5 reasons why.

[campingboy]

What 5 reason would you use for not cleaning up the basement right now?

[Lilith]

1. Someone stole my basement

2. I'd rather give __________ hours of oral sex:D

3. I heard noises down there and fear it's either Lilith's dungeon or a gateway to hell.

4. I have a paper cut and can't risk the infection :p

5. I am attempting to set a Guiness World Record for simultaneous perving.

[LixyChick]

It's too deep

It's too dark

It's too wet

It's too hot

It's too swollen...Wait! What are we talking about again? *WEG*

[TinTennessee]

1. I'm afraid of the dark.

2. I'm afraid of spiders.

3. My allergies are acting up.

4. The voices in my head told me not to...lol

5. If you want it cleaned that bad, do it yourself.

[jseal]

campingboy,

Who needs a reason?

[Summer]

1) It is the basement!
2) It is full of husbands tools etc.
3) It is the basement!
4) When we bought this house there was a tombstone by the basement door.
5) Did I mention "it is the basement and I live in FLORIDA"!?

[MilkToast]

(1) I'm sitting here at the computer and the basement is not near here
(2) I live in an apartment and don't have a basement...

wait, (2) would be the only reason :)

Bu then of course, if I had a basement that is likely where I would be as my workshop would be down there...

[Oldfart]

1. It's Alfred's job.

2-5. See No1.

[WildIrish]

1. My chains are just long enough to let me wander between the laundry pile and the washing machine & dryer.

2. What's the use of reorganizing all of it if I'm not allowed to throw anything away?

3. The heavy bag calls out my name...and if I end up working out instead of cleaning, I'll get hollered at. Best not to risk it.

4. If I go down there...I might start to enjoy the quiet and privacy too much and end up moving there permanently. Like Grandpa Al Munster. :D

5. It's a sucky job, despite the plethora of dirty panties.

[wyndhy]

1. Someone stole my basement

LMAO

1. i'll do it tomorrow, or the next day, or the day after that or...
2. there's way too much stuff in the way.
3. you said YOU'D do it!
4. if it was supposed to be clean, they'd call it the family room.
5. we don't have a basement, only a cellar.

[osuche]

I'm cleaning it TODAY! Give me a break. LMAO. I even got a dumpster for the purpose. :p

[campingboy]

Could it be true. I run down stairs. I listen. All is quiet. At the top of the stairs I look. Anticipation building. Is she really in my basement. Could osuche really be in my basement. I fix my hair and check my finger nails. She must be hiding? I don't see her. Granted there are lots of places to hide here, and it could take a month to find anyone. I'm going to poke around a bit. She said she was downstairs cleaning right now.

[osuche]

Come down in the dark, and I will find you. Don't worry about the sounds of chains. ;) You'll like it, I promise. :hot:

[campingboy]

This sounds like it is going to be fun. I can hardly wait until I have to clean my bedroom.