Jupiter is a strange and disturbed little man.

[Galatea]

I've decided to keep a top 3 list of the best random Jupiter quotes of the day. You can't make these things up folks.....


3. "my mom goes clay is ugly but those boys look like freaks" -DG

2. "wow that was one fantastic ping! i'm no longer a ping virgin" -rockintime























And the best quote of the day award goes to Chey.

1. "hold onto your boob and just shake your nipple.. that will work"

[Aqua]

LMAO... I thought about posting that one too!

[boilergirl1]

t f-----in funny i fell out of my giggling hysterically, ok i didn't, had a good laugh anyway.

[Cheyanne]

OMG.. lmao!!!

We were doing the chat Hokey Pokey!!! LOL (I guess you had to be there... ) :D

[cowgirltease]

Be verrrry careful what u say in there. :D

[dicksbro]

LOL. :grin:

[dreamgurl]

Oh lord :grin: at least i won something lol

[gekkogecko]

Jupiter is a strange and disturbed little man.

And...?

[TinTennessee]

I liked when Chey said..."ya put your right boob in, you take your right boob out and shake it all about"...She is such a trip and I'm so glad I got to know her :hug:

[Cheyanne]

^^^^^^^^^ LOL... and I was NOT drunk! :D Same here TT.. :D

[lizzardbits]

Be verrrry careful what u say in there. :D


yeah, Yikes!! i got caught saying something, but it had all of my chat friends just rolling! gawd!

[Galatea]

3. "she got 10 inches cut off tonight" -Kadiya

2. "yeah he's got a lady in spikes i'd love to have" -cowgirltease








































1."boo hoo, my cock hasn't been played with for a while" -lizzardbits ((wtf???))

[TinTennessee]

omg...roflmao

[Cheyanne]

LMAO!!! I went to bed too early!!!

[TinTennessee]

Chey..I expect payment for not posting what I thought the quote of the day would be.....oh and I got a new bra (inside joke) roflmao

[Cheyanne]

^^^ LOL - so much for your girl scout cookies!!! :D

[sodaklostsoul]

*cough* *cough*

[TinTennessee]

Damn, damn, damn, me and my big mouth! lol

[cowgirltease]

Okay the naughty bitch and the hussy are at it again. LMAO :D

[Galatea]

Today was evidently shit day in the channel.....

3. "who was that masked man lol" -scotz

2. "here we go talking about shit again" -sodaklostsoul

























1. "ya know why shit is tapered?" -Lost (No, Lost. Why IS shit tapered?)


Jupiter has a fetish we didn't know about evidently.

[Cheyanne]

:rofl: This is too funny Galatea!!!

[Sharni]

1. "ya know why shit is tapered?" -Lost (No, Lost. Why IS shit tapered?)

So ya ass cheeks dont clang together when it drops into the bowl

[Scarecrow]

^^^^roflmao

[sodaklostsoul]

Lmao

[Galatea]

Ok, I was almost late on this one. Stats change in less than an hour but here goes today's list:

3. "hey Cobalt, Soda, Chey, and Booger!!! concentrate!!" -Kaelynn

2. "only if you will lick his chest for him DG" -TinTennessee


































1. "I posted today on a couple of those slut games" -muted


Poor newbies.

[Galatea]

3. "and just what do YOU know about pills, boog?" -rockintime

2. "but me here neds to ejaculate sometimes don't I??? LOL" -joys (who also picks up the 'typing with one hand' award)










































1. "I think it's a "womb broom"" -pantyfanatic

Honorable mention to everyone who's quote included a reference to pantyfanatic. Guess we know who the favorite is around these parts.

[TinTennessee]

rofl..I knew PF's "womb broom" comment would make it!

[Vicious Tease]

yeah, "womb broom" still has me giggling today :jester:

[boilergirl1]

lmfao!!!!!

[Galatea]

Anyone care to define it? Is it a period? An abortion? A really good fucking? Anybody know?

[Cheyanne]

LOL... I believe it is what he calls his mustache during oral.. ;)

[TinTennessee]

I believe that is another name for a mustache/beard/goatee. The fact that I know this, has me very worried!

[PantyFanatic]

Womb Broom

[Galatea]

*swoons* :faint:

[Galatea]

3. "bullshit! Bain is so a word!" -Gekko
(Define it?)


2. "god we let it all hang out here don't we?" - sodapopsucker
(If we got it to hang)












1. "so when you have someone over you're not squeezed into a twin?" -JohnD39
(only if you're REALLY lucky) :3:

[osuche]

Womb Broom


HEY!!!!!!!!!! Tht's my LEAFBLOWER!!!!!

[sodaklostsoul]

:rofl:

[Kaelynn]

I am suprized there wasn't more quotes taken during our Cock Ring Toss... damn what a game....

Good times in the chatroom I tell ya what....

[Galatea]

3. "no. I have just fallen asleep. I can dance." -campingboy
(That IS talent. I've heard of sleepwalking, but sleep dancing?)

2. "i believe you have that knackwards" -rockintime
(how do you typo a KN for a B? I hope theres a story behind this one)








































1. "they are only a dime and you get your money back" -booger
(Sounds like some Bourbon St. hookers I've seen)

[Mercury_Maniac]

cool thread! :D


looks like i'll have to get my ass in chat so i can contribute :jester:

[Galatea]

Ok. Had to do a top five today. Are people TRYING to get on my list? :P


5. "a trombone player with a pager" -scotz
(Is this the punchline? "What can blow, vibrate, and make noise at the same time?" :confused: >



4. "well soda it involved cream, custard and raspberries" -MarkV
(SOUNDS LIKE MY KINDA NIGHT! :D )



3. "oh i meant about the child battling" Mercury_Maniac
(Is that like cock fighting?)


2. "I diagrammed the relationship." -Gekkogekko
(They never tought me how to do that in Grammar class. What was the subject/verb/preposition/object of the preposition etc?)





































1. "if a frog had a pogo stick it wouldn't need legs" -rockintime
(If a woman had a vibrator.....)

[rockintime]

It's obvious I'm gonna have to become a bit more bland in chat to avoid being a permanent resident of Galatea's top 3 (or 5)....maybe restrict my responses to "yes" or "no"? :D

By the way, have you ever seen 21 frogs on pogo sticks?

:jump: :jump: :jump:

Well, now you have!

[nikki1979]

^^^^^^LMFAO^^^^^^^^^^

~nikki

[PantyFanatic]

Galatea, this thread is too funny. :D Only problem is that most of us, in the chat room, don’t want to be quoted once, let alone twice. With the typing and spelling skills, available, Booger and I are going to be banned for sure.:yikes:

[sodaklostsoul]

Hey Rock..frogs on pogo sticks would be funny.....but....cocks on pogo sticks would be amazing!!!!!!

[scotzoidman]

Ok. Had to do a top five today. Are people TRYING to get on my list? :P


5. "a trombone player with a pager" -scotz
(Is this the punchline? "What can blow, vibrate, and make noise at the same time?" :confused: >

Yeh, it's the punchline to another musician joke..."The definition of an optimist"...we had a trombone player in the room so I had to say it...

[rockintime]

Hey Rock..frogs on pogo sticks would be funny.....but....cocks on pogo sticks would be amazing!!!!!!

I've been trying to take a picture of just ONE on a pogo stick, but it seems I need a WIDE-angle lens (or maybe I could just take a series of several pictures and paste them together so you'd get the FULL effect). :grin:

Oh hell, posting is much to EXTENDED and getting just too LENGTHY. :D

[sodaklostsoul]

I've been trying to take a picture of just ONE on a pogo stick, but it seems I need a WIDE-angle lens (or maybe I could just take a series of several pictures and paste them together so you'd get the FULL effect). :grin:

Oh hell, posting is much to EXTENDED and getting just too LENGTHY. :D

LMAO.....posting.....ya right Rock!!!

[Galatea]

I have 2 hypotheses: 1. Either folks were chatting while their parents were sitting behind them, or 2. People are becoming more guarded in what they say. Today was a dud. But I'm not breaking the chain.

On to todays top 3.

3. "either that or I am going thru teenage years again." -Chey
(what I wouldn't give, girl)

2. "well it's me and you boggerface" -DG
(no comment)
























1. "Well.. might not be so bad if it were only used as a bed." -Aquaman
(*doesn't know what he's talking about but raises her hand and volunteers anyway.*)

Honorable mention goes to the most shockingly boring quote of the day:

"sorry Mark..discussing income taxes" -masterscribe
(come ON people!!! SEX forum.....TAXES?!?!)

[Aqua]

Uhm... I have no idea what I was talking about. :rolleyes2

:p

[rockintime]

I have 2 hypotheses: 1. Either folks were chatting while their parents were sitting behind them, or 2. People are becoming more guarded in what they say. Today was a dud.

"sorry Mark..discussing income taxes" -masterscribe
(come ON people!!! SEX forum.....TAXES?!?!)

We rewired Jup yesterday in chat...he's now a BIT dyslexic, so now to him:

"taxes" is "sex at"
"in-come" is "cum in"
"dis-cuss-ing" is "suc(k) Sid in"
"Mark" is "kram"
"sorry" is "yrros" (or eros is our language")

So Jup thought that was one helluva interesting quote.

[rockintime]

I have 2 hypotheses: 1. Either folks were chatting while their parents were sitting behind them, or 2. People are becoming more guarded in what they say. Today was a dud.

And from yesterday's quotes as well:

"Hi folks"---Galatea

[Galatea]

3. "did you have prior stomach coating? lol" -TinTennessee
(ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)


2. "but wouldn't he(it) want a girl that wanted a man ?" -pantyfanatic
('(it)'?)























1. "but i suppose i'm gonna make like a Dick and Header :D" -Mercury_Maniac
(Not really sure what this means but....okay.)

[Mercury_Maniac]

1. "but i suppose i'm gonna make like a Dick and Header :D" -Mercury_Maniac
(Not really sure what this means but....okay.)



ha ha ha.


it means the same thing as make like a tree and leave :D

[Mercury_Maniac]

is this thread dead?

there was some pretty decent stuff on the last update

[Kaelynn]

I hope it's not... I really like it!!!

[BIBI]

sooo.......where does one go to see what this little Jupiter thingy has to say :)

[PantyFanatic]

Yes. Is there a way to get to the stats and quotes, other than thru the chat room?

[scotzoidman]

http://www.dynastynet.net/stats.php?channel=pixies-place

I hesitate to give PF another source for stats, but...

[wyndhy]

i think on the chat page... www.pixies-place.com/chat ...that one... there is a link to the stats

[BIBI]

thanks guys :)

[Galatea]

Back from hiatus:

Today must have been self-pleasure day.


3. "maybe your best style is the one hand stroke, walt" -rockintime
(No, don't wait....AND TAKE PICTURES! :nopics: )


2. "i thinks me will creep back out before kaelynn erupts!" -coaster
(mmm....female ejaculation :line: )























1. ""i have an itch to scratch I need assistance!!"" -Kaelynn
(EVERYBODY SING ALONG! YOU KNOW THE WORDS!!!!
Toucha toucha toucha touch me!
I wanna be DIRRRRRRTY!
Heal me, thrill me, fufill me,
Creature O-OF the niiiiiiiiiiiiiight!)
:vamp:

[lizzardbits]

:hair: :hair: :hair: :hair: OOOO i am soooo mad! my quote was "oic" that's it, that's all, after how long winded i was and all i get is "oic" GGGGRRRRRRRR!! Juppy--you are a stupid bot!

[Galatea]

Only 12 to choose from??? Where WAS everybody last night?


3. "* TigerTail squeezes Kaelynn's ass" -TigerTail
(next time try /me instead of *. More effective.)

2. "soo... should i or shouldn't i...." -Kaelynn
(is there ever really a time when you shouldn't?)






























1. "it's bad this week....gots pre-pms and it makes it worse" -sodaklostsoul
(okay, I guess this is when you shouldn't)

[lizzardbits]

wooo hooo! I finally got a decent quote!

"do you guys ever get so you can't leave yourselves alone?"

and then i LOVE Mayhem's quote, it made me melt.

"there is only one girl i wanna do that to now"

Mayhem's so sweet :lurv: to me even when i am away.........*Mwah* :x:

[Lilith]

http://www.dynastynet.net/stats/pixies-place.html

lizzardbits...lol....our undeveloped egg stuff made the quotes for us both :p

[lizzardbits]

http://www.dynastynet.net/stats/pixies-place.html

lizzardbits...lol....our undeveloped egg stuff made the quotes for us both :p


I know i saw that and laffed so darn hard!