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PantyFanatic
03-28-2005, 12:23 PM
I see Maxwell Smart is alive and living in OZ. :rolleyes2
You just don’t want to mess with Aussie Customs (http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=8013670&src=eDialog/GetContent).
(and I thought they were smart enough to NOT learn from the US. :( )
Perhaps Jim Carden could explain it away by just saying “Well, you stopped in Queensland”
:grin:
Sharni
03-28-2005, 03:29 PM
And whats wrong with making him remove his shoes?
Complaint to Govenment.......Our country our bloody rules...
Bet he'd be the first to bitch if someone smuggled something onto his plane in their shoes and blew the damn thing up
PF ~ Whats that got ta do with learning from the US?
cherrypie7788
03-28-2005, 03:35 PM
And who the hell is Maxwell Smart? lol
jseal
03-28-2005, 05:18 PM
And who the hell is Maxwell Smart? lol
Ouch!
cherrypie7788
03-28-2005, 06:08 PM
If you know who he is, jseal, please enlighten me :)
:rolleyes2 In other words, I was JOKING.
BigBear57
03-28-2005, 07:34 PM
As if I needed another reminder I'm old. LMAO
Oldfart
03-28-2005, 07:34 PM
On out trip to the states in '03, 9 of 25 on a guided tour were randomly selected by some
homeland protection computer for full checks. These checks included taking our shoes off
so they could be inspected separately, the soles of our feet were patted down and everything
in our carry-on baggage was individually checked and opened.
These inspections occurred each time we boarded an aircraft, same nine, same line, "but it's just a random check sir."
We were checked a total of 14 times, and each time it was a random search.
Never did work out who it was that alerted them to Oldfart bin Travelling and his associates.
Sharni
03-29-2005, 06:35 AM
LMFAO@Oldfart bin Travelling
Lilith
03-29-2005, 06:47 AM
On out trip to the states in '03, 9 of 25 on a guided tour were randomly selected by some
homeland protection computer for full checks. These checks included taking our shoes off
so they could be inspected separately, the soles of our feet were patted down and everything
in our carry-on baggage was individually checked and opened.
These inspections occurred each time we boarded an aircraft, same nine, same line, "but it's just a random check sir."
We were checked a total of 14 times, and each time it was a random search.
Never did work out who it was that alerted them to Oldfart bin Travelling and his associates.
Funny...you didn't fall for it when I told you to remove your pants so I could look for contraband ;)
Oldfart
03-29-2005, 07:22 AM
I did so.
It's just when I did you were back at the Saturn 5 Museum hiding from me.
Lilith
03-29-2005, 04:08 PM
I meant to ask..."was that a rocket in your pocket or were you just happy to see me?"
cowgirltease
03-29-2005, 04:51 PM
And who the hell is Maxwell Smart? lol
Oh my God!!!!!!!!!! I am getting old!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
dicksbro
03-29-2005, 05:11 PM
Would you believe ... one of the requirements for US inspectors is to have a foot fetish, OldFart?
:grin:
Scarecrow
03-29-2005, 06:10 PM
Send in agent 99, or should that be agent 69
Master Scribe
03-29-2005, 06:52 PM
Dayum Scarecrow stole my line !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Oldfart
03-29-2005, 08:23 PM
Lil
Yes.
Dicksbro
Apparently so. If they're no good, do they get the boot?
kathy1
03-30-2005, 06:10 AM
And whats wrong with making him remove his shoes?
Complaint to Govenment.......Our country our bloody rules...
I agree, Sharni!!!! And as it should be too.....and personally, since i'll be in the neighborhood, i rather like it!!!
Belial
03-30-2005, 06:28 AM
I agree with Sharni. Still, I'm not holding my breath waiting for it to happen to the Queen.
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