Need suggestions for sexy telephone one liners

[fzzy]

I don't get to see the guy I date all that often ... he lives about 30 miles away and we both have fairly busy lives .... so we leave phone messages back and forth as well as talk on the phone ...

But my brain feels limited on what I've been thinking up to leave on his voicemail for quick little flirty/sexy messages to make sure he gets a bit of a smile on his face ....

Any suggestions on what would leave you smiling ... all suggestions are appreciated ... but just so you all know .... I get kind of shy when I'm talking on the phone ... either to a person or a machine .... so if you have some that are not tooooooo explicit that would be doubly appreciated .... thanks!!! :D

[WildIrish]

Hi hon...I was thinking about you and it made me feel good.

By the time you get this message...I'll already have washed my hands.

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We've traced the calls...they're coming from within the house!!!!! :yikes:

It's 10:00...do you know where your lover's hands are? :hot:


Don't know how much help I was. ha ha

[Steph]

LOL WI, go grab some more coffee. :)

If you don't want to be explicit (and that's really my forte, let's be blunt!) then I suggest concentrating on the tone of voice and make it all Marilyn Monroe-esque when you mention you're thinking about him.

[Aqua]

Not too explicit? Sorry, I don't think I can be of any help... :p

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<---is famous for calling someone up while he's at work on the weekends and simply saying, "I'm lying here in bed, naked, thinking about you and touching myself." Then hanging up the phone. :D

[Lilith]

lol just call his machine and cum loudly<jk>...omg :rofl: can you imagine that message? :p Noooooooooooooo I have not done it............................










yet :D


You could always call and just say that you are sitting at work thinking about him and your panties got so damp you had to take them off. ;)

[Aqua]

/me pms Lilith his phone number


Just so's you can practice... that's all. :D

[WildIrish]

/me calls Aqua.....




"Have you checked the children?"

[wyndhy]

/me is eavesdropping and hears...have you choked the chicken?

[WildIrish]

/me is eavesdropping and hears...have you choked the chicken?



Where do you think he got the chicken head from that he's sending to PF?

[sodaklostsoul]

ROFLMAO^^^^^at the attempted hijacking of the choked chicken!!

Had a friend on the east coast who was bummed for awhile and we both had unlimited texting on our cell phones so I started sending slogans in the messages and occasionally changing some of the words......."Nike says to just do it".........."Where's the beef"........."The way to a man's heart is not thru his stomach. ;)" ....."Can I reach out and touch you!!"..........you can change so many of them, it got him thru until the next girlfrind came along.

[Lilith]

i love text messages as little pick me ups! Glad you mentioned it SDLS

[sodaklostsoul]

:D Too bad the Lama don't carry his phone to work!

[Aqua]

Too bad I can't get text messages :(

[fzzy]

Thanks everyone for your suggestions and comments so far .... even the ones I can't imagine myself being brave enough to use ... well, they made me smile and/or chuckle at the thought ... I'm much braver in the written word, but he only has work email and they moniter that closely, so we don't use that ... ah well! I appreciate each of you taking the time to come up with suggestions ... I love the revising advertisements idea! :D

[jennaflower]

as corny as this may sound... you know those "priceless" commercials... you can create a few of your own....

A phone call $.25... the sound of your voice on a hectic day... priceless...

that kind of thing...

[imaginewithme]

"just calling to let you know I am thinking about you, your smile, your amazing self and hoping you're thinking the same of me"

or

"I was just about to get in the shower and was thinking of you wishing you were here........."

Try the sexy talk, you'll turn yourself on!!! Well......I imagine so anyway ;)

[dicksbro]

How about, in a sexy voice to be sure, ...

"Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Do something when you hear me ding!"
"At the tone, say something that makes the receiver vibrate."

[Glyndwr]

Hi fzzy

Knowing your skill with the written word I refuse to believe you can't produce some one-liners of your own. Jot down your thoughts even if you're not near the phone, then use them later. My suggestions:

I need the sound of your voice to finish my fantasy..........call me soon

Have you thought of a medical career as I have an ache that needs treatment

Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all day

Hi you've won the sexiest ansaphone message competition, come round soon to collect your prize

[imaginewithme]

well........how's it going?

[fzzy]

I love all the suggestions, this has been a VERY busy week for him, so I've been holding off until next week when I can feel like my moment of glory (smile) won't just be one more thing he has to deal with .... want each time he hears from me to be something to celebrate .... maybe I'm just being silly! :) but all of the suggestions are building up moments for me!!!!

[dicksbro]

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[cowgirltease]

Hhey Sweetheart.....Guess what I've got on......
A sexy black corset, fishnet stockings and black high heeled shoes....... You busy? ;)