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PantyFanatic
04-28-2005, 10:57 PM
NOTE~
:rant: ahead


By sheer chance I happen to work with numbers and attempt to comprehend the reality of their significance beyond the ten digits I’m trying to type this message with. As the members who have actively posted to the One Million thread can attest, slightly larger numbers become mind boggling. With all the different forms of making an entry to that thread, by the many people who have come and gone from the “active” players list, we have just over 50,000 posts at almost exactly two years of activity. At the current posting rate, we will complete the stated task in about another 37.4 years.:eek: ……..That’s right! With all the admirable work and enthusiasm, 50,000 is still only 5% of 1,000,000. The other 95% of the goal is still in front of us.:(

You can see, first hand, that numbers are not a convention that go along with the will of the crowd or take on new value with use. They obey laws that are constant realities that are ABSOLUTE! When the mind of man is incapable of truly understanding the magnitude of a subject, we are clever enough to do what we call “abstract thinking” to be able to theorize what “may” be or “could” be. A short distance down the road from the concept of the ten digits ant the end of our arms and in front of our face, numbers begin to fade into the abstract………….. but they DO obey the laws and ARE constant.

We are seeing, that regardless of how well your catalytic converter works, 6.4 billion life forms of our nature is more that this planet can sustain.:yikes: Even when a minority is consuming the majority of the resources and producing the majority of the pollution, it’s having major issues. As the balance of demand evens up and produces the equal consequence, no technology or miracle or “something will happen” will change the effect of the increasing numbers.

:box:
When authorities talk about dealing with a “TRILLION” anything, they are talking ABSTRACT. Something beyond comprehension.

If you started a business in the year 1 AD and lost $1,000,000 a day, (that’s right folks, a million dollars per DAY) ….every day, …..including weekends and holidays, …you will not lose a trillion dollars [1,000,000,000,000 (10^12) ] for another 734 years, …until the year 2739 AD. That how much a trillion is. Even St. Carl (Sagan ;) )only talked about “billions and billions”.

When somebody makes statements, passes laws that you and all your decedents will live by, make edicts that effect you life, they are talking out of their PAPER ASSHOLE!! They are completely out of touch with any reality in this world. They are totally FUCKING CLUELESS!!! It may be out of utter ignorant stupidity, but it is meaningless.




…. So cheer up people. :) It’s all smoke and mirrors.:D A fucking joke! :grin:

*As you were* ;)

sodaklostsoul
04-29-2005, 12:04 AM
Um....is the answer 42?

osuche
04-29-2005, 12:44 AM
Hmmmm....can we stone George Bush and cut the deficit at the same time?

IAKaraokeGirl
04-29-2005, 01:00 AM
Are we in an episode of "The Twilight Zone?"

FallenAngel5
04-29-2005, 01:01 AM
I'm going to second osuche's recommendation.

lizzardbits
04-29-2005, 01:07 AM
I voted for Mickey Mouse.....waste of a vote, but then, so are some politicians...

btw, i got to be the lucky 50,000 poster on that thread....it took forever to get there, not one of my favorite games..

*returns head into the clouds*

TinTennessee
04-29-2005, 01:57 AM
oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, twoooooooooooooo, threeeeeeeeeeeee....lol

lizzardbits
04-29-2005, 02:02 AM
"Vone, Vone dollar bill, two, two dollar bills, thauh-ree dollar bills! AH AH AH AHHH!!
Thauh-ree beee-you-tiful dollar bills!"

Lilith
04-29-2005, 04:53 AM
Cookie Monster can't have cookies and pretty soon they are going to realize that The Count has OCD and won't let him count anymore :(

Belial
04-29-2005, 06:04 AM
Yep, and Oscar will be persona non grata until he stops being so anti-social :( *marches with the Right To Grouch-ers*

MilkToast
04-29-2005, 06:28 AM
Cookie Monster can't have cookies and pretty soon they are going to realize that The Count has OCD and won't let him count anymore :(
Heck, the already messed with that character... last few times I watched the show I noticed that there's no thunder and lightning when he gets to the number!

dicksbro
04-29-2005, 06:28 AM
I think I feel better already. :spin:

PantyFanatic
04-29-2005, 08:22 AM
Boy............I need to get out more.
:line:That felt SO good.:D




You weren’t suppose to tell the answer so soon SODA. :rofl:

Wouldn’t that be a single event, OSCHE? :confused:

The reality of the flashback is what happened IAKG……….. or was it the HOT FLASH that avatar gives me?

I’m afraid two still isn’t a majority Angle15. :(
I voted for Mickey Mouse.....
……… and he won, Lizz! :wobble:

Somebody we know and think is innocent. That’s the way it always starts, TT.

I think the cabinet room is at Burt & Ernie’s house. Lil.

Didn’t the puppet, Aunt Condi Tom, replace Oscar, Belial? ………….. or did he just change his name to Donnie? :confused:

Not to worry MilkToast.:) There’ll be lots of thunder and lightning when these characters get done with the numbers. :rofl:

Me too db. … me too! :D


DISCLAIMER-
All above statements are opinions. All numbers are fact!





*runs off to patent the BullShit Release valve.*

WildIrish
04-29-2005, 08:39 AM
Am I the only one that thought of boobs during that rant?

dreamgurl
04-29-2005, 09:44 AM
Ouchies, that should come with a warrning PF...........Do not read or attempt to read this before noon.

wyndhy
04-29-2005, 10:49 AM
Am I the only one that thought of boobs during that rant?
nope....it was all those zeros. if you separate out two and put dots in the middle they look just like (.)(.)'s :dizzy:
duuuuuude...life is like...totally cra-a-azy...ya know?
kooky, baby, kooky.

sodaklostsoul
04-29-2005, 12:10 PM
You mean you saw these :boobs:

Oldfart
04-29-2005, 12:17 PM
WI,

Didn't everybody?

Aqua
04-29-2005, 12:54 PM
oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, twoooooooooooooo, threeeeeeeeeeeee....lol
CRUNCH!
You just got to the center of a tootsie pop! :grin:

jay-t
04-29-2005, 04:59 PM
PF you need to take a deep breath exhale slowly
you should not watch the BUSH Cartoon Network right after dinner, its not good for the digestion!
what you need is the tag on the front of my truck
"when I was a child I was told ANYone could become president"
NOW I BELIEVE IT!

Belial
04-30-2005, 11:58 PM
PF you need to take a deep breath exhale slowly
you should not watch the BUSH Cartoon Network right after dinner, its not good for the digestion!
what you need is the tag on the front of my truck
"when I was a child I was told ANYone could become president"
NOW I BELIEVE IT!

Hehe I saw that one in a Bill Hicks routine from the late '80s just after Bush the Elder got in:

"When I heard anybody could be president, I didn't know what the fuck that meant until this year.....annnnnybody.....a body of water.....a dead body"

Teddy Bear
05-01-2005, 12:33 PM
*can't think of anything to say so just waves to the other pixies* :)

scotzoidman
05-02-2005, 08:16 AM
Uhhhh, yeh...
...somebody pass the joint over to PF...

...I think I just had a Deep Thought...