Irish
05-26-2005, 08:45 AM
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>Why ARE Men Happier? Men Are Just Happier People-
>
>What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.
>The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be
>pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO
>shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is
>your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom
>because this one is just too icky.
>
>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
>Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
>rental $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to
>them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New
>shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
>
>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
>tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
>your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
>thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
>your friend.
>
>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes
>are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public.
>You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays
>its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>You only have to shave your face and neck.
>
>You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
>hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You
>can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails
>with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
>mustache.
>
>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
>minutes. No wonder men are happier Irish
>Why ARE Men Happier? Men Are Just Happier People-
>
>What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.
>The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be
>pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO
>shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is
>your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom
>because this one is just too icky.
>
>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
>Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
>rental $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to
>them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New
>shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
>
>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
>tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
>your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
>thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
>your friend.
>
>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes
>are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public.
>You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays
>its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>You only have to shave your face and neck.
>
>You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
>hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You
>can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails
>with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
>mustache.
>
>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
>minutes. No wonder men are happier Irish