Late last night...

[WildIrish]

while coming home from a meeting, I stopped at the local quickie mart to pick up milk. The only two establishments open in the plaza were the quickie mart and the nicer of two bars in our town. So, while I was walking back to my car with two gallons of milk and quite possibly the world's greatest treat (Sather's artificially flavored Cherry Slices - 2/$1.00), I heard a disturbance by the door to the bar. Erupting from the exit, were two ladies in a heated discussion over the apparently successful method one gentleman they had in common employed to obtain a "free" drink. One of the women clearly shouted for the world and I to hear "That's bullshit! He orders him and me a drink and then I gotta pay for it? Fuck that! He can suck my cunt!" :confused:

Was that supposed to be a punishment? Do women consider the use of that phrase derogatory at times? I really think we should all come together and have an in depth discussion of this matter.








Preferably over drinks. :D

[FallenAngel5]

I've definitely used - well not quite that phrase, because it involves a word I won't say - but something similar to that in a derogatory manner. It's the same as a guy saying "suck my dick." While that wouldn't be punishment for me, it may be for some women.

[Lilith]

I use...fuck me sideways...mmmmmmmm sounds delicious actually

[Oldfart]

An Aussie'd just say that the offender could "get fucked", which carries no

element of good will nor hope for the offender's sexual fulfillment.

[gekkogecko]

Well, you know, since she got cheated out of a drink, maybe she figured he owed her-"He should suck my cunt for that".

[Coaster]

So I guess her strategy for a freebie backfired!

Good for HIM! :D

Darn you WI, now I am wanting a Margarita.......... anybody else? I'm ordering! :) :wine:

[rockintime]

local quickie mart

QUICKIE mart? They have marts for these in NJ? Wow, wish they had those in California. Do they have frequent shopper cards (buy 10 quickies and get one free)?

[Summer]

^^^^^^ LOL


The word "cunt" has always been looked at as a derogatory slang. I am not sure I would have said that but I would have said "sure hun" about buying the drink then slip out the back door. I have no problem paying for my own drinks or even buying someone one. But if I am footing the bill I say up front "This one is on me!" Then he can suck my ****! LOL jk

[WildIrish]

Oh if it were only that easy Rockintime.

But then I have a similar card for Subway and I've yet to get a free sandwich. :rolleyes:


Now Summer...about that :wine:






I mean :d: :D

[osuche]

I hate to sound desperate, but..... :D :p

If he were good at it, I'd be willing to supply the finest Scotch intravenously for guaranteed licking whenever I wanted it.... :hot:

[rockintime]

I hate to sound desperate, but..... :D :p

If he were good at it, I'd be willing to supply the finest Scotch intravenously for guaranteed licking whenever I wanted it.... :hot:

Well, hell, guess I'm gonna be a scotch drinker then. :slurp:

[osuche]

Well, hell, guess I'm gonna be a scotch drinker then. :slurp:


For you...I can be flexible with the beverage. What is the gentleman's pleasure?

[darogle]

Hell, I'd oblidge you for a tepid glass of tap water! LOL

[osuche]

Hell, I'd oblidge you for a tepid glass of tap water! LOL


:D You just made this gal's day....and night. ;) So...when can you start? :D

[DangerousPet]

I've never used the word cunt before. It has a very negative conotation in my head for some reason. I guess I've just always heard it in reference to violence... in movies and such.

[maddy]

This is a bit off topic but I had numerous thoughts triggered as I read... re: Lil's sideways fuck ... I've used a few colorful expressions for emphasis... "fuck me running" - that's GOT to be a sight to see! and "take a flying fuck off a rolling donut!" - that's a near impossibility, I'd imagine.

and then the word, cunt ... I used to use this term often to affectionately describe some women, but it was disguised as "C U Next Tuesday", as in "She's a C U Next Tuesday kind of gal"

[DangerousPet]

haha thats funny ^^^ C U Next Tuesday... rofl

[WildIrish]

Mrs. WI had never been fond of that expression, in any context. But within the past few years, I've noticed that it's crept into the bedroom...particularly during :d:


Maybe oral is the answer to us all getting along?

[osuche]

I don't use that word, either. Ever. <sigh> Not even int he bedroom

[Lilith]

The bedroom is the only place I use it. Sometimes the sex is soooo primitive that delicate descriptions just don't express how I'm feeling or what I want. But I will be telling some peeps I will C them NT now :D

[dicksbro]

Hmmmm ... what's wrong with "Sather's artificially flavored Cherry Slices - 2/$1.00?" :rolleyes2


;)

[WildIrish]

Hmmmm ... what's wrong with "Sather's artificially flavored Cherry Slices - 2/$1.00?" :rolleyes2


;)



The bag's too small. lmao

[Pita]

:grin: This thread is too funny.


I couldn't say the word at all when I first met hubby. He would get a perverse thrill getting me to say it.

Now I have no problem saying :lickme: But that could just be me. :D

[OzKristin]

QUICKIE mart? They have marts for these in NJ? Wow, wish they had those in California. Do they have frequent shopper cards (buy 10 quickies and get one free)?

No, they don't have them in NJ...well the kind u can get random last minute things and alcohol..although when I was down in D.C. the 7-11's had beer for sale as well, cool idea

[Teddy Bear]

QUICKIES??

Did I hear right?

Where please? I could use a quickie? :D

[rockintime]

OKKKKKK, teddy!!!! Looks like you are at the head of the line. ;)

[Teddy Bear]

woot woot --- lucky me!!

And I'd like a frequent shoppers card please. :)

I'm sure I'll be back. ;)

[rockintime]

Whooo hoooo, teddy! Frequent shopper card CUMMING right UP!

*punches it once, then add's 8 more punches so you'll get your free one a little sooner*

:D

[dicksbro]

Does the "Sather's artificially flavored Cherry Slices - 2/$1.00?" (in a small bag, of course) include a Quickie? :boink:

[Summer]

^^^ only if you brought your "Frequent shopper card" ;)