Random Thoughts

[maddy]

I often find myself having a single random thought that I feel like throwing up on the screen in type for all to see. It's not enough of a thought to warrant a thread for discussion, just something I want to throw out there in passing. Of course, I do this in real life and people generally look at me in a confusion wondering exactly where that thought came from and why on earth I felt the need to share at that precise moment.... so anyway, post your random thought and then carry on....

... sometimes I'm really lost when I come home and catch up and the day's post and I see snippets of conversation and wonder how to piece them together and what it was that I missed ...

[Winston77]

How does one carry on when they are not carrying anything?


Well that's my post will check back later :D

[Cheyanne]

I don't worry about random thoughts... I worry about random rambling... :eek:

[osuche]

I saw someone on the street in Berkeley this weekend who was walking around -- shoeless and braless -- taking charcoal impressions of poetry plaques in the sidewalk near my gym....and I started thinking about how I'd never seen anything like that in Ohio. First, people *always* walk with shoes, and second, there are few who take time to do rubbings.

Thank goodness that a place like Berkeley exists.

[Zephreck]

I wondered today how it is funny that we can be so lonely as people...

Doesn't matter if we are married or single each of us can feel lonely. So many people in the world and most of us are blessed with loving friends and hopefully at least one loving family member... I am thankful for my friends and yet still fight lonliness at times..

Doesn't seem possible to be lonely with so many people around us and yet we do. Maybe we withdrawl too much as people? Or maybe Blake is right and we have been so negatively affected by life's experience that we lose that childlike love of everyone around us.

I look at how kids love. They love openly and freely. We say it is naive and yet we are also jealous I think.

Anyway my random thought for the day.

[osuche]

Is it strange that every day I realize that I am on a precipice -- I can choose to either be positive about my life and myself....or I can choose to focus on the things that ate %$#& up.


I choose to be positive, and build the positive sid eup for those around me. Even though it's often a hell of a lot harder to be positive.

[Lilith]

It's funny how being scared is so much easier than being scared and alone.

[LixyChick]

Those people who watch you as you talk...and you know they aren't really listening to a single word but waiting for you to stop moving your lips so they can say what they want to say...

Should I start over again or just walk away when I am through? I hate having to make that decision. Matter of fact, I hate having to finish my thought!

[dicksbro]

I often wonder how there can be so many people filled with so much anger and hate in this world ... and why it seems so hard to simply live and let live.

[Steph]

Great thread! I love Lil's & Lixy's posts off the top of my head . .

My sad little thought today was, "Why is it that when I don't see a known dealer in the 'hood for a while that I KNOW they're in jail? Why can't I assume they've gone to a good job?" Sadly, I haven't been proven wrong.

[WildIrish]

Does anyone really like talking to their boss?

[wyndhy]

why is that some media, when faced with nothing noteworthy to report, will actually make shit up?

why is that some of those listening will actually believe them?

[Lilith]

I like tiny hometown papers. I've read a friend's, who I miss terribly, for about a year now. And somehow have a mental image of the town he came from. It's amazing the stuff that is big news in a small town.

[maddy]

Humans never cease to amaze me ... sometimes I run into people and have an awe of amazement in the most inspired of manners and then other times I just shake my head and think how on earth have they survived this long in our world?

[WildIrish]

I wonder how some people find their way home each night.

[wyndhy]

after seeing the 658934598734955865836 gallons of water our neighbors have in their driveway i had a random thought. why do people spend so much $$$ on water when those bottling companies 1) usually get it straight from the city lines 2)do not need to follow the same strict guidelines as city water works do and get away with more arsenic and other poisons, dangerous microbes and heavy metals in their water than you would ever find in a glass that came from your city water tap 3) lie through their teeth about where the water comes from and 4) charge more per gallon then the price of gasoline.

[maddy]

Sometimes people just need to make decisions and stick to them, no matter the regret or "buyers remorse" they experience...

[Zephreck]

While the city water itself is heavily treated and tested it still has to go through a great deal of pipes before it ends up out of your tap. Especially your house pipes. So there is more variables. Most cities do tests besides just in the storage facility but odds are the majority of the tests are in the pumping stations etc. Before it travels in some cases several miles and then through your own pipes which they have no control over. Especially in older homes that have metallic pipes vs PVC pipes.

Most cities too dont' allow well water to be used and in some ways have a monopoly over who has to buy their services so they don't spend the gazillion dollars on advertising that water companies do. Same reason that a woman that is healthy and in good condition but isn't a size three feels "fat" or why we eat crappy tasting food at "fast food" places that is horrible for us. Unfortunately too often we watch commercials like zombies and follow their commands lol.

Personally the best water I have ever drank was from my mom and dads. Pure artesian fed well over 300 feet deep. Water is so cold it will make feel almost comfortable in the hot Texas sun. Of course they live in the country though so no city water for them.

[maddy]

I drank filtered water from the city today ... and I can tell you I won't make the mistake of forgetting my bottled water again. My absolute favorite water is that that comes out of the spigot on my refrigerator door ... course I've not had that water in two months nearly, but I digress... carry on.

[Oldfart]

I don't like tomatos.

[wyndhy]

do like we do and get a filter. :p:D


bigbad had a random thought that i must share: why do guys have nipples?

i told him it's purely because i like to lick them. :slurp:

[Neige]

do like we do and get a filter. :p:D


bigbad had a random thought that i must share: why do guys have nipples?

i told him it's purely because i like to lick them. :slurp:

Happened to read this (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050803/od_nm/leisure_nipples_dc;_ylt=Arc04yF3oZjuhjEADStmoE4SH9EA;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl) yesterday, wyndhy...

[Lilith]

I don't like tomatos.

period? Do you like them in salsa? or spaghetti sauce?

[Cheyanne]

Random thought ~ (or rant really)

Why do some people who work with you feel like they know what your job should consist of better than you? Why do my supervisor(s) feel that I can do the job of 3 people? Why did they not hire another full time person and feel that I could do that job ON TOP of the job that I normally do plus do the work that they paid someone $80,000 a year for???????

or... better yet, how do some people get away with spending 3 hours looking at little 8 1/2 x 11 sheets of paper glued on colored paper trying to decide if the arrow on the sign should be pointed in a different direction?

[osuche]

Why is it that the grass is always greener on the other side? I mean....geesh....can't we ever be happy with what we have? ;)

[WildIrish]

I love arguing with schools who insist they better understand my daughter (who they couldn't pick out of a line-up) than I do. :rolleyes2

Why is it that when a child is struggling in school it's because of a lack of parental involvement in their education, yet when we express concerns about their upcoming teacher not being a good match...they know best? :confused:

[wyndhy]

Happened to read this (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050803/od_nm/leisure_nipples_dc;_ylt=Arc04yF3oZjuhjEADStmoE4SH9EA;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl) yesterday, wyndhy...
oh sure, just take my ego and smash it all over the ground. you mean they aren't there just for me? damn it! :D

that was a really interesting article, pixiesprite. ty!!

[Steph]

My sad little thought today was, "Why is it that when I don't see a known dealer in the 'hood for a while that I KNOW they're in jail? Why can't I assume they've gone to a good job?" Sadly, I haven't been proven wrong.

And, sure as shit, the guy I was talking about is back on Queen St. plying his wares after a stint in jail.

You can always tell they were in jail because they weigh more (depending on how long they've been in).

[BIBI]

Good grief I wish I could bottle the gas I have today for a buck a liter.

[Aqua]

I look for chances to talk to my boss.

[wyndhy]

since we are homo sapiens now, and it is homo sapiens who classified us as such, and homo sapiens who also classifyied the other species that came before us in the genus homo, and if we manage to survive/evolve for several hundred millennia more, do you think we will re-name our own species? :dizzy:

ok.maybe more of a jack handy thought but i am reading this book and... :p

[maddy]

It's always the people that make a big scene about leaving that never really leave... they keep finding their way back to make a grand scene yet again. It's those that slip silently away that truly leave.

[Steph]

The bigger the ego, the bigger the exit?

[WildIrish]

It's a drizzly day in Connecticut, and I kinda like it. I wish I were home to take a nap. It's good sleeping weather.

[maddy]

I'm home and would love a nap, but damn if I don't have a million things to do, not to mention unpacking.

[Steph]

I wasn't going to mention unpacking in the 'moving' thread, maddy. :D

Don't worry, I'll be moving this year and feeling your pain yet again. *sigh* Five moves in three years. Kill.me.now.

[BIBI]

Heard a good line......(depends on with whom your arguing with)

"We can argue until your short and I'm tall" I can use that line with everyone!

[scotzoidman]

since we are homo sapiens now, and it is homo sapiens who classified us as such, and homo sapiens who also classifyied the other species that came before us in the genus homo, and if we manage to survive/evolve for several hundred millennia more, do you think we will re-name our own species? :dizzy:

ok.maybe more of a jack handy thought but i am reading this book and... :p
I seem to recall that homo sapien roughly means "same man" or "same as man"...inferring that the fossils they found are the same as modern humans...& also, we humans today are actually referred to as "homo sapiens sapiens"...not sure why doubling the word makes it different...

[Aqua]

Speaking of doubling... Microsoft's big business operating system used to be Windows NT, the NT standing for New Technology.
When you start Windows 2000 the splash screen says "Built on NT Technology".

That must have been thought up in Microsoft's Dept of Redundacy Dept.

[Steph]

Speaking of doubling... Microsoft's big business operating system used to be Windows NT, the NT standing for New Technology.
When you start Windows 2000 the splash screen says "Built on NT Technology".

That must have been thought up in Microsoft's Dept of Redundacy Dept.

LOL

I saw "PIN number" used in the NY Times this week.
:hair:

[Aqua]

LOL

I saw "PIN number" used in the NY Times this week.
:hair:
Oh yeah... I've seen that one in other places... even a Mix-A-Lot song, Beepers.

"1-800-759-7243, but if you don't got that pin number dummy, you can't call me." :p

[WildIrish]

Ok...

I just got an error while posting to Pixies. Because I'm a good person, I sent the error report and got this response:

"At this time, no solutions are available for the problem you reported. However, to help prevent more errors from occurring, we recommend you install Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2), and then install the latest security updates for your computer."


:confused:


In other words "we don't know wtf happened and we can't help you, but if you install SP2, you won't be plagued by errors that aren't hitting you now".

[Steph]

I just got an error while posting to Pixies. Because I'm a good person, I sent the error report

You'd never dream of taking the tags of your mattresses, either, would you? :halo:

[WildIrish]

They come with tags? :confused:

[Steph]

You know the ones -- you can't remove the tags under penalty or whatever.

[maddy]

that's only if you buy them at a store :) Mayhaps WI is picking his up at tag sales?

[WildIrish]

I take them with me when I leave one night stands! :p

[flutelady]

Ampersand? Ok, if you say so.

[Lilith]

Why can't I take them all home?


Really????

[scotzoidman]

Speaking of the Dept of Redundency Dept, why do people talk about a hot water heater? Hot water doesn't need a heater...

[Oldfart]

maybe later.

[WildIrish]

Khaki pants with no underwear is not a bright idea for someone who drinks a lot of coffee and water. :rolleyes2

[BIBI]

just give it an extra shake WI lol

[WildIrish]

just give it an extra shake WI lol


If kicking it won't solve the problem, how will shaking make a difference? :grin:



Woe is me, woe is me...why can not peckers sniffle? ha ha

[scotzoidman]

just give it an extra shake WI lol
"You can flip it, you can flop it, you can hit it on the wall,
but when ya put it back in, that last drop's gonna fall"

[wyndhy]

uh....what ever happened to toilet paper? rip off a little square and stick it on the tip :rofl:

[WildIrish]

Hmmm...that's smarter than the "Chip Clip" I've been using!

Thanks wyndhy! :x:

[wyndhy]

:eek:


glad to be of service ;)

[WildIrish]

Speaking of random thoughts...


Are you getting serviced enough? :D

[maddy]

Absolutely not!

[wyndhy]

why? have you scheduled a serviceman? i could use some help 'round here.

tell him to bring his hammer, trim, caulk, screw gun, and wood filler.

oh. and tell him to bring some rubbers too. i don't foresee any plumbing repairs but ya never know...it could get wet.

[WildIrish]

Silly me...I was talking about sex. :D

[wyndhy]

oh. :o

[WildIrish]

I know...it was a random thought, but hey...where else would I be posting it?

[maddy]

Are thoughts of sex really random when they occur so frequently?

[WildIrish]

Good question. Though I wonder, does random refer to the frequency of the thought or the context in which it pops into your head? :confused:


Wonderful...this is gonna keep me up tonight!

[sodaklostsoul]

:jump: my thoughts for today!

[osuche]

Why does especially dry humor antagonize some and make others laugh? Why is humor such a damned personal thing????

[WildIrish]

Why is humor such a damned personal thing????


Funny thing, humor is, huh?

[Lilith]

Why does especially dry humor antagonize some and make others laugh? Why is humor such a damned personal thing????


My guess is that it's the same reason love is too.

[osuche]

Funny thing, humor is, huh?


:rofl:

And....unfortunately....sometimes not so funny. :(

[Oldfart]

A bit like puns.

The better the pun, the bigger the groan.

It takes a twisted character to laugh at really bad puns.

[denny]

WTF, over!

[osuche]

It's funny how...when people you haven't seen in a long time sign on, you smile.....warm thoughts continue after months if not years.

((((denny))))

On a related note....

How do we do that? And even more importantly.....why not do it all the time? It takes so much *energy* to hate, and so little to love.

[jseal]

How ephemeral we all are.

[lonelyarmywife]

What the hell is ephemeral?

Sounds like a medical procedure.

"Ms. LAW, here's the anesthetic for your ephemeral...the doc will see you now"

[dicksbro]

Charles De Gaulle once said, "China is a big country with a lot of chinese people living there."

Did you know that?

[WildIrish]

Are you trying to tell me someone's considering naming an airport after Wolf Blitzer? :grin:

[dicksbro]

Was Wolf Blitzer wolfman's dad or son? :confused:

[WildIrish]

If Wolfman is his father or son...would Blitzen the reindeer be his mother or daughter?


OMG...we've gone from Charles DeGaulle to Wolfman Blitzen. lmfao

[wyndhy]

how the phrase 'in terms the general public can understand' really pisses me off. don't dumb it down on my account, o mighty media, i own a dictionary. :p:p:hair:

[WildIrish]

I'm sorry.


I got so wrapped up in Wolfman Blitzen, I totally ignored lonelyarmywife's condition.


/me rubs a generous portion of ointment on lonelyarmywife's ephemeral.

[maddy]

I'm making up for lost time...
... if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all...
.... two wrongs don't make a right ...
....sometimes you really are better off staying in bed....

[Fangtasia]

Woe is me, woe is me...why can not peckers sniffle? ha ha
OMG...the visuals!! ROTFLMFAO

[thereIam]

Okaaaaaaay. I read that ^^^^, and saw the word victuals instead. Must get glasses.

[dicksbro]

Oh, crap!

[sodaklostsoul]

:blink:









:boobs:











:moon:














:D

[WildIrish]

Wow!!! That's scary! It's like you're reading my mind. :D

[Steph]

OMG...the visuals!! ROTFLMFAO

I was picturing that way men can "move" it . . . make it twitch. That movement when they're just casually discussing the erection as it . . . sits there. :faint:

[BIBI]

thoughts???? Some people should have some damn thought.

[Winston77]

If the world stops spinning would you fall off

[wyndhy]

or melt. ^^ :D
damn...now that song's stuck in my head. lol

[Steph]

What song?

[wyndhy]

melt with you~modern english

Moving forward using all my breath
Making love to you was never second best
I saw the world thrashing all around your face
Never really knowing it was always mesh and lace
I'll stop the world and melt with you
You've seen the difference and
It's getting better all the time
There's nothing you and I won't do
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(You should know better)
Dream of better lives the kind which never hate
(You should see why)
Dropped in the state of imaginary grace
(You should know better)
I made a pilgrimage to save this human race
(You should see why)
Never comprehending a race that long gone by
(I'll stop the world)
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(I'll stop the world)
You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
(Let's stop the world)
There's nothing you and I won't do
(Let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and melt with you
The future's open wide
(Let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world)
I've seen some changes but it's getting better all the time
(Let's stop the world)
There's nothing you and I won't do
(Let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and melt with you
The future's open wide
hmmm hmmm hmmm
hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
hmmm hmmm hmmm
hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world)
You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
(Let's stop the world)
There's nothing you and I won't do
(Let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and melt with you...

[Steph]

TYVM, m'lady!

[WildIrish]

Thank goodness I clicked on this thread!

Now I'm humming it!

[wyndhy]

why do they call it a blowjob? shouldn't it be called a suckjob?

[maddy]

Why do gasoline prices go to three decimal places, with the last consistently being 9?

[wyndhy]

why do hunters go through the expense/trouble of dressing up in camouflage only to put a large orange vest and hat over it?

[BIBI]

Who wrote the book of love?

[wyndhy]

why is it that even just reading a snipit of a song will get that song stuck in my head for 65834787385432845 hours?

[alspals69]

is it better to know that you don't know... or to not know that you DO know?

I just don't know. Well I don't think I do.

Doh!

[BIBI]

like we all frigging care

[Lion]

Can you hear me now?

[osuche]

Why would Cadillac come out with a two seater sports car? I man...have they ever heard of brand dilution???? Granny doesn't want a 2 seater. She can't ride with the grandbabies. :D

[BIBI]

I wonder how many people know what a "humbug" is

[Enigma]

Why do home builders make range vents that merely vent back into the kitchen above the stove?

[maddy]

why do movers/delivery people feel the need to comment upon my electronics... usually with a sense of wonderment?

[BIBI]

How long is a goldfish memory?

[osuche]

Why does drinking coffee often make me sneeze?

[BIBI]

Sometimes it's not the halls I feel like decking.

[Booger]

How long is a goldfish memory?

About as short as most of their lives BIBI.

[osuche]

Why do some people bike on the sidewalk when there is a clearly posted biking lane on the street?

[BIBI]

About as short as most of their lives BIBI.


HA! nope only three seconds LMAO Talk about living in the moment!

[sodaklostsoul]

Why do people learn to read when they don't read the signs posted anyway?

[Cheyanne]

Who decided what words would be "bad" words?

[Winston77]

I wonder how many people know what a "humbug" is

Definitions:

1. nonsense: something that is silly or makes no sense


2. deception: something that is meant to deceive or cheat people


3. fraud: somebody who deceives others by making false claims

[BIBI]

Definitions:

1. nonsense: something that is silly or makes no sense


2. deception: something that is meant to deceive or cheat people


3. fraud: somebody who deceives others by making false claims


Here is a sample of the humbug I was pondering about :)

[BIBI]

Who decided what words would be "bad" words?


My grandmother!

[Lilith]

Here is a sample of the humbug I was pondering about :)

Is the flavor horehound????

[BIBI]

Is the flavor horehound????

nope, more like a caramel with spearminty flavour.

[Winston77]

How many random thoughts does this really take!

[BIBI]

turkeys cost too damn much

[sodaklostsoul]

It's Murphy's Law isn't it? Everything else comes up same time as the Christmas shopping.

[osuche]

How a little negativity can go a LONNNNNNG way

[maddy]

^^^ that is too true... I'll keep my random thought now... cuz it's quite negative. ;)

[WildIrish]

Do women stare at guys nipples when they're hard and visible through their shirts? :confused:

[osuche]

Do women stare at guys nipples when they're hard and visible through their shirts? :confused:


yep.....or *anything* else that's hard :slurp:

[WildIrish]

Why does the cold make my nipples stick out and, um, other things retreat?

[Booger]

why do radio stations feel the need to tell you in the middle of a block of music(30 song in a row or 60 minutes in a row) uninteruted that they are doing it. Dosen't interupting the block of music to tell us this defeat the purpose.

[osuche]

Days in the mid-60's with the windows open (in mid-January) are kinda cool. :)

[WildIrish]

What would the Monkees have been like if Charles Manson successfully auditioned? :confused:

[osuche]

Where did the euphemism "plus size woman" come from? And why exactly is it a plus?

[Lion]

If diets worked we wouldn't need them.

[Steph]

Is it a sign of getting old when teens annoy you? A young girl on the streetcar yelled out, "I'm horny!!!" & I just couldn't believe it. She then told her friends she makes out with all her guy friends. As I was leaving I accidentally kicked her foot that was sprawled in the aisle.

[jbh3]

I can't help but wonder what chey is wearing right now.....or NOT wearing!

[Cheyanne]

I am wondering why ^^^ was wondering that?

[BIBI]

lettuce stuck on your teeth is not cool

[bare4you]

Who decided that shrinkage had to exist

[alspals69]

why do the light bulbs in my hallway go blow more often than the rest?

[wyndhy]

is glitter a form of torture?

[Booger]

why do the light bulbs in my hallway go blow more often than the rest?

Most likely because like most hall lights it get turned on and off more. Kind of like a car that has been a daily driver to work and back and other short trips won't last as long as one that been used for long trips.

[Steph]

why do radio stations feel the need to tell you in the middle of a block of music(30 song in a row or 60 minutes in a row) uninteruted that they are doing it. Dosen't interupting the block of music to tell us this defeat the purpose.

Ahahahahah, so true!

[BIBI]

is glitter a form of torture?

yes it is and so are easy bake ovens :p

[wyndhy]

yes it is and so are easy bake ovens :p
LMAO

at least i have a sparkling home and get to enjoy the occational (in)edible treat. :D

[bare4you]

Why does your nose run but your feet smell?

[jbh3]

I am wondering why ^^^ was wondering that?

I haven't been here in a year but I haven't forgotten your old avatar!
You were wearing "Daisy Dukes" and picking something up off the floor?!!

Also,while I'm here.....just what the hell does this "^^^" mean?

[Steph]

"^^^" is in reference to the person above you

I have no thoughts this morning. It's my first coffee & I'm freaking tired.

[BIBI]

my daughter told me I should do standup but I told her I can't because I have a bad back.

[bare4you]

Who's idea was it when a man gets older that he loses the hair on his head and grows it in his ears?

[PantyFanatic]

The scourge of zealots, including the ones that share my thoughts. :mad:

[wyndhy]

this is totally random...really. came outta nowhere. just popped in my head.

aluminum hats are worth a try if anyone thinks that maybe some guy might be sharing their thoughts. i totally guaruntee it would work. put on my special hand-made aluminum foil hat - available in 'the beanie' and 'the rex harrison' for only 29.99+s&h - and before you know it no-one will be sharing any thoughts with you.

it'll just be you and your thoughts.

and the hat.

[osuche]

True innovation comes when people leave their comfort zones

[bare4you]

this is totally random...really. came outta nowhere. just popped in my head.

aluminum hats are worth a try if anyone thinks that maybe some guy might be sharing their thoughts. i totally guaruntee it would work. put on my special hand-made aluminum foil hat - available in 'the beanie' and 'the rex harrison' for only 29.99+s&h - and before you know it no-one will be sharing any thoughts with you.

it'll just be you and your thoughts.

and the hat.

You need to stop watching so many sci-fi movies!!!! :D

[sodaklostsoul]

Why is it that when cats want attention they lay just out of reach for said attention?

[WildIrish]

Who's idea was it when a man gets older that he loses the hair on his head and grows it in his ears?


It's because the hairs are getting older too. They get tired of climbing all the way to the top of your head, so they stop along the way.

[wyndhy]

why don't all the raisins fall to the bottom of a box of raisin bran?

[osuche]

Why is it customary to give two weeks notice when you leave a job? You're either mentally chacked out or emotionally crazed during that two weeks....why not just one?

[WildIrish]

Why can guys take their shirts off in public but girls can't? Girls run a greater risk of getting a heat rash, and let's be honest...you are so much prettier.

[bare4you]

Why is it that most of the homely guys you see in public usually have a beautiful woman with them?

[jseal]

Why is it that when cats want attention they lay just out of reach for said attention?

Yes! Yes! Mine also!

[osuche]

Why is the grass greener on the other side?

[BIBI]

....because it's over the septic tank

[bare4you]

I just had to say how funny that is ^^

Why is it that a cemetary has to raise prices due to the cost of living?

[Winston77]

A hearse doesn't have a luggage rack for a reason.

[BIBI]

I just had to say how funny that is ^^



It was stolen....it is the title of a novel by Erma Bombeck called, The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank.

[jbh3]

General Issimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

[bare4you]

Why can't they make a windshield that really deflects rocks from the highway?

[WildIrish]

Do bunnies ever think about wearing human slippers?

[bare4you]

Do rabbits carry around a "human's foot"?

[osuche]

Why do I always end up *more* tired after taking a nap???

[maddy]

because you wake up in the middle of your REM cycle :)

[osuche]

Thanks, maddy. :)


Why is a "serving" of cereal not enough to fill me up, but a "serving" of M&Ms is too big?

[WildIrish]

Thanks, maddy. :)


Why is a "serving" of cereal not enough to fill me up, but a "serving" of M&Ms is too big?


And I love how now a bottle of soda has 2.5 servings. :rolleyes:

[Debbie_007]

Why do some bottled water labels say 'Sodium Free' - and then you look on the ingredients label, and there's some Sodium in it?!

[WildIrish]

Why do some bottled water labels say 'Sodium Free' - and then you look on the ingredients label, and there's some Sodium in it?!

They're not charging you for the sodium.

Buy this water...get the sodium free! :D

[wrestlemark]

General Issimo Francisco Franco is still dead.




"baseball been berry berry good to me............ :D"

[wyndhy]

why do professionals get a different "grade"?

[WildIrish]

why do professionals get a different "grade"?


Maybe they're graded on a curve? :confused:

I wish I knew a teacher who could tell us how she grades professionals. :p

[maddy]

Every once in a while, when you least expect it - humankind pays a visit with a pleasant surprise.

[jbh3]

Is Peppermint Patty a carpet muncher?

[bare4you]

Pitchers and catchers start reporting to Spring training this week!!!!!!

[jbh3]

Pitchers and catchers start reporting to Spring training this week!!!!!!

AMEN!!!

[osuche]

Was thinking that the missing smilies has actually forced me to verbalize comments on the men's pictures section...rather than just type something like :hot: or :slurp: (or both)

Some of the men might like it this way better. :D

[WildIrish]

Damnit...now I'm thinking about lesbian Peanut porn! :p

[sodaklostsoul]

Naughty is as naughty does.

[osuche]

Why do I always get sleepy right as I HAVE to leave for school/work? Must be Freudian.

[Oldfart]

Watching Star Trek Nex Gen, I just realised that Riker slept with Frazier's Lilith.

Is this a Lilith thing?

[Lilith]

Well Riker was married in real life to Laura (Jeanie Francis) of the Luke and Laura fame from General Hospital and well I wanted to fuck Luke so it seems only fair :D

[bare4you]

Watching Star Trek Nex Gen, I just realised that Riker slept with Frazier's Lilith.

Is this a Lilith thing?

Are you telling me Lilith was on TV?

[osuche]

Why take an Ethics class vs. having MBAs complete some community service projects as a requirement of graduation?

[maddy]

^^^ that's strange - My masters ethics class was one of my best classes - though it was online and I think the forum style allowed people to be more open than they would have been face to face.

[Lilith]

Are you telling me Lilith was on TV?


Lilith has been on tv. And in a gold bikini no less ;)

[osuche]

^^^ that's strange - My masters ethics class was one of my best classes - though it was online and I think the forum style allowed people to be more open than they would have been face to face.


Ours is all face-to-face...and very theoretical right now. While I LIKE reading Kant and Aristotle, I think most of the class just wants it to be over.

We'll see...maybe next week will be better.

[maddy]

ahhh, mine was case based and we actually got into some pretty intense discussions on real life situations. Hope it gets better for you.

[osuche]

Why des tea always taste better when purchased from a shop vs. made at home?

[maddy]

why do strawberries produce a juice that is to die for when you sprinkle just a little bit of sugar on them?

[TinTennessee]

There REALLY ARE people who should be sterilized at birth and NEVER allowed to procreate!

[Winston77]

Why is it that when you voice you opinion there's always someone waiting to shove it back down your throat

[osuche]

Why does cereal never taste as good at dinnertime?

[wrestlemark]

Is Peppermint Patty a carpet muncher?



i could see lucy with a whip tellin patty to munch :69: :loveshowe :corn:

[osuche]

How do spiders get into houses? Do they have scouts? Spend their whole lives trying to find a way in? Or -- even worse -- is it so simple to crawl through cracks in my home that any idiot invertebrate can get in?

[Winston77]

Does anyone go into the chat any more

[osuche]

Why did I think it was a good idea to buy my tires at WalMart? Is a few dollars sheaper really worth the poor service?

[Lilith]

Why did I think it was a good idea to buy my tires at WalMart? Is a few dollars sheaper really worth the poor service?

NO!!!!!!

[osuche]

NO!!!!!!


NOW she tells me! :box:

:huh:

[lizzardbits]

I avoid Wal*fall*apart like it is the plague. I try and buy from local ma and pop's businesses.

plus Wal*fall*apart's tire warantee is shit. I bought new tires there and a month later, one slipped a belt and although it was a manufacturing problem, they wouldn't replace it because my front end was just barely out of alignment when they took the tire off. I went through great rig-a-ma-roll, sales-pitches, and safety yadda yadda yadda to get that tire put back on so i could go to the local ma and pop's place. I paid a little more, had my alignment checked and he said that it was only slightly out, that a pot-hole could have done. With in 3 months of that the other tires went bad and my local guy put 3 new ones on.

[jbh3]

I see dead people.

[osuche]

Why is it that drinking coffee in the morning always precipitates a bathroom visit? What is it about coffee? :spin:

[BigBear57]

LOL It wakes the bladder too ... smooches Beautiful

[osuche]

Why can't I spend more time online with BigBear? He always makes me smile...

[WildIrish]

What color pants should I wear with a pink short-sleeve knit shirt?

[maddy]

jeans!

[Lilith]

or pastel plaid bermuda shorts

[Lilith]

then be sure to wake me up before you go go!

[maddy]

the pastel plaid isn't doing it for me... that just makes me want to jump in my car and stalk through the state to find WI just so I could post a picture here of the site.

[WildIrish]

Anything else?

I assume khaki's too?

side note...last time I had a pink izod shirt, I wore it with white pants and a white jacket like Don Johnson :roflmao:

[maddy]

most anything goes with pink... navy, khaki, denim, pastel plaid, seersucker...

[Lilith]

khakis or jeans and your birks

[Aqua]

Why in blue blazes does WI have a PINK shirt? :huh:

[Oldfart]

Pink shirt?

Best with a lime green kilt over tiger-stripe urban camo short socks and sandals.

Oh, and don't forget the matching paisley parasol.

[PantyFanatic]

......last time I had a pink izod shirt, I wore it with white pants and a white jacket like Don Johnson :roflmao:
Did you say Don King or Don Johnson? : :sad:




The best thing you can wear with a pink shirt is an overcoat.

[WildIrish]

Pink shirt?

Best with a lime green kilt over tiger-stripe urban camo short socks and sandals.

Oh, and don't forget the matching paisley parasol.


No way I'm wearing that!







I wore it earlier this week with my faux fur tanktop.

[AngelicVampires]

Ah...so many thoughts in my head right now. I'd tell you all about them but that would probably be one loooooooooooooooong post, lol.

[WildIrish]

Does a Grilled Stuft Burrito qualify you for the carpool lane?

[wyndhy]

only if you glue yarn on it for hair.

[mayhem1978]

why does the phone always ring when im in the bath?

[osuche]

Why the heck does a Boca burger (tofu) also taste like it has gristle in it? Have htey started adding cartilage to tofu? :spin:

[dicksbro]

Why the heck does a Boca burger (tofu) also taste like it has gristle in it? Have htey started adding cartilage to tofu? :spin:

Are you sure that tofu isn't just a fancy way of saying, "tough?" Hmmm.

[maddy]

I was going to say are you sure it's tofu and not some bean concoction? I have some boca burgers collecting freezer burn in my freezer, and I think they are more of a bean variety.

[maddy]

On second thought, maybe I'm not aware of what tofu is derived from, must go google.

[osuche]

I think tofu is made of soy...the source is soybeans.

There are also bean boca burgers, and I like those better...but they're not what my husband bought. :( The spicy black bean ones are good!

[maddy]

I never got to googling, but I was thinking soy, and was about to say something about boca being soy and bean based and thought.... hmmm.... someone out there is going to say "silly girl, soy is tofu!"

[osuche]

Why do I always get sleepy after lunch? And why don't adults get nap time too?

[Steph]

I've been thinking about Lil.

High stress affects the heart. I live in a crazy 'hood & see crazy things every day. So does Lil. Guess I'm concerned about me, too.

*shrug*

[wyndhy]

i have a random hug for steph. (((hug)))

[maddy]

how can you reach an adult age with a spouse, children, high ranking job and still be as sharp as a bowling ball?

[maddy]

how scary it must be to start your life all over at 60.

[Lilith]

How brave you must be to try^^^

[osuche]

Why do bad things always happen in 3's?

[maddy]

^^ but do we keep track of the multiples in which good things happen?

I'm reminded of life with a cat today as I'm sneezing as I dig through closets and underbeds.. I'm finding all the cat hair that hasn't been cleaned up. This confirms my thoughts of not getting another cat.