I'm so horny....!

[Mercury_Maniac]

I'm so horny.....that my island will develope a volcano that may erupt into your ocean :jester:

[imaginewithme]

I'm so horny after reading the above few posts!

[Winston77]

I'm so horny the beach just grew

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, I'm beginning to worry that the Kleenex may be pregnant. :eek:

[Winston77]

I'm so horny just bend over now

[Glyndwr]

I'm so horny you could stick me to a rhino's forehead and all the lady rhino's would say "Well hello big boy!!"

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, I can have fantasies of being a towel rack.

[Winston77]

I'm so horny it's time to change threads

[imaginewithme]

I'm so horny I must take care of things.

[Glyndwr]

I'm so horny that posts like ^^^^^ don't help at all!!

[Winston77]

I'm so horny I'm going to do what IWM is doing^^^^^^^^^^

[imaginewithme]

Guess what? I'm so horny again, I'm going to take care of things.....brb

[grkbabigurl]

ditto^

[imaginewithme]

I'm so horny, I wish you were here to take care of me

[grkbabigurl]

mmm 69 would be great now..

[dicksbro]

I'm always so horny, I think 69 would be good anytime.

[Glyndwr]

I'm so horny thinking of IWM & grkbabigurl taking care of things my mind is slipping into masturbatory meltdown

[Winston77]

I'm so horny it might be time to rub one out

[imaginewithme]

I'm horny now...thinking of that ^^^

[Winston77]

I'm so horny knowing you must be wet

[imaginewithme]

haha

I'm so horny my pillows better watch out tonight.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny I'm sweating in the chilly night air.

[Winston77]

I'm so horny it's movie time

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, my cock beat me home from work. :)

[Winston77]

I'm so horny thank god for the extra butter for the :corn:

[imaginewithme]

I'm so horny my panties are a bit damp

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny a lady rhino fell in love with my shorts.

[Winston77]

I'm so horny it's time for :corn:

[imaginewithme]

I'm so horny it's time for :corn:

;) yeah, good thinking

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, it'd probably punch it's own hole in the bottom of the popcorn tub. :)

[Winston77]

I'm so horny just watch out

[optimystique]

I'm so horny I want a willing female to watch me on my cam!!

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny I want to provide her ^^^ with tactile sensations while she's watching. :)

[blkcat]

I'm so horny,i've been licking IWM's avatar

[imaginewithme]

Now, thanks to that ^^^ I'm so horny I wish that we me in blkcats avatar

[Mercury_Maniac]

I'm so horny that i wish that was me in there with you :D

[imaginewithme]

I'm so horny from all you pixie men!

[blkcat]

And deservedly SO

[imaginewithme]

I'm still watching that av.......loving it more and more

[dicksbro]

I'm still watching ^^^^ av, and loving it more and more, too! :drool:

[Winston77]

I'm so horny it hurts

[grkbabigurl]

im so horny, i'll help you with your problem

[Mercury_Maniac]

i'm so horny that i could do pushups using only my.....middle leg.

[imaginewithme]

I'm so horny, I'd love to watch him do those push ups

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, I'd let you sit on my lap while you watched.

[blkcat]

I'm so horny i would like the lady could sit on my face while she watched

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, at the service station, watching the fuel nozzle go into the tank right now could set me off. :)

[Winston77]

I'm so horny I've been looking at pine trees for knot holes

[Winston77]

I'm so horny these smut games get me going

[IowaMan]

I'm so horny that I got a hard on today when the nurse putting in my IV told me she blew my vein. :yikes:

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny unzipping my pants got me excited.

[IowaMan]

I'm so horny that it wouldn't be safe to let me even look at a Victoria's Secret catalog. (Yep, I'm a sad case.)

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, I'm getting an erection from the fleece blanket on my legs. :yikes:

[jennaflower]

I’m so horny that I hardly think of anything else.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny that all I can think of is a beautiful lady.

[jennaflower]

I am so horny that my toys can’t keep up.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny that seeing big breasts under a tight shirt got me hard.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny I may have to wake my wife when I crawl into bed.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny, I will be thinking of a special lady naked.

[jennaflower]

I’m so horny that brushing against anything turns me on.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny, my mind is wandering into rainy days.

[jennaflower]

I’m so horny that the voice in my head is telling me to take a long drive.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny I may have to masturbate here soon.

[jennaflower]

I’m so horny, I expect hot dreams tonight

[kleclere]

I'm so horny I can't stop thinking about the female body.

[jennaflower]

I’m so horny that I can’t sleep

[kleclere]

I am so horny I may have to masturbate to a special picture.

[jennaflower]

I’m so horny that I need a release.

[kleclere]

I so horny I have relieved myself twice.

[jennaflower]

I am so horny that I will put my toys to use soon

[kleclere]

I am so horny I could use a great blowjob.

[jennaflower]

I’m so horny that I can’t sleep.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny a vision of loveliness invades my dreams.

[jennaflower]

I am so horny that I feel like I could explode.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny I could take an exploding pussy right now.

[jennaflower]

I am so horny that I don’t dare touch myself

[kleclere]

I am so horny I have touched myself.

[jennaflower]

I am so horny that I desperately need to orgasm.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny, I could cum with the proper person.

[jennaflower]

I’m so horny wondering if I am that proper person.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny hoping she is the proper one.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny I could pop ... kinda like my AV.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny I came 3 times this morning.

[jennaflower]

I’m so horny, and reading that^^^^^ makes me even more so.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny knowing ^^^^^is extra horny.

[jennaflower]

I’m so horny that a simple touch would likely make me orgasm.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny I will cum soon.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny ... I'm on my second time.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny, with a promise if I am worthy.

[jennaflower]

I am so horny that I am going to grab my favorite toy.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny, I would lick those toys.

[jennaflower]

I am so horny that my panties are wet

[kleclere]

I'm so horny I wish I could lick those panties.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny that even her panties means she overdressed.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny that just hearing her talk makes me hard.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny that if she sat on my lap I might climax.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny that I would make her cum if she sat on my face.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny that I couldn't resist giving her a big hug right there in the parking lot.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny I would love to nip at her hard nipples.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny that even whipped cream gives me ideas.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny think if what could be done in a car.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny I wouldn't last long if she kissed me.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny I would do her as soon as we met.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny I'm keeping a Kleenex handy just in case.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny just a picture can get me going.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny even elk get jealous.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny a new tattoo gets me going.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny I can't stand too close when I'm facing the wall.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny I could really enjoy it now.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny ... even a Kleenex looks inviting.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny I might have to wank one off.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny that I'm leaking precum without any encouragement.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny all I see is tits and hard nipples.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny a Victoria's Secrets ad would get a rise out of me.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny National Geographics still has an effect.

[dicksbro]

^^^^ I remember those days! :D

I'm so horny, even that reminder ... er ... reminded me. :)

[kleclere]

I'm so horny, I remember looking at the Sears catalogs, for the bra models.

[dicksbro]

I'm ... so ... horny ... ahhhhh. :D

[kleclere]

I'm so horny hoping to see a beautiful lady makes me hard.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny even an Edsel grill starts to look inviting.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny internet porn may have to do.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny I'm afraid to lay on my stomach.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny, my hand is looking very pretty.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny I can't easily lay on my stomach.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny, I can't wait to be able to make a trip.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny even the center cylinder in bathroom tissue is starting to look good. :shrug:

[kleclere]

I'm so horny, an apple pies looks very inviting.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny my blanket is getting a rise out of my laying down.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny I am daydreaming of other people.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny even a ladies commercial on TV could get me going.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny people at Walmart even look good.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny I leave coat on to hide the bulge

[kleclere]

I'm so horny I masturbate quite a bit.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny it can pop up at the slightest urging.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny it doesn't even need a reason.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny even this thread brings up erotic thoughts.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny I may have to take care of things myself.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny I am thinking of visit a friend.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny I may have to quit pretty soon and go to bed to be with my wife.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny, it is getting dangerous.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny a single touch could set it off.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny, TVMA ratings give me hope.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny even boring commercials hold my attention if they have an attractive spokesperson.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny, sports illustrated looks really good.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny sitting still induces erections.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny can't find enough porn.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny inserting a key in a lock is inspiring.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny reading the instructions Slot A into Tab B gets me thinking.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny, putting on gloves makes me think of the warmth my fingers will enjoy and that reminds me of feeling warmth in other things. :slurp:

[kleclere]

I'm so horny female friends are interesting.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny that pictures of ladies can get my interest going.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny just thinking arouses me.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horning that knowing my wife is sleeping while I'm on Pixies is making me horny.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny smells get a rise out of me.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny the mention of bedtime perks up the senses.

[kleclere]

I'm so horny a gentle touch gets a rise out of me.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny that even seeing this thread does that ^^^ for me. :D

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny ... I get hard looking at an Edsel's grill.

[PantyFanatic]

I'm so horny .... I honk at Volkswagens. :banghead:

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny a stuffed animal might look good.

[dicksbro]

I'm so horny my pillow is looking attractive.

[pinkFlames]

I'm so horny I got banned from the supermarket for messing with the fruit and vegetables.