the police report hadn’t been released yet and that he should call her. He spoke to the husband that assured him the lawn would be taken care of. After some confused conversation, it seems she had told him that she had driven over somebody’s grass and her car was in the shop. She’d forgotten to mention moving the half a ton of firewood that he would find out totaled the car. :rofl:

[wyndhy]

so, long story short iiis....? :confused:

:D:D:p

i'm glad she decided to un-occupy that space, pf.

[gekkogecko]

For the latest in automobile landscaping call...?

[osuche]

:yikes:

Log projectiles are a new one for me....at least she was creative!

[Steph]

One log was able to demonstrate that it’s end is a good tool for reforming the top of doors, compressing padded dashboards and armrests and still in good shape when it stopped where my grand daughter had been sitting seconds before.

The PI I had hired seemed to think you were supposed to be sitting there. *grumble*