Lies! All lies!

[dicksbro]

I sure wish I had some snow to shovel.

[Pita]

It was great running the drive-thru in pouring rain for 6 hours. :thumbs:

[pinkFlames]

It's actually snowing in Adelaide right now!!

[dicksbro]

Did you hear that they're going to move Ayer's Rock to Peoria and set up a theme park by it.

[jseal]

I have nothing to do today. :rofl:

[dicksbro]

I hope when they move Ayers Rock here that they locate it beside Mt. Rushmore which is being relocated here, too. (I understand they'll build most of the mountain from silt dredged from the Illinois River. :)

[Pita]

I'm giving up sex

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking of joining a monastery and becoming a monk living a sequestered life. Sounds like fun.

[Pita]

I want to be a farmer

[nwnnguy]

I've decided to give up alcohol in all forms. :wine:

[dicksbro]

I've decided to give up alcohol in all forms. :wine:
Even rubbing alcohol? :)

I'm thinking maybe I should start using this fanny pack for two days after my chemo but subtituting a little wine in a flask for the medicine when I finish up chemo.

[nwnnguy]

yes

and I think your idea is the worst idea ever

[Pita]

nwnnguy signature pic is a total turn off.

[dicksbro]

I was sure sorry to have to turn in my chemo fanny pack today. Will only get to have one more ... one more time in two weeks.

[nwnnguy]

nwnnguy signature pic is a total turn off.
I forgot what thread I was in and was like WTF??? when I read this....

anyway, back to the thread



The thought of being with two women at the same time just bores me to death...

[jbh3]

If only she would stop sucking my cock......I'd feel so much better!!

[dicksbro]

I think I'll shovel the virtual snow off my drive today when it's still getting up into the 50's or 6o's so I won't have to do it when we finally get real snow later and it's much colder.

[nwnnguy]

^^^ that is a terrible idea

[dicksbro]

I'm not looking forward to dinner with my wife at a German restaurant called the Kaiserhof in Peoria tonight.

[pinkFlames]

I'm giving up eating until I'm as slim as Twiggy.

[dicksbro]

It's not cold and rainy here.

[nwnnguy]

I am just dying to go back to work after being on vacation since the eginning of November.

[dicksbro]

I never liked vacations and typically would tell my boss, "Don't give me no stinkin' vacations. I wanna' stay here in the sweat shop."

[pinkFlames]

My kid went to bed early tonight.

[nwnnguy]

my wife's new puppy let me sleep in today

[dicksbro]

With all this rain, I just run naked through the yard to get my morning shower.

[jseal]

I am bored!

[Pita]

I hate to cook

[jseal]

I detest "classical" music!

[Pita]

I've never been to an opera

[nwnnguy]

I am not currently masturbating

[pinkFlames]

Today was the coldest November day on record for South Australia.

[dicksbro]

People in Illinois love seeing our governors retire to the Joliet state prison. :(

[pinkFlames]

I believe sex is only for procreation.

[dicksbro]

I'm going swimming in the Illinois River this morning.

[nwnnguy]

I wish I could come down to the end of a paycheck and have less money.


Maybe they should raise the taxes I pay.

[Pita]

I love going to a party on a cold, rainy night.

[dicksbro]

I think the Interstate Highways should all be closed so we can get more use out of the two-lane country roads.

[jseal]

We need more rain here in Maryland.

[dicksbro]

Let's see, it's 18F and expected to drop to 6F this evening. I think the global warming is having an effect. Isn't that wonderful? :(

[Pita]

I wish my daughter would never grow up and live with me forever and ever and ever and ever!

[dicksbro]

I just love hearing the wind howling outdoors knowing how cold it's suppose to be. http://bestsmileys.com/winter/14.gif

[nwnnguy]

I just love hearing people complain about the weather in their area.

[pinkFlames]

I hate axolotls.

[dicksbro]

Another busy day awaits me! :)

[gekkogecko]

I'm feelin' perfectly healthy, and ready to get things done today!

[dicksbro]

I want to leave the road salt on my car so that I can promote it's rusting. :)

[Pita]

I can't wait to get up at 4:15am tomorrow and go to work in the yucky cold.

[pinkFlames]

I did not go and get myself sunburnt on the weekend.

[dicksbro]

With all the cold weather and rain and snow showers, I did. :)

[Pita]

I have completed my Christmas shopping. :thumbs:

[dicksbro]

I'm expecting to get my Lamborghini Murcielago for Christmas.

[Pita]

I'm expecting to get a new tiara for Christmas.

[Fangtasia]

I've not missed the internet at all in my 'down' time

[jseal]

I am not looking forward to tomorrow.

[dicksbro]

I looked out our window and my new Lamborghini is parked out there. :)

http://www.lamborghiniblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/lamborghini-gallardo.jpg

[Pita]

DB is going to give me a ride in his new car.

[dicksbro]

I make the car wear rubber boots over the tires so they don't get dirty with all our snow and everything.

[jseal]

The house is not still quiet.

[nwnnguy]

I wish I was still driving back from Ohio

[jseal]

I enjoy a fitful night's sleep.

[dicksbro]

We drove through corn fields and people's yards from Decatur to home last night.

[Pita]

It will really make me mad to see snow falling tomorrow! :mad:

[dicksbro]

I think we must have received 4 feet or more of snow last night.

[nwnnguy]

Its just so great to see everyone go into a blind panic over less than a half inch of frozen water on the ground.

[pinkFlames]

It was a chilly day in Adelaide today.

[dicksbro]

That's too bad, it was balmy here with people running around in shorts and t-shirts.

[pinkFlames]

I'm wearing thermal underwear right now.

[dicksbro]

I'm sunbathing nude in our back yard.

[Pita]

I would hate to see DB sunbathing nude.

[dicksbro]

We make it a neighborhood thing.

[jseal]

Rap music is the ultimate music.

[dicksbro]

Slick roads are fun to drive on.

[Anglosaxon]

It is soooo warm in London today

[dicksbro]

Hey, Anglosaxon, welcome to Pixies (and that's the truth). Hope you hate it here (that's the lie). :wave:

[Pita]

I hate when new people come to Pixies and infiltrate our games.

[pinkFlames]

I only return to Pixies because the cat threatened my life if I didn't.

[Anglosaxon]

I'm not glad I joined here, don't appreciate the nice comments, wish T.Tess hadn't invited me, AND I WONT BE BACK

[pinkFlames]

I'm glad to hear that. Too many people post on this site already.

[dicksbro]

Disgruntled Pixies are our specialty.

[pinkFlames]

Pixies people are not worth knowing.

[dicksbro]

I use piles of pet poop to keep people from walking in our yard.

[pinkFlames]

I'm sending a container load of mouse poop over to dicksbro first thing in the morning.

[Anglosaxon]

I just found Santa drunk behind my car screaming "NEVER AGAIN"

[Pita]

I really wish I could be 18 again.

[pinkFlames]

I'm having an affair with my dentist.

[Anglosaxon]

I'm a Dentist

[dicksbro]

I'm going to quickly learn to be. :slurp:

[nwnnguy]

I'm giving up masturbation

[Anglosaxon]

I hate webcams

[dicksbro]

I love dripping faucets.

[Anglosaxon]

Got to take my pet Emu for a walk

[Pita]

I did not masturbate today after putting clean sheets on the bed.

[dicksbro]

I'm going to start a frog traininrg school.

[nwnnguy]

I did not masturbate thinking about Tess masturbating

[Coaster]

I didn't think of Tess moaning.... I didn't....... I didn't!

[pinkFlames]

I believe masturbation sends you blind and makes your palms hairy.

[Anglosaxon]

I can't feel my braille keyboard anymore through all this hair.

[dicksbro]

I've hired a secretary to do my typing.

[Anglosaxon]

I'm not having thoughts of sexy secretaries now

[Pita]

I find Pixies to be the most prudish bunch of people ever to cyber the net.

[dicksbro]

2:30 AM and the sun is shining brightly.

[Anglosaxon]

Oh good, it's raining

[Pita]

I wish my kid wasn't going away for the weekend leaving just me and my sweetie home alone....to do whatever we want!! :sex:

[dicksbro]

I bet you're dreading that time.

[jseal]

I'd hate to be in that situation!

[dicksbro]

Free to do whatever you'd like ... what a dreadful thought.

[Pita]

I was overjoyed when her plans fell through and she came back home. I didn't want crazy, wild sex anyway!!!!! :mad:

[dicksbro]

I didn't fall asleep in our living room sitting on the recliner last night.

[Anglosaxon]

I'm only working 1 hour a day

[gekkogecko]

TinglingTess' weekend plans bore me.

[dicksbro]

My Lamborghini got dirty with all the snow and salt on the roads, so I'm trading it in for a new one.

(A 2010 Lamborghini Murcielago costs about $450,000)

[nwnnguy]

tying the wife up and leaving her squirming with a vibe inside was soooo boring last night

[pinkFlames]

I'm not sleepy at all right now.

[Anglosaxon]

I'm not considering masturbating right NOW

[dicksbro]

I'm going on the new coffee, donut and apple pie diet.

[jseal]

Of late, life has been idyllic.

[Pita]

Work was sooooooooo slow today I almost fell asleep.

[dicksbro]

I think I'm going to spend the whole day in bed.

[Pita]

I spend every day in bed.....and naked!

[dicksbro]

I like to get naked when it's cold and I can shiver and form goosebumps on my skin. http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/MSN_Emoticons/MSN-Emoticon-cold-017.gif

[nwnnguy]

I just can't wait to get to work today :banghead:

[jseal]

The dishwasher is not scheduled to be repaired today.

[dicksbro]

The "Eat All You Can Eat" diet is a sure way to lose weight.

[jseal]

I have lots and lots of spare time.

[nwnnguy]

I am so glad to have all those foster pups out of my house permanently

[jseal]

All the snow from Snowpocalypse has melted.

[dicksbro]

We're expecting 12 feet of new snow this morning.

[nwnnguy]

no better way to start a Monday than going to work

[Vicious Tease]

I am so excited about all of the homework I have due tomorrow!

[dicksbro]

Gee, VT, you're lucky. Poor me, my days are always filled with lounging around, going for coffee, watching some TV or taking a walk in the park. Pure drudgery.

[Vicious Tease]

I wish spring break was over so I could get back to school.

[dicksbro]

No snow and warmer temperatures is sure depressing.

[jseal]

I am not looking forward to our 24th wedding anniversary celebrations later today.

[dicksbro]

I'm not going to say, "CONGRATULATIONS" on your 24th Wedding Anniversary or wish you many, many more! http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Holidays_and_Party/happy-anniversary-055.gif

[Vicious Tease]

I love it when my allergies go crazy!

[nwnnguy]

my wife loves it too!!

[Vicious Tease]

I will not drink this steaming cup of coffee!

[dicksbro]

I think I'm going to give up eating for the rest of Lent.

[Vicious Tease]

I can't wait to fold all of the laundry in the dryer!

[dicksbro]

We didn't put 200 miles on the car yesterday.

[jseal]

Rain is not forecast for all weekend. :(

[dicksbro]

It didn't rain here yesterday.

[pinkFlames]

I don't catch colds.

[dicksbro]

Going out to dinner with friends is no fun at all.

[pinkFlames]

I still don't have a cold.

[dicksbro]

St. Paddy's day is not much fun around here.

[jseal]

I miss shoveling snow.

[Vicious Tease]

I'm sick of playing smut games.

[dicksbro]

I sure don't like having prime rib for lunch like I did yesterday.

[Vicious Tease]

I do not want a hot cup of tea right now.

[dicksbro]

I'm anxious to get dressed so I can go to my 6am meeting.

[jseal]

I want more meetings at work!

[Vicious Tease]

I am wide awake!

[pinkFlames]

I'm sending the resident Huntsman spider to school tomorrow....in uniform, with a backpack.

[dicksbro]

I never have any fun here.

[Vicious Tease]

I want 3 more kids.

[dicksbro]

I'm hoping our taxes will double.

[nwnnguy]

I'm hoping our taxes will double.
not to break the pattern, but they might



I really going to hate hanging out with the wife and all her drunk girlfriends tonight :wink:

[pinkFlames]

I've been getting too much sleep lately.

[dicksbro]

We're not going to go out for breakfast with friends.

[pinkFlames]

I didn't vote today.

[jseal]

Only people who do not vote are entitled to complain about the government.

[dicksbro]

Dense fog is the best weather for driving.

[jseal]

Housework is fun!

[dicksbro]

I want more drudgery each day!

[jseal]

Raise raise my taxes!

[pinkFlames]

I've been sleeping all day.

[dicksbro]

I'm going to sleep all day today.

[pinkFlames]

I never left the house at all today.

[dicksbro]

I sure don't enjoy days like yesterday ... all sunny and warm.

[nwnnguy]

I'm going to hate driving a new car around

[dicksbro]

I'm going to hate driving a new car around

I know I get upset when I have a new lawn mower to push around the yard.

[pinkFlames]

I've decided poison every single plant in my garden.

[dicksbro]

To save energy, we just plant those mushrooms that are naturally poisonous.

[jseal]

I dislike family get-togethers.

[dicksbro]

We're thinking of adopting a rhino for a pet.

[pinkFlames]

My pet rhino got into mischief and ended up in the pound.

[dicksbro]

If that's the case, I guess I'll get a hippo instead.

[pinkFlames]

I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCAWkdgbt8g)

[dicksbro]

:roflmao: LOL! Great minds thinik alike! It'll be fun taking it shopping.

[pinkFlames]

Miss Hippo and I will have a great time dress shopping.

[dicksbro]

I'm tired.

[pinkFlames]

I'm having an early night.

[dicksbro]

I hope we have heavy thunderstorms today so I can go for a walk.

[nwnnguy]

I wish I could get more pollen on my car

[dicksbro]

Oh, wonderful, today will only get into the low 50's.

[pinkFlames]

I've gone to bed early tonight.

[dicksbro]

If only the snow and blizzard conditions would end, I could enjoy the sunshine and 80 degree weather.

[jseal]

Peace has been announced in the Middle East!

[dicksbro]

High-speed rail transport is going to be developed from Peoria to Denver.

[pinkFlames]

I stayed home alone this evening.

[dicksbro]

I was going to stay home, but maybe I'll take a quick flight in my ultra-light.

[pinkFlames]

I've given up coffee.

[dicksbro]

I like taking my pet snakes for walks around the neighborhood.

[jseal]

I have photos of him doing that ^^^^^

[pinkFlames]

Today was uneventful.

[dicksbro]

While Mama duck was sitting on her eggs, she and I played cards. She's really good. :boink:

[pinkFlames]

I'm missing the heatwaves of summer.

[dicksbro]

The grocery store said we've been such good customers they're going to give us free groceries for a year. :)

[pinkFlames]

I'm secretly paying for dicksbro's groceries for a whole year so he can afford clothes for his nature walks.

[jseal]

I am eager to do all of my weekend chores. :rolleyes:

[dicksbro]

I enjoy sitting home all weekend watching sports on TV.

[jseal]

My wife and sisters-in-law did not stay up until the wee hours last night playing cards.

[dicksbro]

Pixies Place is a great place to meet new card players and opera singers.

[pinkFlames]

My father found out I visit Pixies Place and confiscated my computer for a year.

[dicksbro]

I love it when ice melts in a soda making it all flat and watery. :(

[Incognitus]

I love my job.

[pinkFlames]

I adore the feeling of a burnt mouth.

[dicksbro]

I sure hope it rains today.

[pinkFlames]

I hate listening to rain at night.

[dicksbro]

It's wonderful having a cold morning to wake up to.

[jseal]

The weekends are just too long!

[pinkFlames]

I don't like the look of a tidy house.

[dicksbro]

It's suppose to rain today and so I think I'll try to get the car washed.

[pinkFlames]

I always deface photos of my daughter.

[dicksbro]

We didn't get heavy rain last night. http://bestsmileys.com/fish/15.gif

[pinkFlames]

^ That fish^ just hypnotised me. :wobbly:

[dicksbro]

My desk is sooooo neat and orderly.

[marlborodasreds]

moose snot is the worlds greatest lube

[pinkFlames]

moose snot is the worlds greatest lube

I've just imported a ship full this week.

[dicksbro]

... and I just opened a shop called "Snot's Sticky Anymore"

[jseal]

We did not host a Baby Shower yesterday evening.

[dicksbro]

Baby showers are reported as weather conditions on local reports.

[jseal]

Nothing interesting is happening today.

[pinkFlames]

I haven't been anywhere today.

[dicksbro]

I used my desktop computer as my laptop by running a long extension cord from our house when we drive somewhere.

[pinkFlames]

My bathroom has not been cleaned in years. :eew:

[dicksbro]

I'm sure going to miss not having rain today.

[Fangtasia]

I really cant stand the Sci Fi Fantasy genre!

[pinkFlames]

My feet are toasty warm right now.

[dicksbro]

I sure wish I wasn't retired.

[jseal]

Quantum Mechanics is not weird.

[dicksbro]

I just broke the bank at the local gambling boat, the PAR-A-DICE. :nana:

[pinkFlames]

My useless cat could never catch a mouse if his life depended on it.

[dicksbro]

http://bestsmileys.com/weather/3.gif
It's not raining right now.

[gekkogecko]

I love the opportunity to type, so my shoulder & arm will hurt even more!

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad I have my early morning meeting this morning.

[nwnnguy]

so happy to be getting less than 5 hours sleep last night

[jseal]

My daughter is always courteous, well behaved, and thoughtful.

[dicksbro]

I'm such a recluse ... shy and unassuming. :)

[pinkFlames]

I really fancy the idea of trying to breathe with my head in a bucket of water.

[jseal]

I did not post this message.

[dicksbro]

I helped Al Gore create the internet.

[pinkFlames]

I don't get head aches.

[rockintime]

BP sure has been great for the environment.

[dicksbro]

We only use our air conditioner in the winter to save on electricity.

[jseal]

I will be going to work tomorrow.

[dicksbro]

Our great-grandson didn't celebrate his 1st birthday yesterday!

[jseal]

pinkFlames lives in the Faroe Islands!