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Master Scribe
03-12-2005, 03:13 PM
Ladies have you ever had one of those day's???

Probably came after one of those great nights right????

Well here is a list of this that may help...




21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT...


1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it, too.

4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.

6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher..

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.

15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing)
and take a quick nap.

19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.

21. I start believing that everyone in the room wants to see my boobs.

Now, please don't get me wrong but I do believe that "One of those days" can easily be caused by not heeding the above list...






Master Scribe
aka Robert




PS please let me add Number 22......

It is time to call it a night when you realize that the place you are is not the place you thought it was and the guy beside you is really not the guy you thought you were going home with...........

TinTennessee
03-12-2005, 03:39 PM
Number 2 and 3 sound oddly familiar from my younger days! :rofl:

Lilith
03-12-2005, 06:11 PM
actually I think I need more days like those :D

MilkToast
03-12-2005, 07:37 PM
actually I think I need more days like those :D
sounds like I hear Mudslides calling out in the distance.... :p

flutelady
03-12-2005, 07:56 PM
Man oh man....


#s 1, 4, 6, 8, 10, 11, and 15... well... let's just say I can relate to them from some point in my distant and/or not so distant past... *shakes head*