Geno's Bar & Grille

[Catch22]

A place to sit a spell and have a drink and try out some chat up lines.

Get Joe to pour you a cool one.

[Pita]

Hey Joe! Pour me a nightcap would you before I hit the road to slumberville. ;)

[Studmuffin69]

Hi ya Joe, I would like one Scotch, one Bourbon and one Beer. Thanks, now I got to back work.

:D

[WildIrish]

Hello Joe, whaddyaknow? Give me an orgasm...then pour me a scotch! :D

[Catch22]

Give me a JD Joe and leave the bottle!

[Pita]

Strolls into the bar after a hard day of surfing the net and soap opera watching. Hi Joe! I'll have a champagne cocktail. Thank you :)

[WildIrish]

Strolls into the bar after a hard day of surfing the net and soap opera watching. Hi Joe! I'll have a champagne cocktail. Thank you :)

An outfit like that, Tess, will only get you in trouble with the locals. Better scootch reallllly close to me up at the bar. Just don't dip your :boobs: into my scotch! :D

[cowgirltease]

*saunters into the bar and tips her hat to everyone* I'll have a crown on the rocks darlin. :)
*walks over to the jukebox* What do you guys wanna hear????

[sodaklostsoul]

*saunters into the bar and tips her hat to everyone* I'll have a crown on the rocks darlin. :)
*walks over to the jukebox* What do you guys wanna hear????
/me walks in and hears CGT offering to plug the jukebox.........

Oh can you play "I can't drive 55" please :D

Joe can ya pour me a cup of joe. I need a boost today. Thanks

[Pita]

An outfit like that, Tess, will only get you in trouble with the locals. Better scootch reallllly close to me up at the bar. Just don't dip your :boobs: into my scotch! :D


*Scootches reallllly close to WI.* Why I do so love a big, strong protective man. I promise to keep my :boobs: out of your Scotch. Hope your face is ok though. ;)

[Aqua]

Give me a Root Beer... and put it in a dirty glass... (Not really)

*Walks over to sit in a dark corner after getting said beverage, and puts on his best strong silent type look*

[WildIrish]

*Scootches reallllly close to WI.* Why I do so love a big, strong protective man. I promise to keep my :boobs: out of your Scotch. Hope your face is ok though. ;)


Wraps his arm around Tess and puts his hand on her exposed boob...to keep it warm of course. And sends a root beer over to the serious lookin dude in the corner.

[texascubfan]

Tequila......and leave the bottle! it's been a helluva week!

[Catch22]

Give me a Root Beer... and put it in a dirty glass... (Not really)

*Walks over to sit in a dark corner after getting said beverage, and puts on his best strong silent type look*


JOE - "All the glasses in here are dirty since the dishwasher broke. And it is so hard to get illegals to clean for 75c an hour these days. What's the world coming to?"

[dicksbro]

Harvey Wallbanger, Joe, if you please. Haven't had my juice today.

[Studmuffin69]

Joe give me a double Irish Whiskey and WI could you pass back my boobs....I mean my wife. ;)

[LixyChick]

*checks watch [5:30am]...peeks in window and sees lights on...checks swinging door...it's open...checks lipstick in pocket mirror, then walks in*

Hey Joe! How's it hanging? Don't you ever sleep? I'd better just have a sloe-comfortable-screw at this hour of the day. Maybe you'd better pour me some coffee first...to make sure I'm fully awake!

[Catch22]

*checks watch [5:30am]...peeks in window and sees lights on...checks swinging door...it's open...checks lipstick in pocket mirror, then walks in*

Hey Joe! How's it hanging? Don't you ever sleep? I'd better just have a sloe-comfortable-screw at this hour of the day. Maybe you'd better pour me some coffee first...to make sure I'm fully awake!

JOE - "I am the early morning Joe."

[WildIrish]

Joe give me a double Irish Whiskey and WI could you pass back my boobs....I mean my wife. ;)


Gives Tess a kiss on the cheek and safely delivers her into the arms of her betrothed.


Now my hand's gonna get cold! :confused:

*glances around the room and set's his eye on the strong, silent looking guy in the corner* :wave:

Better pour me a coffee, Joe...I'm not sure I'm ready to go there...yet. :D

[Lilith]

Disheveled, carrying a load of books, I traipse through the doorway. "Joe, coffee, please....I have tests to cram for, gonna be here all night" I mumble as I slide into the booth near a sunny window, but farthest from the door so I can pretend to concentrate.

[dicksbro]

Hey Joe, got any of those worms from the Tequila bottles? I'm going fishing for some real bottom feeders.

[Aqua]

*Slowly savors his root beer while feeling he is being watched... notices a college student walk in looking all out of sorts carrying a load of books. Moves to a seat at the bar to get a closer look*

[WildIrish]

Mmmmmm, my nod and wave worked...he's moving up to the bar for a better look!

"Hey Joe, send my hairy friend a fresh drink. And tell him I've got snacks over here. Let him know the nuts are hot. ;) "

[osuche]

< ~~~ Wonders if it's too late to join the party?

[Lilith]

I see the lovely red haired maiden stride confidently inside and I smile, waving, then pat the bench where I have all my books strewn, pushing them to make room for Osuche.

[osuche]

I slide into Lil's booth and thank her for saving me a seat. :D

I offer to buy her a drink....we have so much to chat about, and I want to make sure her throat doesn't go dry. ;)

[WildIrish]

*nudges the wookie beside him and whispers "Hey...I think they're talking about you." :D

[cowgirltease]

*Dances around the pool table to sodaklostsoul's music*
Hey....Anyone feel like gettin their butt kicked in a game of pool? :D

[kathy1]

Walks in, looks around at tonight's crowd, smiles and heads to the end of the bar. "Hey Joe, just give me my usual."

[WildIrish]

*Dances around the pool table to sodaklostsoul's music*
Hey....Anyone feel like gettin their butt kicked in a game of pool? :D

Set em up!

8-ball...9 ball is for sissies!


Nice rack, by the way. ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<---has played a game or two before. ;)

[WildIrish]

<---has played a game or two before. ;)



Speaking of nice racks...


Hey! The place is filled with them! :hot:

[dicksbro]

Be..ber mik dis un ... hic ... a dubble.

[maddy]

*peeks around the door and strides in beaten down but hopeful, tossing knapsack aside after a midterm*

Joe, a strawberry margarita please... and keep the blender handy, I'm off work til Tuesday!

[scotzoidman]

Ronrico & Coke, & keep em comin'...I'm drinking to forget...

[darogle]

Takes my pitcher of beer to one of the tall tables by the pool table, sits down and winks at the lady holding the pool cue. ;)

[cowgirltease]

Set em up!

8-ball...9 ball is for sissies!


Nice rack, by the way. ;)
Thank you sweetie but that line won't work on me tonite. you ready to get your balls racked mister???? :p I can play one mean game of pool.;)
*punches in q10 on the jukebox "Bad to the bone". ;) Let's get it onnnnnnn Darlin. Put your money where your mouth is!
*lays a $20 on the table ,shakes the rack a couple of times and spins the 8 ball. Powders my hand and strokes my stick, chalks up that cue, taps it on the table twice* Let's go Darlin! I'm reaaaaaady!!!!!!

[LixyChick]

*Intrigued by the pool game about to start...I place my quarters on the table, above the coin slot, to play the winner. Glancing at the sticks in the wall rack, I notice they've been used to imbalance. I put my case on the bar and turn to find the bar tender...*

Joe? Forget that sissy drink I ordered earlier. I'd like a Cap't Morgan and Coke instead. Put it in a pint glass and make the ingredients half and half...TYVM!

[LixyChick]

Be..ber mik dis un ... hic ... a dubble.
ROFLMFAO!

[cowgirltease]

*Looks at the gal who just put her quarters on the table and grins.* :D

[texascubfan]

walks to the juke box and empties his pockets into it. plays "take this job and shove it" 47 times, then heads back to the tequila.

"HEY! WHO STOLE THE SALT?!"

[WildIrish]

Glares across the table at CGT with the best "I'm tough" look he can muster considering the fact that he's wearing leather chaps with no pants underneath and pink bunny slippers.

"I see you brought your own stick...and it's quite impressive...but you're gonna have to tell Darogle that you're using a pool cue to play against me." :D

[darogle]

LMFAO at the tough guy in slippers as I walk by and slap his nekkid butt and say "Don't worry...I'm just going to drink my beer and watch you guys play. I get to play the winner though"

*takes a swig of beer and starts singing along to the second verse of "Take This Job and Shove It!"

[WildIrish]

LMFAO at the tough guy in slippers as I walk by and slap his nekkid butt and say "Don't worry...I'm just going to drink my beer and watch you guys play. I get to play the winner though"



I hope I don't win!


I've seen how you play...it's messy! :D

[Pita]

Throws open the door and happily strolls in. Hi Joe :wave: Give me a tall one. It's friday and I am off work early! Let the party begin. :D

Looks over at the pool table. Hot women, cute guy on the stool, tries not to stare at the guy in the chaps.

[Aqua]

*Notices it's getting late... leaves a tip for Joe... and offers a parting wave as he heads out the door for home*

[scotzoidman]

...has another drink & watches the chicks bending over the pool table...

[darogle]

*feeling a little flirtatious, I raise my glass and smile at the hot girl that just walked in*

;)

[cowgirltease]

LMFAO at the tough guy in slippers as I walk by and slap his nekkid butt and say "Don't worry...I'm just going to drink my beer and watch you guys play. I get to play the winner though"

*takes a swig of beer and starts singing along to the second verse of "Take This Job and Shove It!"

Take a number sweetie... Lixys got her quarters up next. But I'll be with you shortly. :D
*Looks at Wild irish.....* Darlin that getup you're wearin is what I call dirty pool but your distractions won't work sweetie. :p
*Waves bye to Aqua heading out the door.* :wave:

[texascubfan]

tequila bottle gone....whattaya mean i've been here since wednesday? well, since it's the weekend, set 'em up again! hell, work ain't so bad when i'm not there!

i spin around on my stool to watch the pool game. i notice a shark in the bunch. CGT, you should be ashamed! leave them some lunch money at least!

[cowgirltease]

*looks over her shoulder,puts her finger over her lip shsssssssing texascubfan. Blowing him a kiss, she then bends over and spreads those legs farther apart as she starts to run the table.*
Darlin play somethin different on the jukebox will ya?
It's really starting to get annoying.

[texascubfan]

*mezmerized by the view i stumble over to the juke box an punch up "our some sugar on me" by def leppard.

that better, ma'am?

[Aqua]

*walks in after a long night and resumes his place next to the chap legged tough guy*

I'm tired as hell Joe... gimme a Mt Dew, I seriously need some caffeine.

*Turns to WI*

So, what the hell happened to your pants?

[WildIrish]

*Turns to WI*

So, what the hell happened to your pants?


If you're referring to my asscheeks hanging out...well, ya see, it's like this. I used to be some guy's bitch, and when I fell off the back of his hog I scraped the seat right off my leather pants. They're just so damn comfortable, I can't see throwing them away. I'm getting ready to empty the purse of this cowgirl and when I do...I'll get my pants patched up.

If you're referring to the bulge in front, well... ;)

[Aqua]

If you're referring to my asscheeks hanging out...well, ya see, it's like this. I used to be some guy's bitch, and when I fell off the back of his hog I scraped the seat right off my leather pants. They're just so damn comfortable, I can't see throwing them away. I'm getting ready to empty the purse of this cowgirl and when I do...I'll get my pants patched up.

If you're referring to the bulge in front, well... ;)
I had noticed it seemed odd that while missing quite a bit of leather in the rear there seemed to be, uhm, extra in the front. Is that where you're hiding your pool cue?

[WildIrish]

I had noticed it seemed odd that while missing quite a bit of leather in the rear there seemed to be, uhm, extra in the front. Is that where you're hiding your pool cue?

No...I'm just happy to see you. :D

[dicksbro]

(Crawling on the floor, feigning being drunk while looking up the dresses of the Pixie babes.)

Hic ... Scu me ... juz lookin fer me mudder.







Joe, fix me another.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

'cuse me...can I slide in right here?

[WildIrish]

Funny...I was just getting ready to ask you the same thing. ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Come here often? :hot:

[Pita]

Over hearing the conversation from the two men at the bar I almost spit my drink everywhere with the need to laugh. :D

Turning my attention to the drunk looking for his mudder I eye him suspiciously while flashing him a peek at my snow white panites.

[Aqua]

No...I'm just happy to see you. :D
*Puts a hand on WI's shoulder and blurts*
I love you maaaaan
(and you thought only drunk people said that :p )

[texascubfan]

"Barkeep! these tequila bottles are defective! there's a hole in the top of all of 'em and they're all empty!"

glances at the fella in the chaps - o O (damn kids and their weird fashion statements. wish i could still wear MY chaps)
:box: Back in MY day, we didn't HAVE leather chaps we just had cows and we strapped them to our legs....and we liked it that way. nowadays these kids have all these newfangled gadgets....cars, radios, leather chaps. no such thing a leather chaps in my day.
and we never had bars either. just had a pig trough....had to hope the pigs ate some fermented truffles. no alchyhol.
and not pool tables. hell i'd have given my right arm for a pool table....course then i wouldn't have been able to play pool, but that's a different story. we had to play marbles, but we used rocks instead because we didn't have marbles......... :rant:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Lmao @ ^^^^^. :D

[WildIrish]

*Puts a hand on WI's shoulder and blurts*
I love you maaaaan
(and you thought only drunk people said that :p )

It's ok man...let it all out. We're friends here. Sharin the love! *whispers to Aqua "put your hand on my ass and the two cuties studying are ours!"*


*Back in MY day )

Um...you're less that a year older than me! :confused: Damn...that's MY day too! I feel so old!

[Aqua]

*winks conspiratorily at WI and puts a hand on his ass... thinks that it feel a lot like his own, whispers back*
<Are they looking?>

[Pita]

Joe give me another and send a bottle to the old guy over there. Sounds like he needs it with all his ranting going on.

Casting a glance at the two guys touching each others asses. Hmmm I wonder what kind of bar this really is and if those hot guys swing both ways. Batting my eyes at them. :)

[WildIrish]

<Are they looking?>

We've got someone's attention! By the way...your hand is very strong, "yet" soft.

[dicksbro]

Hey Joe, whatcha' got that goes good with white panties? :)

(Quickly checks to make sure no one notices I'm not really drunk.)

[Scarecrow]

Wanders in, looks around then walks over to the bar

Hey Joe, whats you got for this scratchie throat

[Aqua]

Wanders in, looks around then walks over to the bar

Hey Joe, whats you got for this scratchie throat
Shot of Everclear should do it...

It'll burn going down and then you won't feel a thing. :p

[Scarecrow]

with all this straw I don't want it to burn :yikes:

any other ideas

[Lilith]

Sitting in the corner pretending I'm not paying attention to the comings and goings, I decide it's time to cut a bit loose and I ask Joe to whiz me up a mudslide.

[Catch22]

Joe pours the drinks and says. "What about those red soks then huh?" Shakes head.

[Pita]

Tess comes dragging in after having one of her wild and crazy weekends again.

Joe I need the strongest coffee you can make so I can get through the afternoon. *Stifles a yawn and goes to collaspe in a booth.*