ChinesePussy
01-14-2005, 02:54 PM
January 14, 2005
Scientists are baffled by a recent discovery during an Independent study conducted by UJ-Labs. While exploring the impacts of dietary habits on sperm count and fertility, scientists discovered a never before seen hormone found within the sperm of one of the study participants, Chinesepussy.
Code named as the "Chinesepussy-BJ" hormone, it has phenomenal benefits such as weight loss, enhanced stamina, cholesterol reducing effects and increased brain cell development, when ingested by females. There is a very obvious and direct link to estrogen hormones in the recipients and the benefits of the semen. Researchers also believe that long term effects will also slow the aging process thereby prolonging the life of recipients.
One facet of the discovery that has scientists puzzled is the impact of exposure to air on the effects of the "Chinesepussy-BJ" hormone. When directly exposed to oxygen, a chemical breakdown occurs within seconds, thereby rendering the effects of the semen useless. If orally ingested with no exposure to air, the benefits are preserved and maximum effects are experienced by recipients in 100% of the lab results.
In an interview with Global Associated News reporters, Chinesepussy said, "this amazing power to heal, improve, and prolong life for women is a blessing from god, and I plan to dedicate my life to providing this miracle to any woman who is willing to drink from my fountain."
Additional studies will be conducted by UJ-Labs, however, preliminary results indicate that this phenomenon is genetic, thereby making Chinesepussy the only known individual on the planet with this amazing gift.
For more information about this story & source details, please visit : Global Associated News -- source details and information
Scientists are baffled by a recent discovery during an Independent study conducted by UJ-Labs. While exploring the impacts of dietary habits on sperm count and fertility, scientists discovered a never before seen hormone found within the sperm of one of the study participants, Chinesepussy.
Code named as the "Chinesepussy-BJ" hormone, it has phenomenal benefits such as weight loss, enhanced stamina, cholesterol reducing effects and increased brain cell development, when ingested by females. There is a very obvious and direct link to estrogen hormones in the recipients and the benefits of the semen. Researchers also believe that long term effects will also slow the aging process thereby prolonging the life of recipients.
One facet of the discovery that has scientists puzzled is the impact of exposure to air on the effects of the "Chinesepussy-BJ" hormone. When directly exposed to oxygen, a chemical breakdown occurs within seconds, thereby rendering the effects of the semen useless. If orally ingested with no exposure to air, the benefits are preserved and maximum effects are experienced by recipients in 100% of the lab results.
In an interview with Global Associated News reporters, Chinesepussy said, "this amazing power to heal, improve, and prolong life for women is a blessing from god, and I plan to dedicate my life to providing this miracle to any woman who is willing to drink from my fountain."
Additional studies will be conducted by UJ-Labs, however, preliminary results indicate that this phenomenon is genetic, thereby making Chinesepussy the only known individual on the planet with this amazing gift.
For more information about this story & source details, please visit : Global Associated News -- source details and information