I'm so horny....!

[Studmuffin69]

finish this sentence. I will go first.

I'm so horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe around me.

[Pita]

I'm so horny I would be willing to do whatever he wanted. :D

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny that when I heard somebody ask about when the rubber meets the road, I checked to see if it had slipped off.

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny I just broke the zipper on my jeans

[Pita]

Im so horny I helped him break the zipper. :D

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny I could hammer nails with my dick!

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, I've gone through a box a Kleenex just for practice. :)

[Pita]

I'm so horny I have soaked three pairs of panties so far. :lust:

[osuche]

Is this like a variant of "It's been so long since I've had sex...." ????

LMAO. 'Cause I'm REALLY good at that one.

Just give it a try..... "It's been so long since I've had sex that I'm afraid I'm frozen shut."

[mayhem1978]

Im so horney that even the pillows on my bed are starting to look interesting

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny the cat ran away.

[osuche]

I'm so horny I'm considering changing this afternoon's event from Osuche's Open House to "Open Osuche"

:hot:

LMAO

[Pita]

I'm so horny that I'm even willing to give Stud a :bj:



:D

[hardhornyhubby]

i'm so horny my cock will explode like a nuclear bomb

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so honry I keep knocking over the lamp with it.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, I can't lay on my stomach.

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny I can't sit down with out hurting myself.

[campingboy]

I'm so horny after 6 days of guests, I'm surprised I'm still on the computer.

[osuche]

I'm so horny I can't concentrate on work. ;)

[campingboy]

Well I'm still horny and ^^^^^ avatar only add fuel to the fire.

[osuche]

I'm so horny IO'm starting to eye the men in my hotel and wonder what they taste like......not that I'd do anything about it ~~ but I do speculate ;)

[campingboy]

And what hotel are you in???? I'm still horny, but I'm getting tired and might just go to sleep when I go to bed.

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so honry I'm looking for osuche"s hotel.

[osuche]

i'M SO HORNY i'D CONSIDER GIVING HIM THE ADDRESS. ;) :D

[campingboy]

I'm glad that I'm horny. You know you are alive when your hormones are peaked.

[Studmuffin69]

i'M SO HORNY i'D CONSIDER GIVING HIM THE ADDRESS. ;) :D


I'm so horny I'm sitting here waiting for her address :slurp: :sex:

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, the cardboard cylinder inside the roll of bathroom tissue is starting to look good. :rolleyes:

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so honry, I need to take a cold shower at the north pole.

[osuche]

I'm so horny I'm sitting here waiting for her address :slurp: :sex:


I'm so horny I'm wondering how quicly he can get to TN

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny I'm wondering how quicly he can get to TN


I'm so horny, that my dick is getting in the way as I drive to TN :sex:

[campingboy]

I'm so horny that the first round was this morning and I'm ready for another.

[osuche]

I'm so horny I'm envious of ^^^

[cbass1976]

i'm so horney i'd do an ex!!!!!!!lol

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny I won't let our cat sit on my lap. :)

[Pita]

I'm so horny I am sitting here squirmming in my chair.

[Glyndwr]

I'm so horny the tip of my cock is glistening with pre-cum

[Pita]

I'm so horny I am thinking about things glistening.

[Glyndwr]

I'm so horny I may just have to give it a slow stroke

[Pita]

I'm so horny I may just have to jump his bones.

[Glyndwr]

I'm so horny I'm going to wake the S/O ;)

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so honry Tess is hiding in the bedroom and has locked the door.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny that when the guy at the gas station said, "Fill 'er up," my first thought was of my wife.

[imaginewithme]

I'm so horny.

FINALLY!

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, a teddy bear and raggity ann doll are hiding in the corner pointing at a stuffed doggie.

[rasty12]

i'm so horny that stuffed doggie had better run.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, my pants are getting a hole worn through in front. :eek:

[Pita]

I'm so horny I think I will take a shower with my detachable showerhead.

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny I can rent my dick out as a jackhummer.

[Pita]

I am so horny I would like to be pounded like its a jackhammer. :D

[osuche]

I am so horny the turkey is starting to look good. :yikes:

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny I can do push-ups with no hands.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny that the blanket's being held too high to see the television screen.

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny the alligators are hiding from me.

[rasty12]

i'm so horny i started playing smut games in search of releif!

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny I cant get a job on a sheep farm

[Pita]

I'm so horny I keep putting the washing machine on spin cycle.

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny I keep watching her^^ do the wash.

[Pita]

I'm so horny I am thinking this beer bottle I have would make a good sex toy.

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny I'm going to buy her^^ some more beer :drool:

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny my left hand is giving my right hand the finger ... and the right hand is smiling. :eek:

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny my dick could be used as a flag pole.

[osuche]

I'm so hormy I am considering installing a drive-thru into my bedroom :D


j/k

[rabbit]

:drive:

I'm so horny, Mr Hand doesn't make the A list tonight. :p

[osuche]

I'm so horny, I'm wondering if I'd make the A list :D

[rabbit]

^^^immediately writes her name down! :p

I'm so horny I think the feel of massage oil on my skin right now would make me purr.

[osuche]

I'm so horny someone could slide *right* in....

[rabbit]

I'm so horny that I could go from 0 to Ready in about 10 seconds.

[osuche]

I'm so horny it wouldn't take 10.....and I bet I could get you there faster....

[rabbit]

I'm so horny that my tongue is in desperate need of work.

[osuche]

I'm so horny that I could think of a myriad of ways to keep it busy

[rabbit]

I'm so horny that I'd like to start with item #1 on your list! :drool:

[osuche]

I am so horny you could likely make me cum just from that ;)

[rabbit]

:drool:

I am so horny that I really need to glide the tip of my tongue across her wetness.

[osuche]

I'm so horny I would want to straddle his lap as he sits at the computer and let him inside me slowly...teasing him until he begs....

[rabbit]

I'm so horny that I want to give her a long and satisfying ride, she enjoying my fullness deep inside her.

[osuche]

I'm so horny that I would love to finish him off with my mouth, licking our juices off of his cock....

[blkcat]

I'm so horny that i would love to be kissing her juiced up mouth

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny from the last two posts, I could do a handjob now. :)

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny I'm baking a Apple Pie

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny I could have played Zorro without a sword. :eek:

[rasty12]

i'm so horney my tongue is stiff.

[Playful1]

I'm so horny I think I'll pick her up from work instead of letting her drive home....

[Playful1]

I'm so horny it's been 14 orgasums in the past 72 hours and I'm ready for more!

[rabbit]

I'm so horny that I am chewing gum.

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny, don't have any panties on.

[rabbit]

I'm so horny that I need to stand outside in the snow just to cool off.

[hardhornyhubby]

im so horny i could rip off tess's santa suit and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuzyQ]

I'm so hornly I could join the two of you...

[osuche]

I'm so horny, the wine bottle at lunch was looking good.....

[jay-t]

I"m so horny, I took up jogging just to hear heavy breathing again!

[osuche]

I'm so horny I'm wishing I packed my vibrator in my suitcase

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny I could take a vibrator to Ouche

[OzKristin]

i'm so horny i can get myself to come w/o touching myself (and yes..I really have done that before hehe)

[SuzyQ]

That is horny!!!!

I'm so horny I would like to try that...

[OzKristin]

I' m so horny I'd like to help show you how suzyq ;)

[blkcat]

I'm so Horny,I need to watch you both

[OzKristin]

i'm so horny i'd love for you to join ;)

[blkcat]

I'm so Horny,Iwill just have to cum

[rasty12]

i'm so horny the produce section at the market is begining to look good.

[Wolfen]

I'm so horny, i'm wondering if my right hand would wear lingerie for me tonite.......

[SuzyQ]

I so horny I would wear lingerie for you tonight

[Wolfen]

I'm so horny, I'll take you up on that offer :d:

[AngelicVampires]

I'm so horny, I think I should advertise myself.

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny I look for your ad.

[AngelicVampires]

I'm so horny, I would probably answer your inquiry.

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny I would go look in a bar for a date...

[blkcat]

I'm so Horny,i would sit in a bar and hope a lovely was looking for a date

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny I would get out my vibrator...

[blkcat]

i'm so horny,i'll pretend to be your vibrator

[rabbit]

I'm so horny I'm thinking about saying "yes" to the first woman who asks!

:p

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horney, but I have flirted, but never straight out asked.."can we fuck?"

:sex:

[Coaster]

I'm so horny, I might ask the next lady I meet.

[TinTennessee]

I'm so horny, I might ask the next lady I meet.

Coaster, please let me introduce myself..my name is T.....rofl

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny, I wish I could stay home and get off instead of going out.

:wine:

[blkcat]

I'm so Horny,i will stay home and think of you getting off

[DangerousPet]

i'm so honry i think i might get out the ice tonight... and the toys. it's time to play...


...oh playful1.... :)

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, Betty Boop brings bigness to my boner. :)

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny old pics of Charles Atlas make me wet.

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny that Tess is in for the time of her life!!

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, if she said breakfast I'd dive right in. :lust:

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny a light breeze could cause an eruption.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny a cork in it could be called a deadly weapon. (A cork in it? :confused: :rolleyes2 )

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny going to read a boring book to try and get over it, cause company's coming

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny I just told Tess she can do ANYTHING she wants to me tonight. And that girl has an imaginaion. :D

[Pita]

Got that right baby! :spank: :boobs: :bj:

[DangerousPet]

i'm so horney... and he's away :(

come home!!

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horney and it's supper time..grrrrrrrr

[cowgirltease]

I'm so horny and i've already ate supper. :lust:

[hardhornyhubby]

im so horny i wish i was supper

[Playful1]

I am so horney....and shes coming to visit in 2 days!!!!

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny I need to get off here and go get my woman.

[WildIrish]

I'm so horny I just caught myself staring out the window...






at a car's exhaust pipe! :eek:

[texascubfan]

i'm so horny i'd do rosie o'donnell! well, maybe not but rosanne barr, at least.......ok, rosie greer? (ex pittsburgh steeler from the 70's)

[cherrypie7788]

I'm so horny that if I don't get some cock soon I'm going to go crazy

[WildIrish]

Hmmm...I have a cock and I'm still crazy. Maybe I need a place to put it? ha ha

[cherrypie7788]

I have a place you might like to put it ;)

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny and I have to wait till tonight..

[WildIrish]

I'm so horny I'm thinking of ways to use wd-40, duct tape and a hammer. lmao

[Studmuffin69]

I've been so horny that I have used wd-40, duct tape and a hammer. :D

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny I'm thinking of ways to use wd-40, duct tape and a hammer. lmao
:rofl:

I knew you were creative

I'm so horny I would even get laid with someone using a condom

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny I just went and bought a case of condoms.

[SuzyQ]

A whole case????

I'm so horny I think we might use them all up.

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny that I went and bought the condom factory,

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny i think we could use all the factory could produce

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so honry I think we the factory we be working over time for a while.

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny we would need a freight train to take all the used condoms away

[Studmuffin69]

I'am so honry we may need a whole state for the used condoms!!

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny I think we should start our own horny state.

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny I think we should go out and spread horniness to every man and woman.

[texascubfan]

I've been so horny that I have used wd-40, duct tape and a hammer. :D

MacGyver?

[WildIrish]

I'm so horny, I've got my genitals resting on the floor hoping a large truck drives by and shakes the ground.

[Studmuffin69]

I"m so honry I came home for lunch.

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny I wish I was your lunch...

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny I could eat again!!

[osuche]

I'm so horny I'm going to have to enlist myself in the "panty of the month" club because I am running out of dry ones... ;)

[PantyFanatic]

I'm so horny I'm going to have to enlist myself in the "panty of the month" club because I am running out of dry ones... ;)
:dizzy:



:drool: :slurp: :drool:








:faint:

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny I'm going to have to enlist myself in the "panty of the month" club because I am running out of dry ones... ;)

Think that will have to be the "panty of the day" club...

I'm so horny am going stay sober tonight in order to get laid

[osuche]

I'm so horny I might have to tie him to the bed and keep him in Columbus

[jennaflower]

I'm so horny I could give a blowjob to a stranger on the back deck :)

OH... wait... I did that alredy! LOL

toooo funny ;) I am just tickled ;)

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny I wish I was a Jennaflower's stanger.

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny, going to go in the shower and get myself off....

[osuche]

I;m so horny, I'm plotting ways to get my MIL out of the house :D

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny I cant sleep

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny, I am like, osuche, am trying to get some time alone with hubby today...

[osuche]

I'm so horny I'm going to ambush him when he gets home :slurp:

[texascubfan]

I'm so horny, going to go in the shower and get myself off....

i'm so horny i wanted you to take your camera!

[SuzyQ]

I so horny I might use the camera to get off

[texascubfan]

I so horny I might use the camera to get off
"I;m ready for my close up, Mr. Demille!

i'm so horny, but i have to play alone tonight while the wife is on a shoot in houston! :(

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny that Tess has locked me up in the closet and wont let me out.

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny I want to be in the closet with you

[mannis]

I am so horny i am thinking about being in a shower......lol

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny I am going to read to take my mind off of it...

[mannis]

I am so horny i am going to take a shower..............lol

[SuzyQ]

I am so horny i am going to take a shower..............lol

Exactley.. i am on my way to the shower right now!

[FuckACanuck]

Im so horny thinking about Suzy all wet and soapy

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny I could fuck a Canuck

[blkcat]

Hope i helped in getting you so high

[Glyndwr]

I'm so horny I'd sell my soul for a blow job

[WildIrish]

I'm so horny...the birds are afraid to fly past my window!

[osuche]

I'm so horny even my lesbian neighbors are starting to look appealing. :p

[mannis]

oooooooooooh boy!!.......lol...to be a neighbour.............


I'm so horny....when i take a shower in cold water....the room fill up with steam

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny I have to sleep on my back.

[Pita]

I'm so horny I wish he was here right this minute.

[Parrothead49]

I'm so horny, I wish my baby was here in my office right now

[Pita]

I'm so horny I can't keep the thoughts of his tongue :drool: on me out of my mind.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, my wife's teddy bear is starting to look nervous. :)

[rabbit]

I'm so horny my cock is throbbing in my briefs.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny that my briefs are throbbing in time with my cock. ;)

[SuzyQ]

I'm so horny the computer is starting to look good.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, I could be a coffee creamer. :rolleyes2

[SuzyQ]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lick, lick

I'm so horny I could lick your cream.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny I have to have someone walk in front to open the doors. :D

[Glyndwr]

I'm so horny I'm knocking on doors before I reach them

[BadChicken]

I'm so horny I'm constantly on the verge of passing out from lack of blood flow to my brain.

[imaginewithme]

I'm so horny, I think I'll go take a nice long shower

[lizzardbits]

i'm so horny that i have taken to sitting on a towel

[imaginewithme]

I'm so horny, I wish I were that towel :rofl:

[Coaster]

I'm so horny, I awoke this morning with my bottom half 6" off the bed

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, I have to be careful when standing in lines.

[imaginewithme]

I'm so horny....period.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, I may have to unzip my fly.

[kathy1]

I'm so horny I could suck the chrome off the tail pipe of a '57 chevy

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, after your post Kathy1, I'm sitting here honking. BEEP. BEEP. :)

[kathy1]

I'm so horny, I'd keep you naked and hard alllllllll day!!

[BigBear57]

I'm so horny I just licked Kathy1's av!

[kathy1]

I'm so horny, I'm wishin' it was me and not my AV

[Mercury_Maniac]

I'm so horny, that i woke up with a hard-on and it hasn't gone down yet

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, two matadors held up their capes when they saw me.

[Winston77]

I'm so horny the rolling donut better watch out

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, it's trying to play "Charge!"

[kathy1]

I'm so horny, there's a "slippery when wet" warning tattoed on the inside of my left thigh

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, I'll have to check ^^^^ that out using a braille technique. :lust:

[kathy1]

I'm so horny, i'd prefer you use the lip-reading method.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny my lips puckered up immediately. :drool:

[kathy1]

I'm so horny, my lips did the same......now, did i say which ones???

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, I think I'll start at the bottom and work up. ;)

[kathy1]

I'm so horny, I think I'll just work you up

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny ... I'll go with about anything. :drool:

[Studmuffin69]

I'm so horny the crack of dawn is not safe.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, I'm fit for a slit. :eek:

[imaginewithme]

I'm so horny.

[Winston77]

I'm so horny I might have to stop typing

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny I can easily relate to TinglingTess' detailed description. :lust:

[Winston77]

I'm so horny I just might have to do something about it. (any takers)

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny I'm sitting here naked rubbing myself.

[imaginewithme]

I'm so horny, I'm looking at naked pics on the internet

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, I was watching a show on TV about the ice age and the snow started to melt. :eek:

[Winston77]

i'm so horny I ripped a hole in my sweats

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, the donuts are looking for their holes.

[Winston77]

I'm so horny someone better lookout

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny ... I can't think of anything to say! Arrrg!

[Winston77]

I'm so horny my palm itches

[Cindy Kim]

I'm so horny I'm starting to find bananas sexy

[hotfire]

I'm so horny I think I have to touch myself... :lust:

[Cindy Kim]

I'm so horny I've doing that all damn morning. Why don't you touch me, and I'll touch you, and we'll both be happier?

:cheers:

I'm so horny I've given up green M&Ms

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, I could touch you both. :D

[Cindy Kim]

Oh, heck, I'm game!

I'm so horny I could stay in a threesome like that all day long

[hotfire]

I'll work on the logistics!

I'm so horny I think I'll get naked right now. And then....

[Cindy Kim]

I'm so horny I'll crawl right through this phone line and join you

[hotfire]

I'm so horny I'm thinking of Cindy Kim's hand on me instead of mine

[Cindy Kim]

I'm so horny I'm going full circle to the idea of I touch you, you touch me, and, sure, anyone who wants to join is welcome!

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny I'm going to have to start making up excuses for my pants looking the way they do. :)

[Cindy Kim]

I'm so horny I'm going to have to wash the sheets...again.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, I could stand behind you and watch. :D

[imaginewithme]

I'm so horny.......period.

[Winston77]

Ditto

[Mercury_Maniac]

I'm so horny......that if i took a shower right now i'd have my own hook to hang the towel on after i dry off :D

[lizzardbits]

I'm so horny......that if i took a shower right now i'd have my own hook to hang the towel on after i dry off :D


.......and would that "hook" be the top of my head as i knelt down before you and proceeded to lick off every droplet of water?

[Mercury_Maniac]

I'm so horny......that if each droplet of cum was a grain of sand.....i could create an island :D

[lizzardbits]

i'm so horny that the flood in my panties is gonna spill out and become the ocean around your island