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ChinesePussy
09-27-2004, 09:59 AM
what men would do if they had a vagina for a day

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Credit to FSC.
:)
jaybee from UK
09-27-2004, 10:06 AM
Not sure I care for the questionable taste in laughing material, but the attempt is recognised...

Gives me an idea for a thread I've always wanted to open.


JB
Aqua
09-27-2004, 10:13 AM
Yup CP... that's pretty much what I would do... LOL!
Lilith
09-27-2004, 01:08 PM
LOL.....CP I love that one. We have a thread in Gen Chat that we all discussed what we would do if we switched for a day. I'll see if I can find it.
WildIrish
09-27-2004, 01:10 PM
You forgot "Greet the ships coming in" :D
Aqua
09-27-2004, 01:44 PM
You forgot "Greet the ships coming in" :D
Are you talking like go down to the docks when the sailors come in for shore leave? Who needs a vagina for that?

Uhm... :blink: Was that out loud?
WildIrish
09-27-2004, 03:30 PM
Are you talking like go down to the docks when the sailors come in for shore leave? Who needs a vagina for that?

Uhm... :blink: Was that out loud?


ROFLMFAO!
Lilith
09-27-2004, 03:36 PM
/me pulls up her chair
Sharni
09-27-2004, 03:50 PM
*LOL*
Pita
09-27-2004, 07:50 PM
You all crack me up! :D
Sharni
09-27-2004, 08:03 PM
You forgot "Greet the ships coming in" :D
Was that 'ships' or 'sheeps'

Or maybe the 'sheep ships' :D:D
cabanah
09-27-2004, 11:39 PM
Hey easy on the sailor jokes--I am in the NAVY--lol
PantyFanatic
09-28-2004, 07:43 AM
Soap on a rope for cabanah next Christmas I guess.:cool:
WildIrish
09-28-2004, 07:56 AM
Was that 'ships' or 'sheeps'

Or maybe the 'sheep ships' :D:D


Sheep are for when I'm a man.

If I'm a woman...I'm gonna be looking for a ram! :D
Catch22
09-28-2004, 10:57 AM
Sheep are for when I'm a man.

If I'm a woman...I'm gonna be looking for a ram! :D

Your going to batter it open?
WildIrish
09-28-2004, 03:49 PM
Batter?

Batter up, maybe! :D

The only kind of batter involved will be some MAN BATTER, BABY! lmao
osuche
09-28-2004, 04:13 PM
I think somebody (^^^) is a bit worked up thanks to this topic. :D
WildIrish
09-28-2004, 04:19 PM
Not that I've given it much thought. :lust:
denny
09-28-2004, 06:53 PM
I am intrigued by the concept. I'd have a cumathon! :lust:
Catch22
09-28-2004, 08:27 PM
Battered up vagina and fries is the cheifs special. Will you want salt and a slice of lemon on that?
Lilith
09-28-2004, 09:11 PM
no lemon...ouch!
Sharni
09-28-2004, 09:13 PM
That'd sting big time *L*
denny
10-01-2004, 03:07 AM
Can you say "slut"?
Firebabe
10-01-2004, 03:29 AM
Leave the vagina's to us boys, we'll play with them, we'll tease you with them and we'll have fun with them, because at the end of the day we have the pain of childbirth.
You always want the fun and never the reality.undefined
kathy1
10-01-2004, 03:40 AM
Battered up vagina and fries is the cheifs special. Will you want salt and a slice of lemon on that?

Would that be considered finger food?
Catch22
10-01-2004, 10:28 AM
Would that be considered finger food?

Better then a creamed cheese dip and no broken crackers.
longsword
10-01-2004, 10:05 PM
Would that be considered finger food?

While you're preparing it.... Can I lick the bowl? :halo:
hardhornyhubby
10-06-2004, 01:41 PM
whats the first thing a man would do if he came back as a woman


have a play of course
cherrypie7788
10-09-2004, 10:35 PM
Well, to sort of switch things around, if I could have a penis for a day I couldn't get anything accomplished--I'd be too busy playing with it! :D lol
Cindy Kim
10-11-2004, 03:38 PM
lol @ cherrypie! I think the same answer applies to CP's original question - they would NEVER leave the house!

So if everyone in the world switched genders for a day, you would know it because of two things:

1) There would be no one out of doors.

2) All the men would come to work the next day walking funny, and the women with big smiles on their faces.

Love,
Cindy
Bardog
10-12-2004, 02:02 PM
what men would do if they had a vagina for a day


:)


You can bet your ass I'd call in sick for work that morning