Any additions?

[PantyFanatic]

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous
staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone
gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the
burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.

The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had
to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured
the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven
minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten
List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went
very well for everyone.

The top ten were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker! upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your penis….. This is your penis on drugs!


Any additions? ;)

[Lilith]

Just do it;)

[PantyFanatic]

Can you feel me now? :rolleyes2

[BIBI]

Viagra....

The difference between Viagra and Niagra.....Niagra Falls

[texascubfan]

Viagra....This isn't your father's Oldsmobile!

Viagra....Where's the beef?!

Viagra....(sung) Anticipation! Anticipa-a-tion, it's making me wait! It's keeping me wa-a-a-a-aiting. (the old ketchup commercial for the 70's)

and the number one re-used ad campaign for Viagra.........

Viagra, It keeps going, and going, and going.....
(enrgizer bunny commercial)

[osuche]

Viagra.....finger lickin' good. :spin:

[Lilith]

Have it your way!

[fzzy]

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking?

[PantyFanatic]

Viagra! It’s not just for breakfast anymore. :D

[dicksbro]

Viagra ... when you've got the blues

[Mercury_Maniac]

Viagra.....put a score back in your game!

[Vicious Tease]

Play hard!

Taste the difference. (???)

Break me off a piece of that .... (well, maybe on HBO)

The ride of your life!

The breakfast of champions.

Let the good times roll.

[wyndhy]

:grin:

viagra...love the skin you're in.
viagra...betchya can't eat just one
viagra...beef! it's what's for dinner
viagra...we bring good things to living, we bring good things to life. (<---that one might date me a bit :p )

[BigBear57]

Viagra... Fix-a-Flat for your weenie.

Viagra... when you care enough to give the very best.

Viagra... take her breath away.

[rockintime]

It’s what’s up front that counts. (Winston Cigarettes)

I'm a pecker, he's a pecker, they’re a pepper, we're a pecker; wouldn't you like to be a pecker too? (with apologies to Dr. Pepper)

V-I-A-G-R-A, Viagra makes the very best, haaaard-onnnnnns. (Nestles, mia culpa)

[PantyFanatic]

...viagra...we bring good things to living, we bring good things to life. (<---that one might date me a bit :p )
You want dated, Wyhdhy? :roflmao

Viagra ~ Better living thru chemistry

[cowgirltease]

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous
staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone
gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the
burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.

The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had
to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured
the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven
minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten
List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went
very well for everyone.

The top ten were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker! upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your penis….. This is your penis on drugs!


Any additions? ;)
I wanna see the pics that went with the slogans. :D

[wyndhy]

You want dated, Wyhdhy? :roflmao

Viagra ~ Better living thru chemistry

LMAO. dow chemicals?

i thought you were going to say…viagra-urg ughing yug uggs uggo
translation: for making your meat hot--a rock-engraved ad for fire :p :D

[osuche]

Viagra...we make the things that make things work (old BASF commercial)

[1nutworld]

Viagra...we make the things that make things work (old BASF commercial)


:rofl:

Great one osuche!! wish I'd thought of it.

[sodaklostsoul]

When you need help, Viagra is there.