i'm new here

[f*ckme619]

hi, i'm new here. i'm a woman, 22, bisexual (btw this does not mean i want to have a threesome with your jock ass, so don't even try)
what i'm interested in: getting off, basically. so send me something that might get me off, and i may return the favor. :)
post me a message here, or e-mail me at [email protected]
i'm wet, horny, and impatient.

[Loulabelle]

Sorry, I'm not quite sure which 'jock ass' you're referring to. In fact, I'm not sure if there are any 'jock asses' here at all. If so they're all chained up in Lilith's dungeon and are unavailable for comment.

If you're prepared to be a little more patient, I'm sure you'll find that the people here are all far more cerebral than you might expect, but your attitude may prevent you from finding that out.

Welcome to Pixies....you are now on the love train, so chill, sister, chill.


(((((((hugs))))))))

Lou
x

[WildIrish]

Sorry, I'm not quite sure which 'jock ass' you're referring to.


I think that's Aqua.


Oh wait, I'm sorry...I thought that said "ass jockey". :D

[wyndhy]

... and impatient.
i'll say. :D welcome, hope you find something that might get ya off. an' quick! before you do something crazy. :D

[Sharni]

I think that's Aqua.


Oh wait, I'm sorry...I thought that said "ass jockey". :D
LMFAO

You crack me up!

[boilergirl1]

take a look around the place before you go making demands there are good folks here if you give us a chance if not then it's your loss

[TinTennessee]

I would also like to say welcome to Pixies. Let me just repeat what most have already said...if you hang around here long enough and get to know us, you will realize that Pixies is unlike any other place you have ever been on the web. We are not a "porn" site, but a friendly, caring, emotional and, yes, sexy, community. If, as Loulabelle said, you will be patient and chill and if you have any desire to, you will find that out for yourself.

[Scarecrow]

Mmmmmmmmm Lil let me.. mmmmmmmmmm

[Cheyanne]

LOL!! ^^^^^^^ not sure what that is, but Welcome to Pixies!!! :D

[cowgirltease]

hi, i'm new here. i'm a woman, 22, bisexual (btw this does not mean i want to have a threesome with your jock ass, so don't even try)
what i'm interested in: getting off, basically. so send me something that might get me off, and i may return the favor. :)
post me a message here, or e-mail me at [email protected]
i'm wet, horny, and impatient.


Why don't you make us all feel like a bunch of used hoes? Why don't you say somethin nice and we just MIGHT chat? :rolleyes2
Who the hell do you think you are?
We don't go for crap like this lady! Show some respect!

[rockintime]

i'm wet, horny, and impatient.

Hmmmm...well 2 out of 3 ain't bad! :D

[Sharni]

Welcome to Pixies

[Mark Vieth]

Well hi there. I don't want to rain on your parade here, but with an attitude like that you will find that people will turn their back on you very quickly in here.

I had a rather rough entrance and I was quickly put on the right track. I also think that you will find that there are no "jocks" here. If you come into a site expecting the worst then that is what you will recieve. Pixies isn't just a porn site. It's a community that is both: warm and friendly, harsh but fair, and advice comes in many different forms. Some good, bad, ugly, and also very funny.

If you want to get flamed quickly, then continue this attitude of yours and it will be your loss not ours. If you want to get people to know the true you then I suggest that you make the correct adjustments otherwise don't complain when they burn you down.

[fzzy]

I guess I just have to laugh here ... I always figure if I don't know what it means, it must not apply to me .... :) I have to say, I don't have a clue what it means to be a "jock ass" ... but since I'm not bi I'll just say welcome to Pixies ... there are a lot of different types of people in the pixies group (almost all of them accepting and generous to a fault) and I hope you find what you are looking for.

[Teddy Bear]

WELCOME TO PIXIES!

Have a look around, it's a nice place.

You may even find what you're looking for.

[Lilith]

Welcome!

[dicksbro]

I have to say, I don't have a clue what it means to be a "jock ass"

Hee hee ... I don't know either but I'll make up a definition ...

Jock ass ... a butt-in-ski


Just teasing. LOL

Seriously ... welcome to Pixies f*ckme619

[Pita]

:wave: Welcome to Pixies


DB very funny! :grin:

[fzzy]

LOL at DB! :)

[wyndhy]

what it means to be a "jock ass" ... .

i think she's just using it as a derogatory term for guy. maybe.

[LixyChick]

Ut oh! Late again..as usual. Um...yeah...well, Welcum to Pixies (I think)!

*rubs butt as door hits me in the ass upon exit*

[BIBI]

:bite: ......being a good BIBI and biting my tongue!

Welcome

[boilergirl1]

er i jsut re-read my post and realized somethign i forgot the hey nice to meetcha and welcum to pixies part, shame on my manners. sooooo....
HI IT NICE TO MEET YOU AND WELCUM TO PIXIELAND!!! heeheehee

am a bit bi curious too

[osuche]

Welcome to Pixes. I am (mostly) herterosexual, so this is just a friendly welcome. :)

[kathy1]

*^^^^^ looks at osuche's cute lil butt and thinks >>> damnit damnit damnit, just my luck* :wobble:


welcome to the playground, f*ckme619.....be nice or you won't get a gold star in "plays well with others".....here, let a bitchy premenopausal old redneck buy ya a beer and give you a chance to relax and have a lil fun here :cheers: ...... this really is like no other place you will ever come across

[denny]

Three most wonderful qualities in a female! Welcome.

[Stolen Kisses]

Welcome to Pixies :)

[kathy1]

Three most wonderful qualities in a female! Welcome.

you like bitchy, premenopausal and old?????.....geez!!! :rofl: