In the Merry Merry Month of May

[lakritze]

Happy Masturbation Month everybody...

[Aqua]

Woot! Let's see.. quick tabulation...

I'm up to 5 times already. :D

[wyndhy]

hmmmmm....how shall i celebrate?

[Aqua]

Keep track of your masturbatory efforts and see if you can possibly overcome (get it!) the number I have at the end of the month. :D

[Lilith]

Are you challenging me to a duel??????????? I can beat you with one hand tied behind my back :D

[Aqua]

I'm not talking about :spank:

:p

[Lilith]

are we setting goals or just racing.....I'll remind you I'm out of school now.

[imaginewithme]

WOW sounds like a party to me.......let's see today is the third......so....well, I'll tell ya the end of the month ;)

[Aqua]

Not so much a race or a goal, but a friendly game to see who cums most in May... from masturbating. :D

[Lilith]

oK 1 just now :p But warning, I was in the hut and will catch up quickly now :p

[Lilith]

:D 2

[WildIrish]

2 so far...but then again, I just found out we were having a contest! :D

[Aqua]

Multiple orgasms only count as one!

[Lilith]

ok how much time between :p?

[flutelady]

Multiple orgasms only count as one!

Nice try, but I don't think so!!

[Mercury_Maniac]

i thought every month was masturbation month :jester:

[dicksbro]

i thought every month was masturbation month :jester:

Me too. :rolleyes2

Okay, in the spirit of community participation ... three. :)

[Aqua]

Originally Posted by Aqua
Multiple orgasms only count as one!
Nice try, but I don't think so!!
Hey, this is Masturbation month. Having multiple O's is still one session of masturbating.
30 minute minimum between sessions. :devilish:

[WildIrish]

Hey, this is Masturbation month. Having multiple O's is still one session of masturbating.
30 minute minimum between sessions. :devilish:


What if you change hands? :confused: :D

[flutelady]

I wanna see the rule book!!

[Lilith]

We are all adults and honorable so proof will not be required, unless you wanna :D


:nopics:

[wyndhy]

methinks this thread hath ended upeth in the wrong forum :p


3

[wyndhy]

uhhhhhhhh



holy crap

ooo-eeeeee-oooooo :spin:

[Lilith]

magic

[cbass1976]

lol

[wyndhy]

ali ali in come freeeeeeeeeee! :p :D

[WildIrish]

3 ;)

[wyndhy]

4


does it count if someones is watching? :eek:

[Aqua]

Yup! :D

As long as that's all... if they take over then it doesn't count.

[wyndhy]

then 5 :D

[sodaklostsoul]

Is wyndhy in the lead or did I lose count somewhere?

[Aqua]

In the lead by current posted count.

Well, except that I am up to 8. :p

[wyndhy]

aqua-bot :D

[sodaklostsoul]

This is gonna be one very interesting month!!

[wyndhy]

oh, make no mistake...i have no diluted notions that i can possibly cum close to beating aqua....i've heard he is masturbationary phenom :D

[Aqua]

oh, make no mistake...i have no diluted notions that i can possibly cum close to beating aqua....i've heard he is masturbationary phenom :D
Masturbationery phenom?

Did you get that from the lixtionary or is that your own creation? :rofl:

I'm just really horny all the time.

It's all about the bathroom stall (http://216.150.92.84/forums/showthread.php?t=10786) at work. ;)

[WildIrish]

4...I'm behind schedule!


And bringing up the rear in this contest! The view is a great inspiration though.

[Aqua]

I hear that WI... I may have to drop back a little, allowing the ladies to get ahead.

Did you bring the :corn:?

[WildIrish]

I hear that WI... I may have to drop back a little, allowing the ladies to get ahead.

Did you bring the :corn:?


If you drop back...my view will change significantly! :D

And if we start in on the popcorn, I fear the ladies will achieve an insurmountable lead. lmao

[wyndhy]

Masturbationery phenom?

Did you get that from the lixtionary or is that your own creation? :rofl:

I'm just really horny all the time.

It's all about the bathroom stall (http://216.150.92.84/forums/showthread.php?t=10786) at work. ;)
yeah...lixy's gonna like that one :D

/me thinks ^^^ should drink more mountain dew, which will make him hafta pee, which he'll need to go the bathroom to do, which may inspire him to other things...like manual gratificationism :D

:nopics:

:D

[wyndhy]

btw...nice story










6:D:D

[Aqua]

yeah...lixy's gonna like that one :D

/me thinks ^^^ should drink more mountain dew, which will make him hafta pee, which he'll need to go the bathroom to do, which may inspire him to other things...like manual gratificationism :D

Uhm...






9 :D

[WildIrish]

You bastard!!!!!!


You were supposed to slow down!





5 :D

[wyndhy]

7


there has just GOT to be something better i can be doing with my time :spank:

[Lilith]

Bastages!!! All of you :D


I'm still stuck at 2...I need inspiration. Jury duty is cramping my style

[wyndhy]

http://www.pixies-place.com:81/forums/showpost.php?p=943127&postcount=33

:D

[Lilith]

LOL...with retractable parts :p

[Aqua]

:rofl:

[WildIrish]

um.....6 :D


I keep this up and my forearms will look like Popeye's! Well, one of them. lmfao

[Aqua]

Time to switch hands WI... it's almost like dating a new girlfriend. :p

10

[wyndhy]

is her name rosie? :grin:


8

[WildIrish]

Lucky number seven happened this morning.

Failed attempt experienced around lunch time. :(

[Aqua]

:(
I hate it when that happens.

[WildIrish]

I need boobies. lmfao

[Aqua]

I will refrain from posting my furry chest then... :p

[wyndhy]

:boobs:

^^^that oughta do it :D

9

[WildIrish]

I will refrain from posting my furry chest then... :p

You're just afraid of me catching up! :grin:

[Aqua]

Who? :blink:

Me? :halo:

:grin:

[Lilith]

I'm soooooo losing :( somehow the statutes on government purchasing don't do it for me :p

[dicksbro]

Cinco en Mayo :)

[wyndhy]

I'm soooooo losing :( somehow the statutes on government purchasing don't do it for me :p

i'll slow down....i'm always a bit on the randy side after my vacation at the hut :p

[imaginewithme]

Ok....I think seeing this thread going on it's put a stop to me wanting to!! :( :hair: :bang: I've got to get "that feeling" back!!!

[WildIrish]

8...and fading fast!

[wyndhy]

Ok....I think seeing this thread going on it's put a stop to me wanting to!! :( :hair: :bang: I've got to get "that feeling" back!!!
*singing*
under pressure :D

10...last night while he fucked my mouth

oh my! did i say that? :D....must be feeling naughty today :p

[Aqua]

Oh... I reached 11 this morning...

I'm falling behind in my rhythm. :p

[flutelady]

Since the rules state that we can only count them if they're 30 minutes or more apart, I claim 5

[Aqua]

Sweet!

I just hit 12. :D

[wyndhy]

get back to work! :spank:

[wyndhy]

Since the rules state that we can only count them if they're 30 minutes or more apart, I claim 5
if you can make yourself cum twice in less than 30 minutes it should count double ;)

[WildIrish]

count double ;)


That's like a "stunt double" but different. :D

[flutelady]

if you can make yourself cum twice in less than 30 minutes it should count double ;)


I can, but sadly, it doesn't :(

Let me know if the rules change. If they do, I'll post the real number :)

[Kaelynn]

Did someone say competition? Well, well, no one will be able to beat me... I am a student... with plenty of time on my hands because I have been sick... sooo.... let me start counting from what I am sure I did just yesturday, I won't even take my time and count from the begining of the month... thank your lucky stars...

Ok so if the half hour thing is really a rule then I have... 7

If not... 9

Now please remind yourselves this is just in one day... and I had no idea that I would be competing with my fellow pixiemates. Watch out everyone, cause here I cum...

mmmm... I love competitions...

I will soon be looking for more to have phone sex with but for those I already do... expect a call in the near future... Did I just say that? :devilish:

[Kaelynn]

I vote change the rule... if someone can cum before 30 mins of there last cum then they should not be pentalized... however I don't think it should be doubled either... Just count it like regular... what does everyone else say to this?

[wyndhy]

11 :spin:
i need a finger massage :rofl:

[Aqua]

I vote change the rule... if someone can cum before 30 mins of there last cum then they should not be pentalized... however I don't think it should be doubled either... Just count it like regular... what does everyone else say to this?
It's not being penalized... it's balancing the field. There is no comparison between the number of women that can have multiple orgasms compared to the number of men that can do so. 30 minutes is a damn fast turn around time for most men as it is.

[WildIrish]

Maybe we should give extra points for volume collected? :D



btw 9 ;)

[Mercury_Maniac]

Ok....I think seeing this thread going on it's put a stop to me wanting to!! :( :hair: :bang: I've got to get "that feeling" back!!!



need any help in getting that feeling back? :jester:


you how to reach me :D

[Lilith]

I will remind you that I am still at 2 but jury duty is over :D so ummmm please do not get in my way;)

[Aqua]

I will remind you that I am still at 2 but jury duty is over :D so ummmm please do not get in my way;)
In your way?

I'm here to help... ;)

[sodaklostsoul]

:faint:

God I love when he does that ^^^^^^

[Belial]

Counting back over the days, I'm up to 16 so far :)

[Lilith]

:faint:

[maddy]

*sigh* just a lousy ONE time ... I mean it wasn't lousy, but that's all I got!

[Aqua]

Weekend update... 13

[Kaelynn]

14 Ladies and Gents... it's good to be a kid...

[Belial]

14 Ladies and Gents... it's good to be a kid...

Yup :D

I'm up to 17, but I finish the month about 15 hours before you..think you can beat me? ;)

[sodaklostsoul]

Hmmm I know that this a friendly little contest.......but maybe the winner should get a prize.......like getting to have a thread posted for them with Pixie peeps posting congratulatory pics!!! :D

[Lilith]

Great idea...master masturbator should have a pic thread in their honor (this way everyone really wins ;))

[Belial]

Great idea! :)


btw, 19 ;)

[maddy]

I'm up to two and about to take a trip into the hut... I don't stand a chance of winning this lil contest, but it's fun knowing others are enjoying themselves ;)

[campingboy]

Aqua, your work place must be a lot more interesting then mine. My work place does not inspire me to run off to the washroom and masturbate.

My count is 1 a day which = 8 todate.

[Aqua]

My total is now 16 after the weekend.

Well, there are some really nice butts that I get to view on a daily basis. :D

[Loulabelle]

Having discussed it with Belial, I believe I'm winning this competition, but I've not been keeping count so it's hard to know for definite or prove it.

You'll just have to take my word for it. :p

[WildIrish]

Only added one to the total this weekend...Mrs. WI pounced on me in the middle of my other attempt!

So, I'm at 10.

[Aqua]

17 :D

WI ~ Hard to complain when that happens though, isn't it? :p

[Lilith]

3 :D

[wyndhy]

11...it was a busy weekend...the 'rents can put a damper on the will :D

[WildIrish]

17 :D

WI ~ Hard to complain when that happens though, isn't it? :p


Had I not been wearing a blindfold..I would've seen her coming and I may have been able to dodge her leap! lmfao

[Aqua]

/me carves another notch in the bathroom stall

18

[WildIrish]

/me carves another notch in the bathroom stall

18


Is there anything left of that stall to carve a notch into? And is that why management thinks there's a termite problem? :confused:

[sodaklostsoul]

I'm not gonna ask what the paint in that stall looks like

[Belial]

21 :)

[Loulabelle]

Whatever number I'm on, I just added one more. :p

[WildIrish]

Whatever number I'm on, I just added one more. :p


X + 1 :D

[Lilith]

4 :D:D:p

[Aqua]

/me does the Cabbage Patch while singing 'Go Lilith, Go Lilith, It's your birthday'

:p

[Lilith]

do the "rump shaker" so I can get to 5 :p

[Aqua]

/me shakes it like a polaroid picture

;) :p

[Aqua]

Shook it too much...

19 :p

[WildIrish]

Damnit! I'm only at 11!

[Aqua]

IF we ever get those pics of Tess that were promised (tied up) I'll probably be up 10 more in one day. :p

[WildIrish]

IF we ever get those pics of Tess that were promised (tied up) I'll probably be up 10 more in one day. :p


That poor stall! I picture the thing falling apart and flying through the air like a scene from Twister! :yikes: LEFT.....RIGHT.....DUCK!!!!!!

[Aqua]

LMFAO!! :grin:

[WildIrish]

OMG!!! It's brilliant! "Twister 2...Here It Cums Again!" ha ha

[WildIrish]

14 :D

[Belial]

25 :d

[Aqua]

Damn Belial... you're going to injure yourself. :p

20

[Aqua]

21 :d

[Kaelynn]

Yup :D

I'm up to 17, but I finish the month about 15 hours before you..think you can beat me? ;)

Oh Hun... is that a challenge....?

22

[wyndhy]

oooo, i'm in a slump :p ...14

[Aqua]

What do we need to do to lift you out of it? ;)

[Lilith]

5 :D :D :D :D :D

[wyndhy]

What do we need to do to lift you out of it? ;)
babysit my kids for a week :grin:

[WildIrish]

mmmmmmmmmmm 15

I'm sleepy now!

[Aqua]

22 :D

Naptime... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Lilith]

are you 2 sleeping together?

[Aqua]

Why?


















































Wanna watch? :p

[Lilith]

no I'll give you 2 some privacy ;)

[WildIrish]

We're selling it on pay-per-view. :D

[sodaklostsoul]

Dang I'm too broke to pay-per-view......can we take it out in trade. :D

[wyndhy]

LOL^^^

i loooove "shower time".........15

[Aqua]

Dang I'm too broke to pay-per-view......can we take it out in trade. :D
He said pay-per-view BUT he never said payment had to be cash... ;)

:nopics:

:p

Oh, and 24. (Would be 25, but Mrs. Aqua decided she would wake up enough to play last night. Gotta be the first time in my life I wished she would fall asleep! :p )

[Belial]

27 :)

[Kaelynn]

26... I'm catchin' up Belial... look out...

[sodaklostsoul]

He said pay-per-view BUT he never said payment had to be cash... ;)

:nopics:

:p

Oh, and 24. (Would be 25, but Mrs. Aqua decided she would wake up enough to play last night. Gotta be the first time in my life I wished she would fall asleep! :p )
Did you say pics!!! I got one for ya!!!!

[Aqua]

Woot!! :slurp:

[Aqua]

And we have #25... :D

[sodaklostsoul]

:line:

[Belial]

28 :d

[Lost]

well damn, i didnt see this thread till now so I havent counted, but isnce i dont work and sit on the computer all day i average 1 to 3 times a day *shrugs*
but if we was counting the hours spent i would probably be in the top 2, i like to make it last...... so i spend sometimes 4-6 hours, luckily i'm ambidextrous, hehe

[Belial]

29 :)

[wyndhy]

nothing to report here....all quiet on the southern front :D

[Aqua]

26... damn, had to work for that one. :p

[wyndhy]

i think it's an omen
you need to CHILL :p






:D

[Lilith]

26... damn, had to work for that one. :p
you know what they say...all work and no play makes aqua...ummm so if this is becoming work, what is play?

[Aqua]

Come on over and I'll show you... ;) :D

[Belial]

31 :)

[Belial]

32 :p

[wyndhy]

:faint:

[Belial]

33 :)

Kaelynn? :P

[maddy]

I won't even post my pathetic number... but i'm coming outta the hut and feeling strong urges ;)

[cowgirltease]

well I know damn well I'll lose this one. I've only done it once this month. :(
Anyone wanna trip my trigger? :p

[BIBI]

Belial, your gonna wear it down to a mere pimple...;)

[BIBI]

well I know damn well I'll lose this one. I've only done it once this month. :(
Anyone wanna trip my trigger? :p

CGT....I would never trip your horse Trigger. That's just not nice! ;)

[cowgirltease]

Goofy woman. :D

[BIBI]

Goofy woman. :D

Alas...it takes one to know one! ;)

[sodaklostsoul]

You all help to make my day!!!!! :rofl:

[Belial]

36 :halo:

[Mercury_Maniac]

sorry i don't count......but i bet i'm beating all of you....or out beating :jester:

[Kaelynn]

Belial Holy Hell... I'm not sure I can catch ya... but I bet I can...

34

[Belial]

37

[Aqua]

Current tally... 29

[wyndhy]

^^^tally wacker tally LMAO

[WildIrish]

17 and a half! :D

[Aqua]

'and a half'?!? double you tee eff??

And an even 30.

[WildIrish]

I'm taking half a point for walking around hard all day! I think I've earned it. lmfao

[Steph]

The local gay weekly had an article on Masturbation Month and included some fast facts:

-Animals observed jerking off in captivity include chimps and bonobos, our closest relatives, as well as dolphins and porcupines
-Elephants have been observed using their trunks to get off (I AM JEALOUS!)
-Vibrators were originally invented to treat hysteria
-According to ancient Greek myth, the god Hermes invented masturbation

[scottb7]

I'm probably at about 30 for the month and I'm up for another session right about now. ;)

[Lilith]

The local gay weekly had an article on Masturbation Month and included some fast facts:

-Animals observed jerking off in captivity include chimps and bonobos, our closest relatives, as well as dolphins and porcupines
-Elephants have been observed using their trunks to get off (I AM JEALOUS!)
-Vibrators were originally invented to treat hysteria
-According to ancient Greek myth, the god Hermes invented masturbation
LOL Kim...our founder once gave me a video of chimps whacking off taken while on a vacation :p

[WildIrish]

-Vibrators were originally invented to treat hysteria




Obviously they didn't quite think it through enough. The batteries that run said vibrators CREATE hysteria at the time when treatment is needed the most! :rolleyes2


Um...so I hear. :D

[Steph]

LOL Kim...our founder once gave me a video of chimps whacking off taken while on a vacation :p

Do you still have that vid? It's for, um, WI. Yesssss, that's right. WildIrish wants to see it.

[Aqua]

Do you still have that vid? It's for, um, WI. Yesssss, that's right. WildIrish wants to see it.
There's no doubt in my mind. :p

[Lilith]

lol I'll have to look... it was a million years ago

[wyndhy]

i think i see a frenzie of forwarded emails looming :D

[Kaelynn]

42...

Belial?

[scottb7]

31 for me so far :D

[osuche]

once. :( But it's been a hectic month. :)

[Belial]

42...

Belial?


39


I think you need help ;)

:hump: :d:

[Kaelynn]

Hahahaha... I knew I would catch you!!!

I don't know if I should celebrate or be ashamed of myself... hmm... tough call
:boobs:

[WildIrish]

Do you still have that vid? It's for, um, WI. Yesssss, that's right. WildIrish wants to see it.



I thought PF was the resident "wacking off monkey" fan. :confused:










Oh wait, he prefers "flying monkeys". Sorry...my bad. :D

[Steph]

I don't know if I should celebrate or be ashamed of myself... hmm... tough call :boobs:

Celebrate! When PF told me about this thread when I was computerless, I assumed a guy would be in the lead. Let's celebrate rampant female masturbation! Go Kaelynn!!! WOOT!

[WildIrish]

20 :D


Remind me to never beat someone to death with my keyboard.

[scottb7]

33 for me

[WildIrish]

21

[Aqua]

34

[WildIrish]

:corn:


22 :D

[Cindy Kim]

28, about to start on 29

[Kaelynn]

God I'm ashamed of myself.... 46...

[Cindy Kim]

having difficulty typing with one hand, but Kaelynn's set the bar high, so I gotta catch up!

[Cindy Kim]

29 and 30 done. feeling highly motivated today :D

[Kaelynn]

Don't forget to take your half hour break Cindy... ;) :hug:

[Cindy Kim]

That's why I'm surfing Pixies...rest, regroup, and come up with some new fantasies. :D

[AngelicVampires]

Should I be concerned that my roomie is so....so....energetic? lol :dizzy:

[WildIrish]

Should I be concerned that my roomie is so....so....energetic? lol :dizzy:

When she stops to take a break...she's gonna be pretty hungry! :grin:

[RandyGal]

*watching this thread with great interest*


Has anyone set up a lottery yet? Who's the current lead? *pervy snicker*

[AngelicVampires]

Lol, I think my roomie is in the lead so far....I don't know whether to be concerned or in awe, lol. :eek:

[wyndhy]

i'm pretty sure i'm going backwards now :p

[Belial]

41

[Belial]

42

[Loulabelle]

I'm still pretty sure I'm winning this comp, but I've not been keeping a strict count.

Oh well, I never was the competitive sort.

[WildIrish]

woo hoo!!!!!



24! I made it to more than half of the current leader! lmfao

[Kaelynn]

48... Damn I need someone to help relieve this pent up energy... ;)

[Aqua]

35 :D

Thanks Lou ;)

[Lilith]

6 and still tingling ;)

[Aqua]

Ooooooooooooooooo ^^^

Tingling is good! ;)

[Kaelynn]

The best is when I do it till my legs can't stop shaking on their own and my can feel the tingles from my head to my lil toes... :drool:

[scottb7]

35 for me

[Cindy Kim]

32...falling off the pace. Excuse me while go achieve 33...

[Mercury_Maniac]

48... Damn I need someone to help relieve this pent up energy... ;)




oh you bet! I would if i could!

[WildIrish]

/me lurvs :boobs:


25

[scottb7]

working on 36 right now :D

[Aqua]

36 in the bank... well, not quite a bank. :p

[scottb7]

37 now :D

[Cindy Kim]

35, thinking about 36.

There's going to be an epidimic of people presenting to the ER with chafed bits!

:D

[WildIrish]

There's going to be an epidimic of people presenting to the ER with chafed bits!

:D



To say nothing of the bruised kibbles!

[Aqua]

37

[Cindy Kim]

Tied you!

Now tie me :hot:

[osuche]

Still at 1 :(

[Belial]

46

[Kaelynn]

51 ladies and gents... I'm finally slowing down... hahaha

Maybe this weekend I'll find a lil' :hump:

Oh and Mercury... :drool: Bring it...

[Cindy Kim]

39, trying hard to catch up with Kaelynn, without much luck.

But number 38 was particularly fun - observed by my bf, hee hee. :wiggles:

[1nutworld]

I missed what this thread was about, so I've kinda had to go back and recall the early days.....but I'm at 42 for the moment.


osuche, maybe its good that you're only at 1 ?? Cause it means you've not NEEDED the self gratification? ( :hump: )???

[Cindy Kim]

Really, on this thread being lowest is probably the best!

[scottb7]

39 now

[campingboy]

I have been sick, but even in a good month I'm no where near these numbers. Take Aqua's count, divide it in half and then take the square root of that and that will be about right for me.

[Cindy Kim]

Campingboy, either you're having plenty of sex or you just need to jack off more!

40...probably still falling off the pace, but I'm doing what I can!

[Lilith]

7 with an audience ;)

[WildIrish]

Friday night, Saturday morning, Saturday night, Sunday night!


29 :D


Tried Saturday afternoon...but Mrs. WI came home! :mad:

[Kaelynn]

55, Your starting to catch me Cindy... keep up the exciting work! ;)

[Cindy Kim]

Not even close to catching you, sweetie! I'm at 42 as of this morning, but all I see is your backside way ahead of me. I love the view, but I'd sure like see it a little closer :drool:

As always, of course, Lilith quietly inspires with her 7 observed. :hot:

[Aqua]

Somehow I only managed 3 over the weekend... *shrugs*

Well, actually it was just 2 with #3 happening this morning. :p

40

[blkcat]

Had a very good one last night whilst reading a birthday story

[Cindy Kim]

Happy birthday! ;)

[blkcat]

I thank you :drool: :drool: young lady

[Cindy Kim]

43, thanks to the last 1/2 hour in sex games, followed by about 5 minutes out of sex games (thanks Kaelynn and blkcat)

[blkcat]

Your very welcum Cindy,if you need any extra stimulation that's what i'm here for

[Aqua]

41 :D

[scottb7]

41

[1nutworld]

7 with an audience ;)

I just happen to wonder what it takes to be so lucky to have been there for that.

[Aqua]

42

And I was thinking the same thing Nutworld... ;)

[Lilith]

42

... ;)
so was it the answer to everything????

[Aqua]

Nope, Lil... I need to do more research. Care to be my assistant? ;)

[Lilith]

emphasis on the ass part right?

[Kaelynn]

59... the only thing that is a continuous state of enjoyability...

[blkcat]

can i help you get to 60 :drool:

[1nutworld]

Well. I made it up to 48 now, and it became the best one, thanks to a certain member, who's just a BIT south of me.

:x:

[Aqua]

emphasis on the ass part right?
Nothing gets by you does it... :p ;)

[wyndhy]

+2
17, i think

[Cindy Kim]

45, both this morning.

What is good in life, Conan?

Waking up horny, playing with yourself, and orgasming!

Kaelynn, sweetie, you need to hit 80 by the end of the month! If you need any help, I know a bevy of volunteers! ;)

[Aqua]

43!