Somewhere Between a Lobotomy

[Lilith]

and a root canal....


Jury Duty....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Tell me how to stay awake. This is this poor ladies only day in court and I am trying soooooooo hard to pay attention. Any suggestions on how to survive another day of it?

[Aqua]

Lots and lots of coffee!

[wyndhy]

nipple clips?

[Mercury_Maniac]

Clit Clip? :D



Shall I make a Video for you Lilith? :jester:

[Lilith]

The nipple clips will show through my see thru revealing top I wear to distract the defense attorney :p

MM let me think about itYES!!!!!

[Mercury_Maniac]

You could just wear no top at all :D.....with the nipple clips of course :D

[wyndhy]

empathy for the lady and her day in court and somethiing non-caffinated instead of coffee which would only make you have to pee

~or~

you could just paint some eyeballs on your lids and then it wouldn't matter :p

[gekkogecko]

Get one of those remote controlled vibrators, and give the controller to the bailiff. That'll keep you awake.

[Lilith]

She'd like that ;)

[Master Scribe]

What ever you do........... DON'T YAWN !!!!

Was reading where a judge slapped a contempt of court charge on a jury member for yawning during a trial.....When he was asked why he said he was tired,,,oy vay the poor smuck was really nailed by the judge...(who by the way later recended his contempt charge)

[cowgirltease]

Think of yourself in her shoes.:(
Or......That could be me.

[flutelady]

I can relate to your situation, Lil. I've been able to escape jury duty for years (thank God for nursing babies), but there was once when I had to sit for a few weeks and thought I'd slip into a coma.

What I did to stay awake worked very nicely at the time, but I doubt it'll work for you.

I was hugely pregnant with my first child. I kept poking myself in the tummy so that the baby would kick. She got pretty pissed and did alot of thrashing. It worked really well!

No-Doze?

[Lilith]

A jurror fell asleep today...I wonder if it will be a mis-trial after all this

[Glyndwr]

Imagine yourself as the judge and all the sexy male jurors having to pay homage to you. Then if you do start to 'nod off' give your pussy a sneaky rub just to keep your adrenaline levels up ;)