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Sharni
12-22-2004, 07:15 PM
A Christmas tree doesn't care if you had other Christmas trees in the past.

Even a small Christmas tree gives satisfaction.

A Christmas tree always looks good, even with the lights on.

A Christmas tree has pretty balls.

A Christmas tree doesn't follow you around begging if you decide to choose a different one.

A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.

A Christmas tree doesn't care if you sit around in your pajamas and watch soap operas all day.

A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break its balls.

You can throw a Christmas tree out when it starts to get old and droopy.

You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year!

wyndhy
12-22-2004, 08:34 PM
that's cute!

cowgirltease
12-22-2004, 08:36 PM
Hehehehe I like that idea(staying up for 12 days) :D

TinTennessee
12-22-2004, 08:57 PM
Sharni, you are so bad..I love that about you! lol

Lilith
12-22-2004, 09:40 PM
soooooooooooooooo cute!

imaginewithme
12-22-2004, 10:29 PM
that's good!!!

Oldfart
12-23-2004, 05:30 AM
(Wipes the drool off his collar and hopes his colostomy doesn't show)

Not getting personal are you girly?

The new Viagra tablets the size of an AFL football make a mockery of your (cough) slurs.

LixyChick
12-23-2004, 05:48 AM
Eeeek! Are the men watching while I *giggle, snort, giggle*...