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WildIrish
09-27-2004, 07:56 AM
Everyone has heard of the benefits of napping during the day, and this company apparently figured out a way to enable us to do it in a serene, private and quiet environment despite the calamity going on around us. But let's be realistic...someone's gonna try having sex in there, right?

click here (www.metronaps.com)

nikki1979
09-27-2004, 09:48 AM
SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hell ya id luv to try LOL tho, i may bump my head on the ceeling of it! may have to turn around and us the foot reast as a pillow LOL

Nikki

Aqua
09-27-2004, 10:16 AM
It looks like she's getting eaten by a giant X-wing fighter pilot's helmet. :p

jennaflower
09-27-2004, 07:41 PM
link doesn't work for me :(

Lilith
09-27-2004, 07:43 PM
lmao we broke it! It was this big white Star Whores helmet with a bed attached.

scotzoidman
09-27-2004, 11:00 PM
link doesn't work for me either

WildIrish
09-28-2004, 08:00 AM
Bastards musta heard about me making fun of them!

Here's a link to a page with a picture.

try here (http://www.i4u.com/article1781.html)

Lilith
09-28-2004, 11:15 AM
sort of like sleeping in a giant sperm

Cheyanne
09-28-2004, 07:40 PM
sort of like sleeping in a giant sperm


ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Actually, I was imagining the positions that could be done successfully in something like that!! ;)

BIBI
09-28-2004, 08:08 PM
Aqua's eyeball had me thinking I was seeing things!

Summer
09-30-2004, 10:37 AM
I have $7 does anyone else we could split the cost and NAP together. ;)

WildIrish
09-30-2004, 11:17 AM
I have $7 does anyone else we could split the cost and NAP together. ;)

How frugal of you! I think that's a great idea!

I wonder if they offer "Barry White Noise". :D

Aqua
09-30-2004, 11:21 AM
$14?! I'll just stick to shutting my eyes in the bathroom stall for 20 minutes. That's free, although not quite as comfy. I swear I'd never sleep in that thing anyway... I'd be to worried someone was gonna yank my feet or something. :eek:

WildIrish
09-30-2004, 11:37 AM
I swear I'd never sleep in that thing anyway... I'd be to worried someone was gonna yank my feet or something. :eek:

I'd probably get a stiffy. Then everyone would walk by and laugh at me. :rolleyes:

Aqua
09-30-2004, 12:04 PM
I'd probably get a stiffy. Then everyone would walk by and laugh at me. :rolleyes:
You never know... maybe they will yank your stiffy instead of your feet? :p

Summer
09-30-2004, 12:34 PM
I know I would! ;)

Euphemism
09-30-2004, 12:52 PM
While typical coitus looks nearly impossible due to lack of room for whomever is on top (without serious brain injury), it looks uniquely perfect for the classic 69 position.

Hm, I may have to, as the website says, 'go take a nap'.

Lilith
09-30-2004, 12:55 PM
ummm it's high time the one on top get his head banged about for once...my headboard hurts!

Daft
09-30-2004, 01:37 PM
ummm it's high time the one on top get his head banged about for once...my headboard hurts!
Wow if your headboard hurts I can't imagine the pain you must have coursing through your head lol.

imaginewithme
09-30-2004, 11:47 PM
Ok, I wanna do it in there!

LixyChick
10-01-2004, 05:02 PM
Oh No...not again! We make furniture like that...without the sperm helmet! Why don't I think of this shit first? I think I'm a latent inventor...and I suck at it!

BTW...we (the company I work for) make this style/contour furniture for offices (doctor, psychiatrist, dental...etc.). Just so ya know.

Oh...and Summer? It's tons more $$$ than we all could afford collectively. I'd say that that chair, without the sperm helmet, would cost about $1500-3500...depending on the detail, textile/leather, frame, and manufacturing hours. Yikes!