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Lilith
12-05-2004, 09:29 AM
How 'bout I curl up in your lap and you can tell Santa Lil what you'd like her to slip under your tree?

OzKristin
12-05-2004, 10:08 AM
good question...I told my bf he can donate to a few of my favorite charities and that'd make me happy :) But then again...what also would make me happy would be a ring on a certain finger ;) :rolleyes:

Lilith
12-05-2004, 10:25 AM
Many many many many moons ago, Santa Lil got engaged on Christmas after a particularly fantastic sexual escapade. So you never know ;)

osuche
12-05-2004, 10:49 AM
Love, peace on Earth, and goodwill towards men...and women

Scarecrow
12-05-2004, 11:16 AM
Dear Santa Lil

Please leave all the fine ladys of pixies under my tree.

:halo:

PantyFanatic
12-05-2004, 11:45 AM
Love, peace on Earth, and goodwill towards men...and women
I know where Santa has the answer (http://www.pixies-place.com:81/forums/showpost.php?p=776742&postcount=1) for that. :rolleyes:

...."Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is
peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked a lot of pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa"....





















;)

rabbit
12-05-2004, 11:47 AM
Peace, Love, and Happiness

PantyFanatic
12-05-2004, 11:49 AM
How 'bout I curl up in your lap and you can tell Santa Lil what you'd like her to slip under your tree?
How about you just slip me under your skirt? :d:

Pita
12-05-2004, 12:43 PM
Dear Santa Lil,

I would like a new rabbit, a wand, vibrating eggs, 9" gel dildo and a big bottle of viagra for my man. Thank you :x:

osuche
12-05-2004, 12:45 PM
I know where Santa has the answer (http://www.pixies-place.com:81/forums/showpost.php?p=776742&postcount=1) for that. :rolleyes:

...."Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is
peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked a lot of pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa"....
;)

Why, yes...they were hippies. My dad smoked pot until the day he died.... :D

PantyFanatic
12-05-2004, 12:54 PM
Why, yes...they were hippies. My dad smoked pot until the day he died.... :D
How did I gues? :confused:


















lmao :grin:

Glyndwr
12-05-2004, 06:33 PM
Dear Santa Lil

I would like a pair of wings ;)

Lilith
12-06-2004, 06:29 AM
osuche~ I was thinking a world wide Pixies orgy may be the best way to achieve that ;)

Scarecrow~ see osuche's wish:p

rabbit~ again see osuche's reply:D

It's really that simple...the answer to whirled peas is Pixies :grope:

PF~ my skirt is already filled with ass:o

TinglingTess~ damn he's gonna need it ...but have you been a good little girl?

Glyndwr~ ;) :x:

Sharni
12-06-2004, 07:22 AM
Dear Santa Lil

I would like the winning ticket for lotto,
Orli
&
A Holden Crewman

BIBI
12-06-2004, 09:14 AM
Dear Santa Lilith,

I have been a good girl and I was wanting a fly suit so I can hang about on the walls of a few people I know.....

WildIrish
12-06-2004, 10:18 AM
Dear Santa Lil,

I've tried to be a good boy, and isn't trying really what it's all about? I sure hope so, because like OzKristin...I'd like you to slip a ring onto me. Just not my finger. ;)

wildirish


ps...extra cookies if you don't use your hands :hot:

Aqua
12-06-2004, 12:17 PM
How 'bout I curl up in your lap and you can tell Santa Lil what you'd like her to slip under your tree?
Well... I'm not exactly sure... let me think about it for a minute or two...

OzKristin
12-06-2004, 12:22 PM
lol at WI ^^^^

mayhem1978
12-06-2004, 12:38 PM
Dear Santa Lil,

I dont want much for Christmas this year its been hell all i want is a plane ticket for me to visit my love in the states or for her to come to me.

Nothing fancy that will be enough.

Thanks

Mayhem

sodaklostsoul
12-06-2004, 01:53 PM
Dear Santa Lil,

May I please have a wooden spoon. :D




P.S. If you see Mistress Lilith would you ask her to beat yahoo mesenger for me so mine will work. ........Thanks

lizzardbits
12-06-2004, 08:08 PM
Dear Santa Lil,
I've been a very naughty, oops, errr..ummm.. NICE girl this year. I've played well with others and even made some new friends. I share my favorite things with my new friends, such as my dragon and the hills that he rests upon. I even decorated for Christmas this year, even though my favorite holiday is Halloween.

So Dear Santa Lil, I ask that this upcumming year, that all my friends are happy, healthy, and horny. And for myself, I would like safety in my travels this summer to go play with MY naughty, damn it, i mean, NICE Pixies Man! He's been very Very GOOD! (sorry for that bit of drool on the computer screen) Oh, and for the meantime before I get to be with him, I would like a big basket full of replacement batteries for my assorted toys. (It's really bad when you have to borrow the TV's remote control batteries, because all of the other batteries in the house are used up!)

Thank You Very Much Santa Lil!!! And this year I'll be setting out an assortment of flavored condoms and edible panties, instead of the usual cookies and milk.

Love, Lizz:D

Summer
12-06-2004, 09:02 PM
Dear Santa Lil,

As you know this year has been a particularly hard one for me to deal with. All I would like for Christmas is just one fully fuctioning bathroom with a locking door. I am ok with no other doors in this house closing correctly or even locking. I am ok with going dowstairs everytime I need to use the loo and holding the door shut so no one walks in on me. Just please please one bathroom (upstairs one or the dowstairs one).

Waiting for peace on a toliet,
Summer

Kendall
12-06-2004, 09:05 PM
How 'bout I curl up in your lap and you can tell Santa Lil what you'd like her to slip under your tree?


a snippet of Santa's hair

imaginewithme
12-06-2004, 09:07 PM
Dear Santa,
I have been a good gurl. Can you please give me a one way ticket to paradise? You can join me if you'd like.
Thanks,
imaginewithme

Mercury_Maniac
12-06-2004, 09:34 PM
How 'bout I curl up in your lap and you can tell Santa Lil what you'd like her to slip under your tree?


i'd like some tongue under mine....my wood that is :D

faerie_princess
12-06-2004, 11:18 PM
I would like to have some much needed money to pay my tuition!

nikanik
12-07-2004, 02:14 AM
I've been a good girl can I have a car and a new pretty purple vibe.

Lilith
12-08-2004, 12:26 AM
Sharni~ 27-32-16-08-43

BIBI~ becareful what you wish for...you could become the fly on Lixy's boob...hey wait! I bet there are people who will fight you for that wish!

WildIrish~ what kind of cookies? ;)

Aqua~ santa Lil wiggles to make aqua less comfortable :hump:

mayhem1978~ she can catch the return trip on Glyndwr Airlines

sodaklostsoul~ ooooooooooooooo I will give you the wooden spoon I beat the yahoo boys with :D

lizzardbits~ Santa Lil is gonna go broke keeping the ladies here in batteries.....thinks to her jolly ole self....renewable energy source....how can we harness the power of cunny juice????

Summer~ LOL as long as Santa Lil and Mr. Lil get first dibs on defiling it :p

Kendall~ should I just drop it in your stocking?

imaginewithme~ Santa Lil saw Eddie Money in concert this summer and it is apparent he is too old to take us there anymore :p

Mercury_Maniac~ myyyyyyy that's one hell of a trunk :D

faerie_princess~ Unfortunately you can't spell FAFSA, S-a-n-t-a :D Santa will be pimping herself to pay for her own loans soon :(

nikanik~ yes and no...have to keep you guessing as to which answer goes to which wish:p

imaginewithme
12-08-2004, 08:21 AM
imaginewithme~ Santa Lil saw Eddie Money in concert this summer and it is apparent he is too old to take us there anymore :p


Darn..... well can we pretend????

Thanks anyway Santa Lil!

WildIrish
12-08-2004, 08:29 AM
WildIrish~ what kind of cookies? ;)




Why chocolate, of course! Santa Lil is a chocolate purist, you know.

GingerV
12-13-2004, 01:19 PM
Oh I don't want anything money can buy, Santa Lil.....but could you do me a little tiny favour?

I've got this lovely dildo to put on top of the tree, but I just can't reach. Can you slink down my chimney, and pop it up there for me? Do please feel free to test drive the ornament, if you'd like. And if you could hit the record button on that camera by the tree before you do, well, what more could anyone ever want?

G

Oldfart
12-14-2004, 12:36 PM
GingerV,

The camera is, we trust, streaming to wide world of Pixies.

Oldfart
12-14-2004, 12:38 PM
Santa Lil,

While you're curled up on my lap, I think I'll just sit quietly and thank

the Christmas Pixie for my good fortune. All else is excess.

babybunny
12-14-2004, 02:31 PM
I have been a very bad lil bunny and am in Need of a Mistress or 2 to help me learn to be a good lil bunny again. :halo:

Scarecrow
12-14-2004, 05:39 PM
Dear Santa Lil

When will my presents start showing up????

Kendall
12-14-2004, 08:03 PM
Kendall~ should I just drop it in your stocking?



better -- I prefer to cut it myself - at the exact moment that your upper lip perspiration begins to bead.

Please let me know when you will be coming down the chimney.

Lilith
12-14-2004, 10:46 PM
WildIrish~ it's a good thing to know what Santa likes best!

GingerV~ oooooo you are making Santa an offer she can't/would never refuse ;)

Oldfart~ How did you manage to escape without me having sat on it while you were here?

babybunny~ Santa Lil likes naughty bunnies better than good ones :hug:

Scarecrow~ once I have you secured in the dungeon :p

Kendall~ I'd be cumming but it would have little to do with the chimney :D

Cheyanne
12-14-2004, 11:19 PM
Oh I don't want anything money can buy, Santa Lil.....but could you do me a little tiny favour?

I've got this lovely dildo to put on top of the tree, but I just can't reach. Can you slink down my chimney, and pop it up there for me? Do please feel free to test drive the ornament, if you'd like. And if you could hit the record button on that camera by the tree before you do, well, what more could anyone ever want?

G


Is that like hiding the Christmas Pickle ornament in the tree for luck to the one who finds it???? LOL

Lilith
12-14-2004, 11:24 PM
Is that like hiding the Christmas Pickle ornament in the tree for luck to the one who finds it???? LOL
A pickle????? You trying to make my pussy pucker? :D:D:p

Cheyanne
12-14-2004, 11:29 PM
A pickle????? You trying to make my pussy pucker? :D:D:p


OMG!!!! LMAO!!!!!!

Say that 5 times fast!!!!

I can tell it is way past my bedtime! I am getting giddy! LOL LOL LOL

lakritze
12-16-2004, 04:47 PM
Dear Santa Lil,I've been really really naughty this year in thought,word and deed.I've perved at Pixies.. Boo Hoo hoo hoo hoo....I deserve only lumps of coal or Christmas.....But make sure they are licorice flavoured.heh heh

wyndhy
12-16-2004, 05:01 PM
*curls up on santa lil's lap and breaks the damn chair* lol
i would love a new car...no? okay. how about years' supply of lube, the kind that doesnt' get all gooey and some rubbers and a few sexy pairs of stockings?

dicksbro
12-16-2004, 05:41 PM
Dear Santa Lil ....

How about an easy pregnancy for my daughter in Indianapolis who's going to give us our sixth grandchild in August of next year. :)

Sharni
12-16-2004, 05:55 PM
Dear Santa Lil

The ability to have bigger avatars :D:D pretty please with a certain superhero on top ;)

*contemplates having to resize 300+ avatars*

Scarecrow
12-16-2004, 07:06 PM
Scarecrow~ once I have you secured in the dungeon :pD



I need to polish my name plate anyway. :whip:

LixyChick
12-16-2004, 07:18 PM
BIBI~ becareful what you wish for...you could become the fly on Lixy's boob...hey wait! I bet there are people who will fight you for that wish!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...so very ironic that you answered BIBI's request on my mother's birthday! If you'll remember, I got the fly on my boob due to the fact that my mom thought it was a good idea to invoke fear into us (4 siblings and myself) by telling us that when she died she was coming back as a fly...to make us as crazy as we made her while she was alive. Baby sis and I got matching tats so that we could, once again, kill flies in our home without thinking we were killing mom all over again! LOL! Had to mention that...for those who didn't know.

Dear Santa Lil,

I'd love a breather from work this season...and so please just whisper in Scott's (my boss...sexy as hell...OMG, I'm digressing) ear..."Let her have the 27th off...or just get her off on the 27th"...Mmmmmmmmm!

TeeHee! I've been fantasizing bout him lots lately...I need a spanking!

TY Santa Lil!

Lost
12-17-2004, 04:02 AM
Dear Santa Lil,

I have been a very bad and naughty boy this year and dont want to stop
anytime soon. So what I want for Xmas is my car to run again and LOTS of gas for it so I can drive around the country and be bad all over the country.
:drive:



:vamp: