Karaoke

[Lilith]

Ok picture this...a gathering of Pixies at some local watering hole, you are safe amongst friends and if need be you are intoxicated :p, IAK and Aqua convince us all we need to karaoke.....what song are you going to do?

[cowgirltease]

I'm a redneck woman......... Gretchen Wilson move your ass over. :p
And of course I'll be stripping while I'm a singin. :D

[Lilith]

Well there will be a line of men waiting to back your ass up then won't there?:p

[cowgirltease]

And hopefully Pantyfanatic will be in the crowd so I can toss my panties on top of his head. :shake: :wiggles:

[Lilith]

lmfao!

[fzzy]

depending on how I'm feeling at that moment ....

either .... Fire and Rain (James Taylor) or Tonight You're Mine Completely (Carol King)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LMAO. :D

[Lilith]

depending on how I'm feeling at that moment ....

either .... Fire and Rain (James Taylor) or Tonight You're Mine Completely (Carol King)
excellent choices!!!! If I slip ya a little mudslide maybe you'll be persuaded to do 'em both;)

[Scarecrow]

Satisfaction by the Stones

[Shadow_Kitty]

When You're Evil by Voltaire. :D Gotta love being weird and geeky at the same time, and making the WHOLE house think you're EEEEEVILLL! (and if it's planned I'll go up there dressed like Seifer from FF8 or Sephiroth or Kefka or somebody like that)

[Cheyanne]

It WOULD take about 2030984203984112394222 mudslides for me to get up on stage... lol but after that many I would TRY to sing "Love Shack" by the B52's.. :)

[Sugarsprinkles]

First off, you couldn't get me drunk enough.....but on the off chance I did get that drunk, it would probably be These Eyes by the Guess Who, or To Love Somebody by The BeeGees.

[osuche]

If I am in a blue mood, either "I Think It's Gonna Rain Today" by Bette Midler, or "Buried in Blue" by Harry Cannock Jr (although I think others have persormed it, I like his version).

If I am in a happy mood....hmmm.....maybe Don Mclean's "American Pie" or maybe Queen's "Fat Bottom Girls" (just for a laugh)

[cherrypie7788]

I'd sing a very drunken version of American Woman because I'd have to be very drunk to ever subject any of you poor darlings to my "wonderful" singing voice :p

[Studmuffin69]

I feel like making love by Kid Rock :D

[Lilith]

Damn you guys picked good ones! It would be a blast!

[musicman]

paradise by the dashboard light - meatloaf - though I'd have to be extraordinarily intoxicated

[Lilith]

We just got that on cd-g should be fun!

[Navarre]

"I had the time of my life."
With a partner of course.

[texascubfan]

And of course I'll be stripping while I'm a singin.
i am SOOOOO there for this performance!

by the way, i'd be doing Garth Brooks, "Much Too Young to Feel This Damn Old"

[Aqua]

It WOULD take about 2030984203984112394222 mudslides for me to get up on stage... lol but after that many I would TRY to sing "Love Shack" by the B52's.. :)
You could have plenty of help with that one... it's the ultimate 'everybody get up here' song. ;)

LOVE SHACK BABY! :D

:grope:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Where were you all, then, this past June, when the B52s played in *my* town? LOL. :D

[Cobalt]

Wouldn't matter how much I had to drink, if I got up to sing everyone would run out screaming holding their ears. LOL

[WildIrish]

For some reason, I love to belt out "Open Arms" by Journey...but one that I'd love to try is either "Way You Look Tonight" or "I Get A Kick Out Of You". Great songs!

[BIBI]

The Rodeo Song...(David Allan Coe)

It's 40 below and I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
And it's Allemande left and Allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your step right
Get off stage ya goddamn goof, ya know

Ya piss me off, ya fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves..........etc etc etc ;)

OR

Carey (Joni Mitchell)

[texascubfan]

just thought of another, although i haven't found it on karaoke yet.

robert earl keen has a song called "The Road Goes on Forever (and The Party Never Ends!)"

[lakritze]

"Please allow me to introduce myself,I'm a man of wealth and taste."

[Sharni]

Not sure anybody could cope with my errrmmm singing but i'd sing "This War Is Over"

[cbass1976]

great song BIBI....i would sing all my rowdy friends.....hank jr

[rabbit]

LOL!

With it being a Pixies gathering and all, and the fact that I'd be completely shitfaced, I'd probably sing Jimmy Buffett's "Why Don't We Get Drunk".

I really do appreciate the fact you’re sittin’ here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But yer face don’t look too clear
So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o’ brew
Honey, why don’t we get drunk and screw

Chorus:
Why don’t we get drunk and screw
I just bought a water bed, it’s filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey I don’t think that’s true
So, why don’t we get drunk and screw

[rabbit]

OR....

Toby Keith's "A Little Less Talk and a Lot More Action"

I was getting kinda tired of her endless chatter
Nothing I could say ever seemed to matter
So I took a little drive just to clear my head
I saw a flashing neon up ahead
It looked like a place to find some satisfaction
With a little less talk and a lot more action

I paid the man at the door and pushed my way to the bar
Shouted for a drink over a screaming guitar
A drunk on a stool tried to mess with my head
But I didn't even listen to a word he said
I knew somewhere amid all this distraction
Was a little less talk and a lot more action

A little less talk if you please
A lot more loving is what I need
Let's get on down to the main attraction
With a little less talk and a lot more action

Well she was fighting them off at a corner table
She had a longneck bottle she was peeling the label
The look on her face it was perfectly clear
She said somebody please get me out of here
The look she shot me through the glass refraction
Said a little less talk and a lot more action

A little less talk if you please
A lot more loving is what I need
Let's get on down to the main attraction
With a little less talk and a lot more action

A little less talk
A lot more loving
Let's get on down to the main attraction
With a little less talk and a lot more action
Get on down to the main attraction
With a little less talk and a lot more action

[texascubfan]

i always did like that song!

[BIBI]

Someone just HAS to sing "Strokin"

[Oldfart]

Gotta go along with Rabbit.

"Why don't we get drunk" is an un-official anthem.

[scotzoidman]

Wouldn't need to be drunk, & wouldn't need the karaoke or cue cards...I'd invoke Gerry Rafferty & Steeler's Wheel...

Well I don't know why I came here tonite
I got the feelin that somethin ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
& I'm wonderin how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right (everybody now)
Here I am, Stuck in the Middle with You

[texascubfan]

Someone just HAS to sing "Strokin"

Stroke it Texascubfan, but don't stroke so fast!
and if my stuff aint tight enough you can stick it in my..... :bsex:
i be strokin'!

[LixyChick]

I'm jumpin in with musicman...gettin him really drunk...and singing Paradise By The Dashboard Lights with him. It just wouldn't sound right without a female "STOP RIGHT THERE...I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW...BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER, DO YA LOVE ME...WILL YOU LOVE ME FOREVER...DO YA NEED ME...WILL YOU NEVER LEAVE ME...WILL YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE...WILL YOU TAKE ME AWAY, WILL YOU MAKE ME YOUR WIFE...DO YOU LOVE ME........

Then I'm over to Navarre to help with his choice. And I...had...the time of my life...no I never felt like this before...yes, I swear...it's the truth...and I...owe it all to you........

I love duets!

[boilergirl1]

I'd have to do an accapella version of one of my moms tunes called
"The Time Comes"
(www.judymayhan.com)

OR
"Callin All Angels" by Train
it's what I sang tonite at karaoke in Moss landing at the moss landing inn
OR
Another fave is an old billie holiday blues tune called
"Aint Nobodys Business If I Do"


sounds like an interesting evening lilith--~ bg1 :cheers:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Of course, I'd have to do the IAKG standards--Olivia Newton-John's, "I Honestly Love You," Sylvia's, "Nobody," and the DiVinyls' "I Touch Myself." If my sister would come, we'd do the Grease duets...or, if I'm in a "belting" kind of mood, I'd sing out "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" or "I'm Going to Make You Love Me." :)

[Aqua]

My song of choice... Possum Kingdom. :)

[wrestlemark]

I'm jumpin in with musicman...gettin him really drunk...and singing Paradise By The Dashboard Lights with him. It just wouldn't sound right without a female "STOP RIGHT THERE...I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW...BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER, DO YA LOVE ME...WILL YOU LOVE ME FOREVER...DO YA NEED ME...WILL YOU NEVER LEAVE ME...WILL YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE...WILL YOU TAKE ME AWAY, WILL YOU MAKE ME YOUR WIFE...DO YOU LOVE ME........

Then I'm over to Navarre to help with his choice. And I...had...the time of my life...no I never felt like this before...yes, I swear...it's the truth...and I...owe it all to you........

I love duets!
how bout trios whats it gonna be....... or i d sing kool & the gangs get down on it subing the word it with mark "get down on mark..." :drool: :hump:

[hardhornyhubby]

sid viscious version of my way
great balls of fire
always on my dick er i mean mind

[Lilith]

My song of choice... Possum Kingdom. :)
and a damn good choice it is ;)

I would do Bonnie Rait's , " I can't make you love me" or any thing by Sheryl Crow, probably, "Favorite Mistake"

[Galatea]

Y'all all keep taking my songs!

"Wind beneath my wings" or "endless love" if I was in a mushy mood

If I was especially drunk it would be "You never call me by my name"

[dicksbro]

Well, since we're in a bar and I'm getting a kickback from the bartender ...

"Ninety-Nine bottles of Beer on the Wall"

:trout:



Ouch, ouch, ouch. Okay, okay ... how about Hey, Little One (a song Glen Campbell did that I've always loved)