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WildIrish
09-27-2004, 07:56 AM
Everyone has heard of the benefits of napping during the day, and this company apparently figured out a way to enable us to do it in a serene, private and quiet environment despite the calamity going on around us. But let's be realistic...someone's gonna try having sex in there, right?
click here (www.metronaps.com)
nikki1979
09-27-2004, 09:48 AM
SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hell ya id luv to try LOL tho, i may bump my head on the ceeling of it! may have to turn around and us the foot reast as a pillow LOL
Nikki
It looks like she's getting eaten by a giant X-wing fighter pilot's helmet. :p
jennaflower
09-27-2004, 07:41 PM
link doesn't work for me :(
Lilith
09-27-2004, 07:43 PM
lmao we broke it! It was this big white Star Whores helmet with a bed attached.
scotzoidman
09-27-2004, 11:00 PM
link doesn't work for me either
WildIrish
09-28-2004, 08:00 AM
Bastards musta heard about me making fun of them!
Here's a link to a page with a picture.
try here (http://www.i4u.com/article1781.html)
Lilith
09-28-2004, 11:15 AM
sort of like sleeping in a giant sperm
Cheyanne
09-28-2004, 07:40 PM
sort of like sleeping in a giant sperm
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Actually, I was imagining the positions that could be done successfully in something like that!! ;)
Aqua's eyeball had me thinking I was seeing things!
Summer
09-30-2004, 10:37 AM
I have $7 does anyone else we could split the cost and NAP together. ;)
WildIrish
09-30-2004, 11:17 AM
I have $7 does anyone else we could split the cost and NAP together. ;)
How frugal of you! I think that's a great idea!
I wonder if they offer "Barry White Noise". :D
$14?! I'll just stick to shutting my eyes in the bathroom stall for 20 minutes. That's free, although not quite as comfy. I swear I'd never sleep in that thing anyway... I'd be to worried someone was gonna yank my feet or something. :eek:
WildIrish
09-30-2004, 11:37 AM
I swear I'd never sleep in that thing anyway... I'd be to worried someone was gonna yank my feet or something. :eek:
I'd probably get a stiffy. Then everyone would walk by and laugh at me. :rolleyes:
I'd probably get a stiffy. Then everyone would walk by and laugh at me. :rolleyes:
You never know... maybe they will yank your stiffy instead of your feet? :p
Summer
09-30-2004, 12:34 PM
I know I would! ;)
Euphemism
09-30-2004, 12:52 PM
While typical coitus looks nearly impossible due to lack of room for whomever is on top (without serious brain injury), it looks uniquely perfect for the classic 69 position.
Hm, I may have to, as the website says, 'go take a nap'.
Lilith
09-30-2004, 12:55 PM
ummm it's high time the one on top get his head banged about for once...my headboard hurts!
ummm it's high time the one on top get his head banged about for once...my headboard hurts!
Wow if your headboard hurts I can't imagine the pain you must have coursing through your head lol.
imaginewithme
09-30-2004, 11:47 PM
Ok, I wanna do it in there!
LixyChick
10-01-2004, 05:02 PM
Oh No...not again! We make furniture like that...without the sperm helmet! Why don't I think of this shit first? I think I'm a latent inventor...and I suck at it!
BTW...we (the company I work for) make this style/contour furniture for offices (doctor, psychiatrist, dental...etc.). Just so ya know.
Oh...and Summer? It's tons more $$$ than we all could afford collectively. I'd say that that chair, without the sperm helmet, would cost about $1500-3500...depending on the detail, textile/leather, frame, and manufacturing hours. Yikes!
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