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[Teddy Bear]

(My thanks to gekkogecko for naming this thread. :) )


There are some store names that make ya wonder.....

Like this one near me...

[Teddy Bear]

Even better is that they have coupons.

And read the flyer about them remodeling. LOL

You can also 'charge it'.

:D

[Teddy Bear]

This store is in Maine.

Spotted it on vacation this summer.

[Teddy Bear]

This store in NH made me think of Aqua.

:D

[Teddy Bear]

This ad for a store in Maine had us all rofl!!



If you've come across any funny or odd store names please share.

Thanks :)

[dicksbro]

LOL ... those are really cute. :)

[cowgirltease]

hehehehe

[Cheyanne]

LOL!!!

Loved the last one....
Shotguns
Wedding Gowns
Beer

I am seeing a theme there!!! LOL :D

[gekkogecko]

You're quite welcome.

Oh, that last ad had me laughing harder than I should have.

[gekkogecko]

Ah, yes, and Teddy Bear requests that I pass this along.

One afternoon, my wife and I were waiting in a parking lot for an auto parts/repair shop to re-open after lunch. I backed her up against the car, and then suddenly and in a very exaggerated manner, looked down her shirt.

She asked me why I did this in such a manner. I told her I was just following directions. She gt this confused look on her face, then I turn her around and pointed at the store name accross the parking lot.

Big red letters on the store front, the name was "Peek".

[nikki1979]

lol to cute !!!!!!

~nikki

[jseal]

Teddy Bear,

Great stuff! Thank you!

[Lilith]

soo funny!

[wyndhy]

LOL. ya know, when i bought my wedding dress i remember thinking 'now, if i could only get a shotgun and a six-pack i'd be all set.'

[Galatea]

Should have read:

Hussy's
Shotguns
Wedding Gowns
Beer

"Everything you need for your backwoods shotgun wedding"

[rockintime]

Those are great,teddy!!!! Do they have BJ specials every Monday?

And great thinking on your part, gekko re the Peek sign.

Check this link to see a store in San Francisco in the central part of the high end retail area: SanFrancisco (http://www.mistersf.com/etcetera/index.html?etcfcuk.htm)

They've downsized the sign a bit, but the store is still there.

[texascubfan]

Ok, the one of the BJ's remodling....there's a forklift in the picture. I've been called big before, but no one ever needed a forklift!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Kleclere and I have one of these places practically right down the road from us. I'm not sure why they're racing, though...although it might be interesting to watch. :D

[maddy]

One of my favorites from Wisconsin (southwestern) was Dick's grocery ... don't recall the full name it was like Dick's SuperMart or something along those lines. But you know the little cards we all have hanging from our keyrings now, they called those "Dick's Insider Card" which I always thought sounded a lot like Dicks inside her.

[LixyChick]

*giggle*

Too cute TB!

I remember Grumble (Ian) saying how funny he thought it was that they'd name a store B.J.'s! *giggle, snort*

[Teddy Bear]

TY for sharing:
gekkogecko, thanks for your 'Peek' story. Very cute.

rockintime, have you been in the 'Fcuk' store? I'm just wondering what it's like. ;)

IAKaraokeGirl, lol, would be some race to watch!

maddy, I have to agree, it does sound like that, lmao.

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texascubfan, rofl, very funny!!

Lixy, the store brand is 'Berkley & Jensen'. They could have easily reversed it and called it 'Jensen & Berkley' and called the store 'JB's'. Do you think they didn't realize or didn't know what else 'BJ's' could be? Or did they purposely name it that? hmmmmm..... makes ya wonder.

[lizzardbits]

all over Iowa, we have convenience stores called "Kum & Go". I don't have a digicam to take a pic of one for you but here is a link to their website. We call them numerous other names, but my fav nickname is the "Sperm & Split".

http://www.kumandgo.com/#

And yes it does say in the site, "We try harder to understand and serve our customers." hahahaha what a hoot!

I think Lost has an actual pic of one, I'll have to ask him and see if he will post it for me......

[IAKaraokeGirl]

all over Iowa, we have convenience stores called "Kum & Go". I don't have a digicam to take a pic of one for you but here is a link to their website. We call them numerous other names, but my fav nickname is the "Sperm & Split".

http://www.kumandgo.com/#



Those stores ^^^ freaked me out when I moved here!