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Coaster
06-08-2005, 08:52 PM
Now We Really Know What Happened To Sharni!

I guess her butterfly vibrator broke! :D

Wednesday, June 8, 2005
So very, very strange....


MELBOURNE (Reuters) - An Australian woman was found to be
carrying 51 live tropical fish after custom officials were
alerted by "flipping" noises coming from beneath her skirt as
she arrived at Melbourne airport.
On closer inspection, officers discovered the woman had
strapped on an apron of plastic water-filled bags containing
the fish, the Australian Customs Service said in a statement on
Tuesday.
"During the search, customs officers became suspicious
after hearing 'flipping' noises coming from the vicinity of her
waist," said the statement.
The 43-year-old woman arrived in Melbourne on a flight from
Singapore last Friday. Customs are still trying to determine
what type of fish she brought into the country and have not yet
charged her with an offence.
She could face charges for breaking quarantine and customs
laws for bringing in the fish without giving a declaration.
A search of the woman's home in Melbourne found another
five fish.
:trout:
imaginewithme
06-08-2005, 08:56 PM
:yikes:
Pegasusx62
06-08-2005, 10:18 PM
:devilish: *giggles*
PantyFanatic
06-08-2005, 10:51 PM
I think she was going to use those for avatars next month :rofl:....................... or trade them to Bud for some curly toed shoes. :grin:
Fangtasia
06-08-2005, 10:53 PM
Good thing Sharni has retired ;) or she just might have had to hurt you PF
lizzardbits
06-09-2005, 12:58 AM
*hysterical laffing*
jseal
06-09-2005, 05:31 AM
The secret life of Sharni! :rofl:






...nah!
Lilith
06-09-2005, 07:45 AM
She may have been planning to coat PF in them and feed him to the bears.
gekkogecko
06-09-2005, 08:38 AM
"Do not feed the bears".
cowgirltease
06-09-2005, 10:57 AM
Good thing Sharni has retired ;) or she just might have had to hurt you PF
As Sharni would say.............. OH FROGSHIT!!!!!! :p
Fangtasia
06-09-2005, 01:19 PM
As Sharni would say.............. OH FROGSHIT!!!!!! :p
Nope truth
Winston77
06-09-2005, 04:00 PM
Where do we send the flowers?
Teddy Bear
06-14-2005, 04:20 AM
You mean we'll never hear 'frogshit' again????

Now thats just not right!!
Scarecrow
07-29-2005, 03:47 PM
Glad I found out the truth before I made a fool of myself(again). :jester:

But it will be hard to get use to the new nick after some some 45 or so months. :)
Cheyanne
07-29-2005, 04:15 PM
*hysterical laffing*

OMG.. roflmao... :D I can't believe I missed this one!!! <snort><snort>
PantyFanatic
07-29-2005, 10:00 PM
...But it will be hard to get use to the new nick after some some 45 or so months. :)
:bang:
I saw this thread the first time up and STILL opened it quickly with my heart in my throat wonder what I'd missed in the last couple days. :mad:
Fangtasia
07-29-2005, 11:03 PM
If i can get used to it after 10 years...you can do it after 45 or so months :D

Sharni says to tell ya.....She is enjoying her retirement and will never be making a come back